Luke Burbank
@lukeburbank.bsky.social
skeeting and deleting since 2025. TBTL.net
If you need a pick me up would absolutely recommend “Secret Mall Apartment” on Netflix. It’s a meditation on urbanism and art. And cinder blocks.
January 30, 2026 at 4:30 AM
If you need a pick me up would absolutely recommend “Secret Mall Apartment” on Netflix. It’s a meditation on urbanism and art. And cinder blocks.
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Plead enjoy this edit I made after learning my boss @lukeburbank.bsky.social can do a loon call
The cultural moment TBTL Tens have been waiting for #heatedrivalry
January 29, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Plead enjoy this edit I made after learning my boss @lukeburbank.bsky.social can do a loon call
Some much needed good news from my mom
January 26, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Some much needed good news from my mom
This is going to be my year.
January 24, 2026 at 4:21 PM
This is going to be my year.
Just figured out Odessa A’zion’s mom is Bobby Hill and I need to go lie down for a minute
December 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Just figured out Odessa A’zion’s mom is Bobby Hill and I need to go lie down for a minute
Give a man a Dougie and he’ll swag for a day, but *teach* a man to Dougie… talking lifetime shit
December 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Give a man a Dougie and he’ll swag for a day, but *teach* a man to Dougie… talking lifetime shit
Surprising number of NFL Defensive Coordinators sound like the last guy Big Pussy made eye contact with on that boat, looking at you Vic Fangio, Lou Anarumo, Steve Spagnuolo
December 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Surprising number of NFL Defensive Coordinators sound like the last guy Big Pussy made eye contact with on that boat, looking at you Vic Fangio, Lou Anarumo, Steve Spagnuolo
Update from my mom
December 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Update from my mom
And miss a chance to look this cool? No dice law man.
December 7, 2025 at 5:08 AM
And miss a chance to look this cool? No dice law man.
Was texting my pal @randballsstu.bsky.social about the counting crows (per usual) and it autocorrected to “Accounting Crows” and now I really want to hire an accounting firm comprised exclusively of crows wearing visors hunched over calculators.
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Was texting my pal @randballsstu.bsky.social about the counting crows (per usual) and it autocorrected to “Accounting Crows” and now I really want to hire an accounting firm comprised exclusively of crows wearing visors hunched over calculators.
Portland Oregon is doing just fine.
November 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Portland Oregon is doing just fine.
Well that should fix it.
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Well that should fix it.
Luke Wilson just out here checking the cell phone reliability scoreboard he keeps deep in the interior of his Texas property.
October 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Luke Wilson just out here checking the cell phone reliability scoreboard he keeps deep in the interior of his Texas property.
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hey cal raleigh had the coolest fucking season, build the statue and make sure it has a giant butt
October 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
hey cal raleigh had the coolest fucking season, build the statue and make sure it has a giant butt
Can’t remember a recent example of Toronto stuff getting so thomped by LA stuff the Toronto stuff had to sue the LA stuff. Will watch with interest.
October 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Can’t remember a recent example of Toronto stuff getting so thomped by LA stuff the Toronto stuff had to sue the LA stuff. Will watch with interest.
October 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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New Episode of TBTL: #4579 A Chameleon's Wedding Day
After a big win and a big loss over the weekend, the Seattle Mariners now face one game that will determine whether or not they go to the World Series...
Show Length: 2h 16m 13s
Episode Download
After a big win and a big loss over the weekend, the Seattle Mariners now face one game that will determine whether or not they go to the World Series...
Show Length: 2h 16m 13s
Episode Download
October 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
New Episode of TBTL: #4579 A Chameleon's Wedding Day
After a big win and a big loss over the weekend, the Seattle Mariners now face one game that will determine whether or not they go to the World Series...
Show Length: 2h 16m 13s
Episode Download
After a big win and a big loss over the weekend, the Seattle Mariners now face one game that will determine whether or not they go to the World Series...
Show Length: 2h 16m 13s
Episode Download
The Mariners are good at baseball. The Mariners do good baseball plays. The Mariners have good players
October 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The Mariners are good at baseball. The Mariners do good baseball plays. The Mariners have good players
Devastating day at my Alma Mater
“Mr. Beast State” go fightin’ Content Creators 😢
“Mr. Beast State” go fightin’ Content Creators 😢
October 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Devastating day at my Alma Mater
“Mr. Beast State” go fightin’ Content Creators 😢
“Mr. Beast State” go fightin’ Content Creators 😢
giving the Nobel Peace Prize to Bad Bunny would have really made my weekend
October 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
giving the Nobel Peace Prize to Bad Bunny would have really made my weekend
Activating the prayer chain as I try to stir the dressing into this airport salad.
May 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Activating the prayer chain as I try to stir the dressing into this airport salad.