Lys 🩷
lys13.bsky.social
Lys 🩷
@lys13.bsky.social
32, she/they
Trumps like “sweetie it’s yours kicking in doors take it to the floor give me more buy the paint in the color of your eyes and graffiti my whole damn life.”
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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I can go anywhere I want, anywhere I want just not home
November 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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omg i didn’t even realize it’s been 5 years since the definitive Funniest Moment in US History happened 🫡🫡
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
You too can enjoy the life of a showgirl if you just take that red wood tree out of your ass.
October 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Donate what you can when and if you can to your local food pantry or to those you know & love who rely on EBT. If we all pitch in a little we can save lives! Volunteer at your local pantries too if you can! Lines will get longer!
October 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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And this is how you professionally troll a puritanical Christian Nationalist. BUTTS AND BOOBS!

Portland: 10
Johnson: 0

www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
October 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Willow has a costume contest at her daycare, maybe I’m just biased but I think she has a good chance.
October 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
anyone who thinks this is what a “Free” Gaza looks like has lost the plot entirely.
October 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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October 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
My best friend is color blind, he often labels orange as green & he told me today sometimes trumps tan makes him look like the grinch and that’s how I realized this is how he sees Trump.
October 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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she makes her money being pretty and witty!!
October 9, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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My Wi$h Li$t: leftists on the internet stop talking about every enjoyable thing like a conservative value.

You're letting them highjack: fun, sports, pop music, marriage, having kids, making money, ambition, women cooking(??) and 1000 other things.

Congrats, you lost another election and you suck!
October 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Current TLOASG ranking.
October 8, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Show girl welcome home with your sisters.
October 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
If you have a bronzer that pulls real orange you can use setting powder to create a lighter orange for a nice orange blush for the show girl movie!
October 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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we tell the world to leave us the fuck alooooneee and they do!! 😫❤️‍🔥
homer simpson covering his eyes with his hands
Alt: homer simpson throwing that ass in a circle
media.tenor.com
October 3, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I thought father figure was going to be more smut and less mob boss.
October 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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❤️‍🔥| All links to the full videos of Taylor's UK press tour, morning interviews! #TSTheLifeOfAShowgirl 

BBC Radio 1
youtu.be/Cqw8fZhggbQ

Magic Radio
youtu.be/ewk_GNbpb5k

Capital FM
youtu.be/ldUsKs7FAfo

Hits Radio
youtu.be/exz62D28ymw

Heart Radio
youtu.be/itJar4sOKGc
October 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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“you could be my forever night stand”
October 3, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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Father Figure - Taylor Swift
October 3, 2025 at 5:19 AM
HIS LOVE WAS THE KEY THAT OPENED MY THIGHS
October 3, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I had my 12yo niece in the car and a Britney Spears song came on and I was like you’re probably a bit young for Britney & she goes “what? I listen to Justin Bieber and they came out at the same time”. 💀
September 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Nobody who joins ICE has ever had friends, enjoyed sex, or made another person happy in any way. They’re miserable bastards and they only want to spread their misery, to offload it. They will fail at this, too. Their misery will just get worse.

I have scientific proof of this.
September 27, 2025 at 4:56 AM