Of all the examples to choose from, he chose an attempted rapist.
January 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Of all the examples to choose from, he chose an attempted rapist.
Me in July: Going to the gym is great. Everyone should go to the gym more.
Me in January: For Christ's sake, give up on your goals sooner than later so I can have a free cable pully again.
Me in January: For Christ's sake, give up on your goals sooner than later so I can have a free cable pully again.
January 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Me in July: Going to the gym is great. Everyone should go to the gym more.
Me in January: For Christ's sake, give up on your goals sooner than later so I can have a free cable pully again.
Me in January: For Christ's sake, give up on your goals sooner than later so I can have a free cable pully again.
Can we just drop the terms 1st/2nd/3rd world now? What does it even mean that America isn't a 1st world country because China (considered 2nd world) has wealthy social media influencers?
January 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Can we just drop the terms 1st/2nd/3rd world now? What does it even mean that America isn't a 1st world country because China (considered 2nd world) has wealthy social media influencers?
Deviled eggs are a lot of work to make the worst hors d'ourve and the worst way to prepare an egg.
November 28, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Deviled eggs are a lot of work to make the worst hors d'ourve and the worst way to prepare an egg.
On that day, many metal bands will come to Satan and say, "Lord, Lord, did we not shred in your name, summon demons in your name, and perform many sick shows in your name?" And Satan will say to them, "I never knew you; depart from me, you posers," and the gates of hell will be closed to them.
December 21, 2023 at 8:31 PM
On that day, many metal bands will come to Satan and say, "Lord, Lord, did we not shred in your name, summon demons in your name, and perform many sick shows in your name?" And Satan will say to them, "I never knew you; depart from me, you posers," and the gates of hell will be closed to them.
Never trust a girl on Bumble that says she likes intellectual conversations. If you try to talk about Zizek or Hitchens, she'll just change the subject to how much she wants you to cum in her.
December 7, 2023 at 4:19 PM
Never trust a girl on Bumble that says she likes intellectual conversations. If you try to talk about Zizek or Hitchens, she'll just change the subject to how much she wants you to cum in her.
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That's so interesting.
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December 5, 2023 at 4:28 PM
That's so interesting.
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I have to believe that people would act better if society didn't pressure us to step on each other, but man, a lot of people are shitty.
December 5, 2023 at 3:18 PM
I have to believe that people would act better if society didn't pressure us to step on each other, but man, a lot of people are shitty.
I'm encountering more and more people citing chatGPT citing chatGPT for what they think is factual info
December 1, 2023 at 3:58 PM
I'm encountering more and more people citing chatGPT citing chatGPT for what they think is factual info
She really cares, you guys 🥲
November 25, 2023 at 5:17 PM
She really cares, you guys 🥲
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Please reskeet if you:
-once saw a psychic who told you that you will die in a Jimmy Fallon-related incident.
-think that cops should not give you a speeding ticket if you can make them laugh.
-poke the ground in front of you with a stick before each step to make sure it is not quicksand.
-once saw a psychic who told you that you will die in a Jimmy Fallon-related incident.
-think that cops should not give you a speeding ticket if you can make them laugh.
-poke the ground in front of you with a stick before each step to make sure it is not quicksand.
October 12, 2023 at 7:25 PM
Please reskeet if you:
-once saw a psychic who told you that you will die in a Jimmy Fallon-related incident.
-think that cops should not give you a speeding ticket if you can make them laugh.
-poke the ground in front of you with a stick before each step to make sure it is not quicksand.
-once saw a psychic who told you that you will die in a Jimmy Fallon-related incident.
-think that cops should not give you a speeding ticket if you can make them laugh.
-poke the ground in front of you with a stick before each step to make sure it is not quicksand.
