lynn dewitt
@lynndewitt.bsky.social
supportive parent energy | she/they | i put the BI in LGBTQIA+ | send hand pics
hair show down, thanks for having me
March 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
hair show down, thanks for having me
a little more blonde now
March 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
a little more blonde now
the serotonin hits so hard when i see my bestie interacting with me, so happy to share a social media with her again
February 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
the serotonin hits so hard when i see my bestie interacting with me, so happy to share a social media with her again
this is how i feel i look when the dysmorphia hits
Researchers believe they've recorded potentially the first-ever sighting of an adult abyssal fish, Melanocetus johnsonii, in broad daylight.
Normally found at depths between 200 and 2,000 meters, this predator was spotted just 2km off the coast of Tenerife.
Full story: tinyurl.com/5j37dnmw
Normally found at depths between 200 and 2,000 meters, this predator was spotted just 2km off the coast of Tenerife.
Full story: tinyurl.com/5j37dnmw
February 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
this is how i feel i look when the dysmorphia hits
feel like i'm the only one with a thing for hands these days
February 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
feel like i'm the only one with a thing for hands these days
that's my emotional support hand between my legs
February 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
that's my emotional support hand between my legs
need sugar and the only thing i have access to right now is white chocolate i HATE IT HERE
February 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
need sugar and the only thing i have access to right now is white chocolate i HATE IT HERE
on that note, i need my mutuals. i need good people to follow. give me the funny feelings please i need it
February 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
on that note, i need my mutuals. i need good people to follow. give me the funny feelings please i need it
okay i think im going to finally do it, im going to finally switch to primarily using bluesky over twitter/X, its been a good run but its just too much over there
February 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
okay i think im going to finally do it, im going to finally switch to primarily using bluesky over twitter/X, its been a good run but its just too much over there
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call him ebenezer scrooge the way i ghosted him this christmas
December 20, 2024 at 4:48 PM
call him ebenezer scrooge the way i ghosted him this christmas
my phone just transitioned into night shift. it's 2pm.
November 20, 2024 at 8:37 PM
my phone just transitioned into night shift. it's 2pm.
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Last year I wrote and produced my debut album and shot my own album cover and I have yet to share it with Bluesky so here I am begging another social media site to stream my music so I can quit my job
open.spotify.com/album/6PrwSD...
open.spotify.com/album/6PrwSD...
November 17, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Last year I wrote and produced my debut album and shot my own album cover and I have yet to share it with Bluesky so here I am begging another social media site to stream my music so I can quit my job
open.spotify.com/album/6PrwSD...
open.spotify.com/album/6PrwSD...
proof that i was hot last night
November 16, 2024 at 10:38 PM
proof that i was hot last night
what if when cats stretched they moaned
November 16, 2024 at 7:12 PM
what if when cats stretched they moaned
going to start saying i have the zoomies when i'm horny because this pussy is acting hyperactive
November 16, 2024 at 12:24 AM
going to start saying i have the zoomies when i'm horny because this pussy is acting hyperactive
i'm not a shower or a grower. i'm sonic the hedgehog
November 14, 2024 at 7:42 PM
i'm not a shower or a grower. i'm sonic the hedgehog
me, immediately after waking up:
Okay. That’s enough of this
November 14, 2024 at 4:35 PM
me, immediately after waking up:
my brain used to be broken in a very specific way and it's since corrected itself and i think i'm a little less funny because of it
November 13, 2024 at 3:33 PM
my brain used to be broken in a very specific way and it's since corrected itself and i think i'm a little less funny because of it
stop shaming skeeting!!!! i love to skeet all day!! people need to see me skeet!
I really love Bluesky, but I’m not crazy about calling posts here “skeets.” I just looked up the word, and skeet is apparently slang for ejaculation.
We can do better than that, folks! Since Elon coldly spurned the word “tweet” on X, I guess we could use that. Or maybe “blues”?
Any other ideas?
We can do better than that, folks! Since Elon coldly spurned the word “tweet” on X, I guess we could use that. Or maybe “blues”?
Any other ideas?
November 13, 2024 at 3:32 PM
stop shaming skeeting!!!! i love to skeet all day!! people need to see me skeet!
(cartwheeling out of a totaled 2014 subaru outback) wowie that could've been bad
November 13, 2024 at 3:31 PM
(cartwheeling out of a totaled 2014 subaru outback) wowie that could've been bad
(crawling out of the bushes) hey guys how's it going you're looking well
November 12, 2024 at 3:26 PM
(crawling out of the bushes) hey guys how's it going you're looking well
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@lynndewitt.bsky.social Your Mario tweet just showed up in my FB feed lol
November 7, 2024 at 1:45 AM
@lynndewitt.bsky.social Your Mario tweet just showed up in my FB feed lol
google "barbie movie" and thank me later
July 20, 2023 at 6:38 PM
google "barbie movie" and thank me later
ok fine i'll say it, it is an incredibly powerful feeling knowing someone would abandon any semblance of their current normal life just for a minuscule chance at a sniff of my most petite pussy fart
July 7, 2023 at 2:34 AM
ok fine i'll say it, it is an incredibly powerful feeling knowing someone would abandon any semblance of their current normal life just for a minuscule chance at a sniff of my most petite pussy fart