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Machete Fred
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my name is my name | may our cups runneth over

Nappy-Headed Super Saiyan Jedi Master of the Hidden Cloud. 60% of the time, it works every time.

Charlotte NC
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I hate when the food I made was really good, but the pics I took were just not hittin😒
..Like where’s the proof bc this ain’t believable 😭
July 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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EYE NEED THAT CLIPSE ALBUM NOWWW
a man wearing a hat and a white tank top is talking to a woman .
ALT: a man wearing a hat and a white tank top is talking to a woman .
media.tenor.com
June 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
we outside for Asé tonight
June 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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No matter what them Saudis think, YOUR QUEEEEEENNN is Jade Cargill!!
June 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Saudias hate women period, but ESPECIALLY Black women.
Saudis hate black women and they are making that VERY apparent smh…
June 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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They would rather do anything else in the world than cheer a Black woman. They acted like she personally ruined their last meal.
Saudias hate women period, but ESPECIALLY Black women.
Saudis hate black women and they are making that VERY apparent smh…
June 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
every single time WWE goes international, the crowds are ALWAYS racist as hell to the black wrestlers…EVERY SINGLE TIME
June 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
my son gotta song to sing and y’all better like it 👊🏾😠
June 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
only watching this match to support R-Truth but we already know they finna play in our faces again
June 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Sami needs this KOTR over any of these boys
June 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
we really don’t gotta see Goldberg sorry ass on Fridays too Paul
June 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
why Bron start barking at Sax like Perk 😂😂
June 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
that Bill Goldberg shit really blew cz i can’t remember anything that’s happened tonight since his sorry ass came out
June 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Goldberg vs Gunther? #BWS #WWE
a bald man wearing glasses is sitting on a couch .
Alt: a bald man wearing glasses is sitting on a couch .
media.tenor.com
June 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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EVERY GOT DAMN WEEK
every week WWE doing some bullshit to piss me off
June 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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EVERY FUCKING WEEK
every week WWE doing some bullshit to piss me off
June 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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EVERY WEEK!!!!!
June 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Now why tf was Goldberg on my screen?
June 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
every week WWE doing some bullshit to piss me off
June 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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I’m not surprised they’re Trump supporters lol
OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
June 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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June 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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This bitch voted for this shit who tf is she fooling?!?
June 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Fuck that app and its owner.
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*checks tweet*

pedophiles
June 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
you know what’s been pissing me off all weeknd?? when Pat McAfee was tryna do Booker T adlib
June 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM