Luke Burbank
@lukeburbank.bsky.social
skeeting and deleting since 2025. TBTL.net
Portland Oregon is doing just fine.
November 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Portland Oregon is doing just fine.
Well that should fix it.
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Well that should fix it.
Luke Wilson just out here checking the cell phone reliability scoreboard he keeps deep in the interior of his Texas property.
October 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Luke Wilson just out here checking the cell phone reliability scoreboard he keeps deep in the interior of his Texas property.
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hey cal raleigh had the coolest fucking season, build the statue and make sure it has a giant butt
October 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
hey cal raleigh had the coolest fucking season, build the statue and make sure it has a giant butt
Can’t remember a recent example of Toronto stuff getting so thomped by LA stuff the Toronto stuff had to sue the LA stuff. Will watch with interest.
October 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Can’t remember a recent example of Toronto stuff getting so thomped by LA stuff the Toronto stuff had to sue the LA stuff. Will watch with interest.
October 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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New Episode of TBTL: #4579 A Chameleon's Wedding Day
After a big win and a big loss over the weekend, the Seattle Mariners now face one game that will determine whether or not they go to the World Series...
Show Length: 2h 16m 13s
Episode Download
After a big win and a big loss over the weekend, the Seattle Mariners now face one game that will determine whether or not they go to the World Series...
Show Length: 2h 16m 13s
Episode Download
October 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
New Episode of TBTL: #4579 A Chameleon's Wedding Day
After a big win and a big loss over the weekend, the Seattle Mariners now face one game that will determine whether or not they go to the World Series...
Show Length: 2h 16m 13s
Episode Download
After a big win and a big loss over the weekend, the Seattle Mariners now face one game that will determine whether or not they go to the World Series...
Show Length: 2h 16m 13s
Episode Download
The Mariners are good at baseball. The Mariners do good baseball plays. The Mariners have good players
October 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The Mariners are good at baseball. The Mariners do good baseball plays. The Mariners have good players
Is it possible the Blue Jays bats went quiet the first two games because no one wanted to wear that corny ass jacket? #mariners #getitdone
October 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Is it possible the Blue Jays bats went quiet the first two games because no one wanted to wear that corny ass jacket? #mariners #getitdone
Devastating day at my Alma Mater
“Mr. Beast State” go fightin’ Content Creators 😢
“Mr. Beast State” go fightin’ Content Creators 😢
October 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Devastating day at my Alma Mater
“Mr. Beast State” go fightin’ Content Creators 😢
“Mr. Beast State” go fightin’ Content Creators 😢
Producer: let’s get something down on tape just as a starting point, something to work off of
ODB: Me and Moriiiiiah go back like babies and pacifiiiiiahs
Producer: We did it Joe
ODB: Me and Moriiiiiah go back like babies and pacifiiiiiahs
Producer: We did it Joe
October 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Producer: let’s get something down on tape just as a starting point, something to work off of
ODB: Me and Moriiiiiah go back like babies and pacifiiiiiahs
Producer: We did it Joe
ODB: Me and Moriiiiiah go back like babies and pacifiiiiiahs
Producer: We did it Joe
giving the Nobel Peace Prize to Bad Bunny would have really made my weekend
October 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
giving the Nobel Peace Prize to Bad Bunny would have really made my weekend
Activating the prayer chain as I try to stir the dressing into this airport salad.
May 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Activating the prayer chain as I try to stir the dressing into this airport salad.
Critical lapse in judgment. Almost bought a pillow on Instagram and now they’re after me.
May 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Critical lapse in judgment. Almost bought a pillow on Instagram and now they’re after me.
If you grew up in the 80s/90s like I did, you can probably remember the year where most of your money and time was going towards mastering the boomerang.
April 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
If you grew up in the 80s/90s like I did, you can probably remember the year where most of your money and time was going towards mastering the boomerang.
I could do 26 straight hours on this
With less than an hour left, Cory Booker is set to explain that "begs the question" is almost never the phrase you actually want. Finish strong, boss
April 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I could do 26 straight hours on this
I’d sooner have the door fly off this flight
March 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I’d sooner have the door fly off this flight
Okay but what might the impact be on podcasting?
March 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Okay but what might the impact be on podcasting?
@walsh.bsky.social promises made, promises kept. #ViceGrips
March 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
@walsh.bsky.social promises made, promises kept. #ViceGrips
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Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need
February 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need
Real question: have you hugged your scale today?
February 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Real question: have you hugged your scale today?
Just wrapped a 1 hour conversation with my mom trying to figure out the movie she liked called “Guilt” starring “that really good gay actor, he’s dead now”.
The movie was “Doubt” featuring Philip Seymour Hoffman.
The movie was “Doubt” featuring Philip Seymour Hoffman.
February 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Just wrapped a 1 hour conversation with my mom trying to figure out the movie she liked called “Guilt” starring “that really good gay actor, he’s dead now”.
The movie was “Doubt” featuring Philip Seymour Hoffman.
The movie was “Doubt” featuring Philip Seymour Hoffman.
Excited to see Severance finally entering its “Spies Like Us” phase
February 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Excited to see Severance finally entering its “Spies Like Us” phase
Always have been, always will be.
February 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Always have been, always will be.