Machete Von Kill
@machetevonkill.bsky.social
Spreader of shenanigans. Thrower of knives. Lover of pro wrestling, horror and music. Mother of cat. Woman in the Cannabis industry. Strange and unusual. Kinda feral.
When your wrestling crush uses your favorite band as the theme of his new gear...
I just swooned so hard, I hurt myself.
I just swooned so hard, I hurt myself.
January 8, 2026 at 12:02 AM
When your wrestling crush uses your favorite band as the theme of his new gear...
I just swooned so hard, I hurt myself.
I just swooned so hard, I hurt myself.
Plesse go and vote for my cat. Thank you 😘
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Zeeva Von Squeak - Contest Entry #49243 - Modern Cat
Possibly the sweetest, smartest, most perfect cat in the history of cats. She was abandoned as a kitten and has become the queen of her home. She's my bestie and my baby. I can't imagine my life witho...
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January 7, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Plesse go and vote for my cat. Thank you 😘
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moderncat.com/entry/zeeva-...
Happy New Year!
January 1, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Happy New Year!
It's like he knew i needed this tonight.
I come from the other site to let you know @effylives.com will be streaming tonight. We won't know the format until it's time! @machetevonkill.bsky.social @sanbrunojess.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov
December 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
It's like he knew i needed this tonight.
A "friend" tells me he has a Christmas gift for me and wants to know when he can bring it by. Then proceeds to tell me that said gift is just leftover stock of something he 3D printed, from someone else's pattern, and was selling online. MY DUDE, LEARN TO SAY LESS.
December 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
A "friend" tells me he has a Christmas gift for me and wants to know when he can bring it by. Then proceeds to tell me that said gift is just leftover stock of something he 3D printed, from someone else's pattern, and was selling online. MY DUDE, LEARN TO SAY LESS.
It's starting to feel like Christmas around here.
Also, I'm really thankful that @effylives.com puts up with my silly bullshit. Lol
Also, I'm really thankful that @effylives.com puts up with my silly bullshit. Lol
December 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
It's starting to feel like Christmas around here.
Also, I'm really thankful that @effylives.com puts up with my silly bullshit. Lol
Also, I'm really thankful that @effylives.com puts up with my silly bullshit. Lol
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It’s up and it’s the last one ever.
🤼▶️ youtu.be/Lr6WGirLZtw?...
🤼▶️ youtu.be/Lr6WGirLZtw?...
December 7, 2025 at 12:02 PM
It’s up and it’s the last one ever.
🤼▶️ youtu.be/Lr6WGirLZtw?...
🤼▶️ youtu.be/Lr6WGirLZtw?...
DO NOT send me DMs here. I can no longer access them. I'm not scanning my ID or giving credit card or social security information to some company I've never heard of, to verify that I'm an adult.
December 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
DO NOT send me DMs here. I can no longer access them. I'm not scanning my ID or giving credit card or social security information to some company I've never heard of, to verify that I'm an adult.
Went on shopaew to buy a Hey EW wrap shirt and got this... now I'm even sadder than I already was. (I am really happy for @rjcity.bsky.social tho. He deserves to have all of his merch sell out) #HeyEW #RJistheeebest
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Went on shopaew to buy a Hey EW wrap shirt and got this... now I'm even sadder than I already was. (I am really happy for @rjcity.bsky.social tho. He deserves to have all of his merch sell out) #HeyEW #RJistheeebest
"Machete, my love," may just be theeeeeeeeeeee best way I have ever been addressed in life.
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"Machete, my love," may just be theeeeeeeeeeee best way I have ever been addressed in life.
If you're gonna spend money on black friday, this is the way. Screw the corporations. Screw the billionaires. Support indie wrestling and small business.
Heads up. @effylives.com and gcw whatnots tonight. @machetevonkill.bsky.social @sanbrunojess.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
If you're gonna spend money on black friday, this is the way. Screw the corporations. Screw the billionaires. Support indie wrestling and small business.
🖤❤️🖤 Swoon City...just sayin'.
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
🖤❤️🖤 Swoon City...just sayin'.
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Big splash by Will Kroos! #MysteryWrestling19
Watch the full show replay on mysterywrestling.com!
#MysteryWrestling 🤼♂️
Watch the full show replay on mysterywrestling.com!
#MysteryWrestling 🤼♂️
November 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Big splash by Will Kroos! #MysteryWrestling19
Watch the full show replay on mysterywrestling.com!
#MysteryWrestling 🤼♂️
Watch the full show replay on mysterywrestling.com!
#MysteryWrestling 🤼♂️
Buy Effy's loot.
November 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Buy Effy's loot.
Dear Hollywood,
We all know that serial killers start out doing absolutely abhorrent things to animals. You can skip that part when you make movies about them. We don't need to hear it or see it. Thanks.
We all know that serial killers start out doing absolutely abhorrent things to animals. You can skip that part when you make movies about them. We don't need to hear it or see it. Thanks.
November 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Dear Hollywood,
We all know that serial killers start out doing absolutely abhorrent things to animals. You can skip that part when you make movies about them. We don't need to hear it or see it. Thanks.
We all know that serial killers start out doing absolutely abhorrent things to animals. You can skip that part when you make movies about them. We don't need to hear it or see it. Thanks.
Anybody watching #GCWUnderstand? Matt Tremont is making his way to the ring right now.
November 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Anybody watching #GCWUnderstand? Matt Tremont is making his way to the ring right now.
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FREE MATCH FRIDAY 🤼♂️ at 12 PM ET on #MysteryWrestling’s YouTube channel!
Watch MxM vs. Fresh Air ft. Ethan Page on commentary from #MysteryWrestling7!
WATCH: youtu.be/OpPlZAyhZTk?...
Watch MxM vs. Fresh Air ft. Ethan Page on commentary from #MysteryWrestling7!
WATCH: youtu.be/OpPlZAyhZTk?...
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
FREE MATCH FRIDAY 🤼♂️ at 12 PM ET on #MysteryWrestling’s YouTube channel!
Watch MxM vs. Fresh Air ft. Ethan Page on commentary from #MysteryWrestling7!
WATCH: youtu.be/OpPlZAyhZTk?...
Watch MxM vs. Fresh Air ft. Ethan Page on commentary from #MysteryWrestling7!
WATCH: youtu.be/OpPlZAyhZTk?...
Last Sunday, I tripped, dropped my phone and broke my toe. This Sunday, I sneezed so hard, while spitting out toothpaste, that I smoked my forehead on the edge of the sink. At this rate, I figure I'll be dead in about 3 weeks or so...
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Last Sunday, I tripped, dropped my phone and broke my toe. This Sunday, I sneezed so hard, while spitting out toothpaste, that I smoked my forehead on the edge of the sink. At this rate, I figure I'll be dead in about 3 weeks or so...
Yay!!!
Tomorrow is an @effylives.com double header!
Whatnot at 7pm, stream after!
@machetevonkill.bsky.social @sanbrunojess.bsky.social @denisesalcedo.bsky.social
Whatnot at 7pm, stream after!
@machetevonkill.bsky.social @sanbrunojess.bsky.social @denisesalcedo.bsky.social
October 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Yay!!!
If you see this cowboy, tell him Happy Birthday. I mean, you can say it to me too, but yeah.
October 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
If you see this cowboy, tell him Happy Birthday. I mean, you can say it to me too, but yeah.
I dunno about you, but my soul needs this.
Looks like an @effylives.com pumpkin carving stream tonight! @machetevonkill.bsky.social @sanbrunojess.bsky.social
October 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I dunno about you, but my soul needs this.
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October 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM