Kelsey Walker
@m0mmyl0nglegs.bsky.social
unfortunately I am just here to be sexy and cool 😔🙏🏼
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no kings includes short kings :(
June 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
no kings includes short kings :(
who wants to be in my conclave
May 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
who wants to be in my conclave
I can’t even begin to tell u how horny it would make me to hear the way a true crime podcast described me
May 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I can’t even begin to tell u how horny it would make me to hear the way a true crime podcast described me
did you guys feel Katy Perry land on the moon this morning
April 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
did you guys feel Katy Perry land on the moon this morning
Scooby gets euthanized
March 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Scooby gets euthanized
I think if I ever went to the sphere I would shit myself
March 4, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I think if I ever went to the sphere I would shit myself
May the best Oscar win 🙏🏼
March 2, 2025 at 10:21 PM
May the best Oscar win 🙏🏼
I took a month off of bluesky cause nobody appreciated my Swedish chef joke
February 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I took a month off of bluesky cause nobody appreciated my Swedish chef joke
“Bill Skarsgård” sounds like what the Swedish Chef says when he wants the check
February 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
“Bill Skarsgård” sounds like what the Swedish Chef says when he wants the check
my tax accountant says I’m very creative
January 31, 2025 at 8:35 PM
my tax accountant says I’m very creative
You bet your ass
January 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
You bet your ass
Goddamnitt my milkshake brought the wrong thing again
January 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Goddamnitt my milkshake brought the wrong thing again
The anticapitalist to spencer pratt enthusiast pipeline
In this essay I will
In this essay I will
January 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The anticapitalist to spencer pratt enthusiast pipeline
In this essay I will
In this essay I will
Unfortunate time to have this name I think
January 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Unfortunate time to have this name I think
If you voted for trump the wildfires are your fault
January 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
If you voted for trump the wildfires are your fault
I pray to all that is holy that I am absolutely goated 🙏🏼
January 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I pray to all that is holy that I am absolutely goated 🙏🏼
everybody STOP talking to me about the orbs I cannot think about the orbs rn!!!!!!
December 18, 2024 at 11:54 PM
everybody STOP talking to me about the orbs I cannot think about the orbs rn!!!!!!
I have rage coursing through my very bones today! happy holidays!
December 18, 2024 at 5:06 PM
I have rage coursing through my very bones today! happy holidays!
In 2025 I will become a great and prolific martini drinker
December 18, 2024 at 1:12 AM
In 2025 I will become a great and prolific martini drinker
timothee chalamet’s little mustache is bothering me. can somebody tell him?
December 15, 2024 at 2:40 AM
timothee chalamet’s little mustache is bothering me. can somebody tell him?
the kid in the pool getting ready to tell you about their parents’ divorce
December 9, 2024 at 8:02 PM
the kid in the pool getting ready to tell you about their parents’ divorce
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This Fox segment on the search for the shooter is incredible. Look at how the NYPD searches Central Park lol
December 8, 2024 at 7:56 PM
This Fox segment on the search for the shooter is incredible. Look at how the NYPD searches Central Park lol
all my big tiddy, big brain girlies are horny for the Copay Crusader 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
December 6, 2024 at 6:35 PM
all my big tiddy, big brain girlies are horny for the Copay Crusader 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
guys…can we be unserious for a second?
December 5, 2024 at 3:07 PM
guys…can we be unserious for a second?
According to Wrapped, April was my “Cunty Pink Hipster Breakup Runway Yas Queen Grunge Synth Coffee Break Hard Rock Menopause moment”
December 4, 2024 at 3:50 PM
According to Wrapped, April was my “Cunty Pink Hipster Breakup Runway Yas Queen Grunge Synth Coffee Break Hard Rock Menopause moment”