Lyndzi
@lyndzi.bsky.social
Writer of "The Pegging Book" 📚, Knitter/ Yarn Dyer 🧶, Gay Pirate Lover 🏴☠️, Polyam ❤️, Burlesque Dancer 💃, Geek 🤓. Yarn shop= LadyPurl.etsy.com, Book= ThePeggingBook.com
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Don't worry. I already cast on to make matching booty shorts 💖😊
January 3, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Don't worry. I already cast on to make matching booty shorts 💖😊
How do I make this knitting pattern #HeatedRivalry themed? Are hockey letterman jackets a thing? Metros or Raiders? Or Centaurs?! Should I make my own Canadian Olympic fleece? 🤔 🏒🍌 Real things I'm debating first thing in the morning. 😂
January 3, 2026 at 4:44 PM
How do I make this knitting pattern #HeatedRivalry themed? Are hockey letterman jackets a thing? Metros or Raiders? Or Centaurs?! Should I make my own Canadian Olympic fleece? 🤔 🏒🍌 Real things I'm debating first thing in the morning. 😂
When my yarn and sex toy fixations merge. 😅🐑🤷🏻♀️
December 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
When my yarn and sex toy fixations merge. 😅🐑🤷🏻♀️
I feel like it would be potentially irresponsible/annoying of me to go to a hockey game now with my HR tainted brain bc every time any of the boys fought/ touched/ looked at one another I would scream, "NOW KISS!"
December 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I feel like it would be potentially irresponsible/annoying of me to go to a hockey game now with my HR tainted brain bc every time any of the boys fought/ touched/ looked at one another I would scream, "NOW KISS!"
I just remembered I have a Cricut and free will. This will be a Boston Raiders Rozanov jersey very soon. 👀😍 #heatedrivalry
December 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I just remembered I have a Cricut and free will. This will be a Boston Raiders Rozanov jersey very soon. 👀😍 #heatedrivalry
This episode!
The power of foot touches, AMIRIGHT?! 🥰🏒🎁🍌😍
The power of foot touches, AMIRIGHT?! 🥰🏒🎁🍌😍
December 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
This episode!
The power of foot touches, AMIRIGHT?! 🥰🏒🎁🍌😍
The power of foot touches, AMIRIGHT?! 🥰🏒🎁🍌😍
My silly goose contribution to the "For Love, Actually" challenge: Milwaukee.
Archie needs a change of scenery and wants to party. She's got to get out of New Zealand, maybe the drunkest city in America would be fun?
#forloveactually @forloveactually.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/76361551
Archie needs a change of scenery and wants to party. She's got to get out of New Zealand, maybe the drunkest city in America would be fun?
#forloveactually @forloveactually.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/76361551
December 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
My silly goose contribution to the "For Love, Actually" challenge: Milwaukee.
Archie needs a change of scenery and wants to party. She's got to get out of New Zealand, maybe the drunkest city in America would be fun?
#forloveactually @forloveactually.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/76361551
Archie needs a change of scenery and wants to party. She's got to get out of New Zealand, maybe the drunkest city in America would be fun?
#forloveactually @forloveactually.bsky.social
archiveofourown.org/works/76361551
First selfie of the year versus the last
December 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
First selfie of the year versus the last
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Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
December 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de
I need to figure out a banana knitting chart. The peeled dick-shaped one, specifically. I feel like that might be a challenge. But I need to knit my own Scott Hunter banana socks 😃🍌🏒 #heatedrivalry
If you're good at pixel art, can you make that banana fit into a ~10ish stitches by ~20ish row chart?
If you're good at pixel art, can you make that banana fit into a ~10ish stitches by ~20ish row chart?
December 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I need to figure out a banana knitting chart. The peeled dick-shaped one, specifically. I feel like that might be a challenge. But I need to knit my own Scott Hunter banana socks 😃🍌🏒 #heatedrivalry
If you're good at pixel art, can you make that banana fit into a ~10ish stitches by ~20ish row chart?
If you're good at pixel art, can you make that banana fit into a ~10ish stitches by ~20ish row chart?
I've made a lot of really cool things this year -- not to brag, just, it's been a fun year for knitting projects! ☺️
One of my personal favorite knits was a life-sized #facehugger from #Alien for my Alien-obsessed partner. A quick knit, posable pipe cleaners in the legs, and delightfully morbid. 😂❤️
One of my personal favorite knits was a life-sized #facehugger from #Alien for my Alien-obsessed partner. A quick knit, posable pipe cleaners in the legs, and delightfully morbid. 😂❤️
December 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I've made a lot of really cool things this year -- not to brag, just, it's been a fun year for knitting projects! ☺️
One of my personal favorite knits was a life-sized #facehugger from #Alien for my Alien-obsessed partner. A quick knit, posable pipe cleaners in the legs, and delightfully morbid. 😂❤️
One of my personal favorite knits was a life-sized #facehugger from #Alien for my Alien-obsessed partner. A quick knit, posable pipe cleaners in the legs, and delightfully morbid. 😂❤️
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Two days! So excited to read and share all of the wonderful "For Love, Actually" fics!
a woman is standing in a room with her arms outstretched and laughing .
ALT: a woman is standing in a room with her arms outstretched and laughing .
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December 23, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Two days! So excited to read and share all of the wonderful "For Love, Actually" fics!
The gay hockey show made me cry 3 times this episode. I was like: ☺️😭😍🫠😭🥴🥲🥰😭
December 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The gay hockey show made me cry 3 times this episode. I was like: ☺️😭😍🫠😭🥴🥲🥰😭
This is a REAL LOGO for a REAL BAKERY that I'm going to visit today in Milwaukee. WHO ARE YOU?! CAN WE BE BEST FRIENDS? 🏴☠️🥖
December 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
This is a REAL LOGO for a REAL BAKERY that I'm going to visit today in Milwaukee. WHO ARE YOU?! CAN WE BE BEST FRIENDS? 🏴☠️🥖
Got invited to perform at a Creepy Christmas burlesque show, so, of course, I had to make a Sally act 😁
#NightmareBeforeChristmas
#NightmareBeforeChristmas
December 20, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Got invited to perform at a Creepy Christmas burlesque show, so, of course, I had to make a Sally act 😁
#NightmareBeforeChristmas
#NightmareBeforeChristmas
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Merry Cryptmas!
December 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Merry Cryptmas!
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See the thing is, last christmas I gave you my heart and now this year I just happened to be browsing at the secondhand heart store and what do I fucking find there?!
December 16, 2025 at 3:40 PM
See the thing is, last christmas I gave you my heart and now this year I just happened to be browsing at the secondhand heart store and what do I fucking find there?!
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Spanish Jackie would 100% take his nose.
This is how everyone should respond to Donald Trump...
👇👇👇👇
😅😂🤣
👇👇👇👇
😅😂🤣
December 16, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Spanish Jackie would 100% take his nose.
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polyamory is on the rise because economic inflation and security advancements have made two-person bank heists practically unfeasible
December 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
polyamory is on the rise because economic inflation and security advancements have made two-person bank heists practically unfeasible
10/10 recommend making a whole ass wig out of scrap yarn. I cannot believe this worked 😅🤯❤️
December 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
10/10 recommend making a whole ass wig out of scrap yarn. I cannot believe this worked 😅🤯❤️
A real thing I just said to my bf when he suggested watching an episode of Sense8 before bed: "Hmm, I dunno... I love that show, but it can get *heavy* at points. I'm in the mood for something light. Let's watch Hannibal." 😂
December 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
A real thing I just said to my bf when he suggested watching an episode of Sense8 before bed: "Hmm, I dunno... I love that show, but it can get *heavy* at points. I'm in the mood for something light. Let's watch Hannibal." 😂
I told myself I couldn't watch the new episode of Heated Rivalry without working on my new fic, so I wrote a little over 1k words in an hour 🥴. This is mostly a testament to how much I need to see those hockey boys yearning 🫠
December 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I told myself I couldn't watch the new episode of Heated Rivalry without working on my new fic, so I wrote a little over 1k words in an hour 🥴. This is mostly a testament to how much I need to see those hockey boys yearning 🫠