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"I am an adult"
-boring
-common
-reveals that you pay taxes
"I am a former baby"
-shows growth
-could spruce up your resume
-squashes any suspicion that you were not once a baby
-boring
-common
-reveals that you pay taxes
"I am a former baby"
-shows growth
-could spruce up your resume
-squashes any suspicion that you were not once a baby
October 8, 2023 at 12:38 AM
"I am an adult"
-boring
-common
-reveals that you pay taxes
"I am a former baby"
-shows growth
-could spruce up your resume
-squashes any suspicion that you were not once a baby
-boring
-common
-reveals that you pay taxes
"I am a former baby"
-shows growth
-could spruce up your resume
-squashes any suspicion that you were not once a baby
Women love to moisturize, but hate when you call them moist. Wasn't that the objective?
October 4, 2023 at 5:19 PM
Women love to moisturize, but hate when you call them moist. Wasn't that the objective?
Women love to moisturize, but will gag if you call them moist. Wasn't that the goal?
October 4, 2023 at 4:44 PM
Women love to moisturize, but will gag if you call them moist. Wasn't that the goal?
Okay, we had our pandemic. When do the 20s start roaring?
October 2, 2023 at 7:01 PM
Okay, we had our pandemic. When do the 20s start roaring?
NFL tiktok seems to want to ban this new play they're calling the "tush push." They're saying "it's not football," and by that, they mean it looks gay.
September 24, 2023 at 11:26 PM
NFL tiktok seems to want to ban this new play they're calling the "tush push." They're saying "it's not football," and by that, they mean it looks gay.
A lot of the AI tech craze is just rebranding. If Microsoft released Clippy today, people would call it AI.
September 15, 2023 at 2:11 AM
A lot of the AI tech craze is just rebranding. If Microsoft released Clippy today, people would call it AI.
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I think about this every year
September 11, 2023 at 6:33 PM
I think about this every year
"Never forget" was such a poisonous slogan. Every year people complain that it seems like everyone has moved on from this tragedy that happened decades ago, which is good and normal. Osama Bin Laden is dead now, you don't have to obsess about it.
September 11, 2023 at 5:39 PM
"Never forget" was such a poisonous slogan. Every year people complain that it seems like everyone has moved on from this tragedy that happened decades ago, which is good and normal. Osama Bin Laden is dead now, you don't have to obsess about it.
Somebody help. My family is talking about where they were on 9/11
September 9, 2023 at 7:52 PM
Somebody help. My family is talking about where they were on 9/11
Welcome to bluesky. We have rules here:
1. Whatever goes on two legs is an enemy
2. Whatever goes on four legs or has wings is a friend
3. No animal shall wear clothes
4. No animal shall sleep in a bed
5. No animal shall drink alcohol
6. No animal shall kill another animal
7. All animals are equal
1. Whatever goes on two legs is an enemy
2. Whatever goes on four legs or has wings is a friend
3. No animal shall wear clothes
4. No animal shall sleep in a bed
5. No animal shall drink alcohol
6. No animal shall kill another animal
7. All animals are equal
welcome to bluesky. we have rules here:
1) Any live cell with two or three live neighbours survives.
2) Any dead cell with three live neighbours becomes a live cell.
3) All other live cells die in the next generation. Similarly, all other dead cells stay dead.
1) Any live cell with two or three live neighbours survives.
2) Any dead cell with three live neighbours becomes a live cell.
3) All other live cells die in the next generation. Similarly, all other dead cells stay dead.
welcome to bluesky. we have rules here:
1) park that car
2) drop that phone
3) sleep on the floor
4) dream about me
1) park that car
2) drop that phone
3) sleep on the floor
4) dream about me
September 8, 2023 at 3:34 PM
Welcome to bluesky. We have rules here:
1. Whatever goes on two legs is an enemy
2. Whatever goes on four legs or has wings is a friend
3. No animal shall wear clothes
4. No animal shall sleep in a bed
5. No animal shall drink alcohol
6. No animal shall kill another animal
7. All animals are equal
1. Whatever goes on two legs is an enemy
2. Whatever goes on four legs or has wings is a friend
3. No animal shall wear clothes
4. No animal shall sleep in a bed
5. No animal shall drink alcohol
6. No animal shall kill another animal
7. All animals are equal