the best thing about the man I’m seeing is that he’s not a sw*fty

I am very tired of people in my industry saying “you have to learn AI or you will be doomed forever and never get a job in infosec ever again” and I’m just like yeah well I like clean air and water so I’d rather keep that instead of giving up brain power to a computer that always gets stuff wrong

I hope she dies actually

Happy Wednesday

Sorry to report AT&T whistleblower Mark Klein died. He came to me first at the LA Times with documents showing that copies of all transmissions through San Francisco went to a room controlled by the NSA. Fought so hard to publish that my job was threatened, but I lost. www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...

how do I end up romantically involved with a man who doesn’t know what a fucking shallot is

I don’t understand people who don’t have precheck like wdym you just want to suffer in line at the airport

lord help me I started talking to an Italian man on hinge and I think we have chemistry and I fear it might be over for me

everyone please pray that Pantone picks a good color this year so I don’t have to kms in front of my parents tomorrow

can we start a petition to execute Harry Hill so I can actually enjoy junior bake off

idk when I became such a dad but my roommates just asked if we could have meatball subs for dinner and the thought of spending my day making tomato sauce and meatballs just brings me so much joy

saw a cool waterfall and also the girthiest tree in the world (allegedly)

I would like to thank my hot gamer boyfriend @bingomilf.bsky.social for saving me from Elon’s ball pit and also for being hot

im saved