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Lunch Pail Chris
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My purpose in life is to be the best father and pet owner I can possibly be, treat my environment with kindness, and leave this planet better than I found it. In doing so, I stand against fascism in all its forms and fight for a better equitable system.
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There are only two things in this universe that brings me pure blissful joy. #dogs & #tits
Does starting world war three mean I still need to fight traffic and sit in an office for mundane tasks to be completed for my living to be earned? Doomscrolling is only fun when you get to fantasize about getting some disruption to this mundane life.
January 5, 2026 at 6:34 PM
I think the point most people are missing is that Maduro is an illegitimate dictator and Venezuela is about as divided as America is right now in their politics. Despite being an illegitimate dictator he still has support of almost 50% of his populace. This seems to be a trend all around the world.
Trump said the U.S. planned to run Venezuela until a transition of power can take place, and he claimed the American presence was already in place.

"We're going to run the country until such time as we can do a safe, proper and judicious transition," Trump said. https://to.pbs.org/4jp6zcD
WATCH LIVE: Trump holds news conference after announcing U.S. has captured Venezuelan leader Maduro
Trump said the U.S. planned to run Venezuela until a transition of power can take place, and he claimed the American presence was already in place.
www.pbs.org
January 3, 2026 at 6:40 PM
My dog looks like she just spent the day at Sea World yesterday. This is her Disneyland. #FiestaIsland #DogParks #SDDogs
January 3, 2026 at 6:23 PM
💯 Dems won’t provide anything to fix this mess. I’m betting the farm that MTG beats Newsom and redefines MAGA.
Dont get complacent! The Midterms wont save us! We need real reform! Stay Loud!!!
January 2, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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day one in mamdani’s new york
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
I feel like watching this game wearing my mallard green sweat pants is giving these #Ducks some good luck. #GoDucks! #Quack #Quack 🦆
January 1, 2026 at 7:58 PM
This game is a defensive clash of the titans. #Quack #QUACK #GoDucks!
January 1, 2026 at 7:08 PM
My 2025 accomplishment was purchasing this beauty of a tank. Her name is Lucile the Bus & my 2026 resolution will be to turn this tank girl into a home. I’m going to quit this rat race to head out & start organizing throughout America for labor rights & fighting fascism.
December 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I don’t care what any of you think. I’m looking forward to 2026. I think it’s going to be the best year of my life & with any luck we will defeat fascism for good this year. 2026 is going to be about making MAGA cry again, & putting them back in the rock they crawled out from under.
December 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The NFL much like MLB needs to do away with the 4 divisions & consolidate it down to 2 divisions per each league then award the two division winners with the top two seeds & rank the rest 3 through last. It seems like the #NBA is the only pro sports league that gets the playoff format right.
December 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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December 28, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Of all the Christmas movies mentioned and listed, I never hear or see the greatest Christmas movie ever listed. #RedDawn #Wolverines
a man behind a chain link fence with the words avenge me in yellow
ALT: a man behind a chain link fence with the words avenge me in yellow
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December 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Yeah, because all I give a fuck about during the holiday season is how good the GDP and stock market are doing. #FuckICE #FuckTrump
December 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Merry Christmas from PDX. My doggo loves this city. So many puddles to trounce in and pigeons to chase.
December 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I’m sure if Tylenol gave them as much money as the gun lobbyists then they would be a safe and encouraged product to use. With enough money Republicans would encourage overdoses on Tylenol.
December 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The good news is that my snow dance worked. Mt Hood is getting dumped on and I may be able to snowboard for Christmas. The bad news is I’m driving from San Diego to Portland and the pass by Mt Ashland and Grants Pass is going to be icy and snowy. Not my first rodeo though. #SnowDance #LetsRide
December 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It’s been a long time since I’ve sat and watched a whole football game. Last nights #TNF game was the best game I’ve seen in a long time. I’m a fan of both teams so I didn’t care who won but I was rooting a little more for the Seahawks.
December 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
As if Gavin Newsom would ever consider withholding California federal taxes. This guy is all bark and no bite. Just a dog and pony show for his presidential bid. This is such a cooked country. We’re always left with the worst fucking choices for leadership.
December 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
America is an industrialized misery complex.
December 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
This man is on to something. Make him our president please. This corporatized society makes industry out of misery every time. Then we go along with it like obedient little monkeys. Yet we keep getting sunshine blown up our asses that affordability isn’t a problem. Time to eat the rich. #Revolution
Zohran: "I mean, think about when you fly.  We have made it such a difficult experience to go through TSA that there's now a financial incentive to sign up for a separate program that can move you through it quicker. We have monetized the dysfunction."
December 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
We have the power, but we need the courage to fight a revolution for it. These oligarchs won’t give us any of this without a fear of violence. They’re just going to continue laughing in our faces over our pointless protests and our campaigns to “vote harder”. The system needs a compete overhaul.
December 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I’d rather start seeing them hang drywall and lay bricks so we as humans don’t have to continually break our backs and risk our lives just earn a living and pay bills while we have an oligarchy that destroys our planet. #NextGen #Freedom
December 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
What if dogs were super racist against each other based on the premise of having pointy ears or floppy ears. It seems like my husky has bigger issues with floppy ear freak dogs. She seems cool with the pointy ear freaks.
December 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I can’t wait to take a huge steamy morning after Taco Bell dump on Trumps grave. I’ll find my opportunity and leave my mark.
December 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM