Lukas Oldenburg
@lukasoldenburg.bsky.social
Digital Analytics, and more and more politics... :seenoevil:
"Here are 3 sentences describing the upcoming project (which could be gigantic, and we give you no insight into the existing setup of anything). Can you send a binding estimate for your efforts?" 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🚬🚬🚬😝😝😝🙈🙈🙈
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
"Here are 3 sentences describing the upcoming project (which could be gigantic, and we give you no insight into the existing setup of anything). Can you send a binding estimate for your efforts?" 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🚬🚬🚬😝😝😝🙈🙈🙈
#GoogleAds Enhanced Conversions server-side endpoint had minor issues with requests timing out yesterday. Seems to have stopped after 8 PM CET, but better check your monitoring...
November 6, 2025 at 6:40 AM
#GoogleAds Enhanced Conversions server-side endpoint had minor issues with requests timing out yesterday. Seems to have stopped after 8 PM CET, but better check your monitoring...
On Oct 25, #Google suddenly delivered 10 times the normal daily budget in their #YouTubeAds. So instead of 2500 EUR, the client suddenly spent 25k! Google's explanation is a bit laughable: "no further impact".
November 4, 2025 at 9:48 AM
On Oct 25, #Google suddenly delivered 10 times the normal daily budget in their #YouTubeAds. So instead of 2500 EUR, the client suddenly spent 25k! Google's explanation is a bit laughable: "no further impact".
You write to #Adobe CH because a client wants to extend their contract. For several weeks, you only get answers like "I'm currently on vacation", "please write to XYZ", etc. So many people working there, does not seem like anybody is doing any work there. Not the first time!
November 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
You write to #Adobe CH because a client wants to extend their contract. For several weeks, you only get answers like "I'm currently on vacation", "please write to XYZ", etc. So many people working there, does not seem like anybody is doing any work there. Not the first time!
Haven’t tried this, but absolutely sounds worth a look: #BigQuery #ELT #DWH #GCP: “BigQuery + Functions: ETL Without Pipelines“ by Codastra on Medium: medium.com/@2nick2patel...
BigQuery + Functions: ETL Without Pipelines
Shrink your data stack by letting BigQuery transform and Cloud Functions enrich — no heavyweight pipeline tool required.
medium.com
October 31, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Haven’t tried this, but absolutely sounds worth a look: #BigQuery #ELT #DWH #GCP: “BigQuery + Functions: ETL Without Pipelines“ by Codastra on Medium: medium.com/@2nick2patel...
My short presentation video on #PiwikPro Manager from PiwikPro Day 2025 is now available on YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVgI... - just like the many other great ones from that day!
One sheet to admin them all / Lukas Oldenburg / Piwik PRO Day 2025
YouTube video by Piwik PRO
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October 30, 2025 at 9:46 AM
My short presentation video on #PiwikPro Manager from PiwikPro Day 2025 is now available on YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVgI... - just like the many other great ones from that day!
My first visit to a nuclear power plant (Beznau) was very interesting and really made me glow!
October 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My first visit to a nuclear power plant (Beznau) was very interesting and really made me glow!
If you move to #Server-Side Tagging, don't just assume that vendor endpoints always work. That is far from the reality. While it was not so easy to configure to regular email schedule, #Tealium Server-Side's connector performance dashboard closes this gap for me at a client nicely.
October 29, 2025 at 6:39 AM
If you move to #Server-Side Tagging, don't just assume that vendor endpoints always work. That is far from the reality. While it was not so easy to configure to regular email schedule, #Tealium Server-Side's connector performance dashboard closes this gap for me at a client nicely.
threat is real: Where will #AIslop (Spam and Fake News created via #GenAI) lead us? Back to radical censorship? Civil wars because each side will just claim the other side is producing “AI fake media”? In any case it will deepen the climate crisis & societal divisions youtu.be/TWpg1RmzAbc?...
AI Slop: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
youtu.be
October 22, 2025 at 6:39 AM
threat is real: Where will #AIslop (Spam and Fake News created via #GenAI) lead us? Back to radical censorship? Civil wars because each side will just claim the other side is producing “AI fake media”? In any case it will deepen the climate crisis & societal divisions youtu.be/TWpg1RmzAbc?...
#PiwikPro Day 2025 has started. Check out the many interesting presentations and join mine at 15:00 CEST: piwik.pro/piwik-pro-da...
Piwik PRO Day 2025
Join us for the second edition of our biggest digital event!
piwik.pro
October 21, 2025 at 8:30 AM
#PiwikPro Day 2025 has started. Check out the many interesting presentations and join mine at 15:00 CEST: piwik.pro/piwik-pro-da...
"Wenn Sie diese E-Mail nicht mehr empfangen möchten, können Sie diese hier kostenlos abbestellen." - Wow! KOSTENLOS abbestellen!? Das ist mal ein Angebot! 🤣
October 16, 2025 at 8:58 AM
"Wenn Sie diese E-Mail nicht mehr empfangen möchten, können Sie diese hier kostenlos abbestellen." - Wow! KOSTENLOS abbestellen!? Das ist mal ein Angebot! 🤣
#Microsoft #Teams is maybe the best example for how shitty products can become a market standard. Main client switched from Slack to Teams a year ago and I can't count how much time and how many nerves I lose every day because of how shitty, clunky, unorganized and inconsistent Teams is. #weeklyRant
October 16, 2025 at 8:55 AM
#Microsoft #Teams is maybe the best example for how shitty products can become a market standard. Main client switched from Slack to Teams a year ago and I can't count how much time and how many nerves I lose every day because of how shitty, clunky, unorganized and inconsistent Teams is. #weeklyRant
You can still join many good-looking folks and me for the virtual #PiwikPro Day next Tuesday. I will show you my free tool that turns Admins from Piwik Amateur to Piwik Pro! piwik.pro/piwik-pro-da...
Piwik PRO Day 2025
Join us for the second edition of our biggest digital event!
piwik.pro
October 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
You can still join many good-looking folks and me for the virtual #PiwikPro Day next Tuesday. I will show you my free tool that turns Admins from Piwik Amateur to Piwik Pro! piwik.pro/piwik-pro-da...
Not new, but #Zuckerberg criminal energy once more: Visiting a website with #Facebok Pixel installed a local server on ur #Android device which connected anonymous users' behavior (incl incognito mode) to real users if u also had the Facebook or #Instagram app. localmess.github.io 🤯
Covert Web-to-App Tracking via Localhost on Android
localmess.github.io
October 2, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Not new, but #Zuckerberg criminal energy once more: Visiting a website with #Facebok Pixel installed a local server on ur #Android device which connected anonymous users' behavior (incl incognito mode) to real users if u also had the Facebook or #Instagram app. localmess.github.io 🤯
When #PiwikPro started throttling their API this year without giving client a proper way to prepare or test for this, they told me that I could use the X-Retry-After header in the response to handle when to trigger the next request... Turns out this header always contains "0" and is thus useless.😑
September 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
When #PiwikPro started throttling their API this year without giving client a proper way to prepare or test for this, they told me that I could use the X-Retry-After header in the response to handle when to trigger the next request... Turns out this header always contains "0" and is thus useless.😑
An URGENT pixel request on Friday for a campaign that's to launch on Monday. The "pixel" is a request to domain A which loads an entire #GoogleTagManager container onto the page which in turn could load anything onto the page... :D Atm it "only" loads ... (tbc)
September 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
An URGENT pixel request on Friday for a campaign that's to launch on Monday. The "pixel" is a request to domain A which loads an entire #GoogleTagManager container onto the page which in turn could load anything onto the page... :D Atm it "only" loads ... (tbc)
I just burned my first CD since I don't remember when... It wasn't easy... :D
September 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I just burned my first CD since I don't remember when... It wasn't easy... :D
Do you prefer the pre-AI world where documentations were written in shitty language by people who struggled writing in entire sentences, or the present where they look professional, but are full of often unreflected copy-paste blabla with meaningless adjectives and bullshit bingo all over the place?
September 23, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Do you prefer the pre-AI world where documentations were written in shitty language by people who struggled writing in entire sentences, or the present where they look professional, but are full of often unreflected copy-paste blabla with meaningless adjectives and bullshit bingo all over the place?
Another move by the #woke US government banning unwanted words from the public because thou shalt lie is what God told them to do.
The National Park Service has removed signs that make reference to climate change amid the Trump administration’s wider effort to remove information that it says undermines “the remarkable achievements of the United States.”
National parks axe signs about climate, slavery and Japanese internment
The removals come after President Donald Trump issued an executive order in March seeking to remove “improper partisan ideology” from federal institutions.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Another move by the #woke US government banning unwanted words from the public because thou shalt lie is what God told them to do.
The wall has been down for nearly 37 years now, but the top 100 German companies don’t have a single Eastern German C-level executive! #germany #gdr podcasts.apple.com/ch/podcast/d...
Elitenmonitor: Wie viel Osten ist in den Chefetagen?
Podcast-Folge · Das war der Tag · 19.09.2025 · 3 Min.
podcasts.apple.com
September 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
The wall has been down for nearly 37 years now, but the top 100 German companies don’t have a single Eastern German C-level executive! #germany #gdr podcasts.apple.com/ch/podcast/d...
Reposted by Lukas Oldenburg
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This is what corporate collaboration with a fascist takeover of a formerly liberal democratic country looks like:
Jimmy Kimmel Live Replaced With Charlie Kirk Tribute; Sinclair Demands Apology
This is what corporate collaboration with a fascist takeover of a formerly liberal democratic country looks like:
Jimmy Kimmel Live Replaced With Charlie Kirk Tribute; Sinclair Demands Apology
‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ Replaced With Charlie Kirk Tribute on Sinclair’s ABC Stations; Company Demands Kimmel Apologize and Donate to Kirk’s Family and Turning Point USA
Sinclair will air a Charlie Kirk tribute special in Jimmy Kimmel's timeslot on Friday, and is demanding that the host donate to Kirk's family.
variety.com
September 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
variety.com/2025/tv/news...
This is what corporate collaboration with a fascist takeover of a formerly liberal democratic country looks like:
Jimmy Kimmel Live Replaced With Charlie Kirk Tribute; Sinclair Demands Apology
This is what corporate collaboration with a fascist takeover of a formerly liberal democratic country looks like:
Jimmy Kimmel Live Replaced With Charlie Kirk Tribute; Sinclair Demands Apology
Reposted by Lukas Oldenburg
Discovering the channel performance reporting for Google Ads Performance Max
A lot to say about this pseudo-sankey diagram, but because my opinion is completely biased when it comes to talking about the G Ads, I preferred to let Alan Grant to comment on these metrics moving in herds...
#dataviz
A lot to say about this pseudo-sankey diagram, but because my opinion is completely biased when it comes to talking about the G Ads, I preferred to let Alan Grant to comment on these metrics moving in herds...
#dataviz
September 18, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Discovering the channel performance reporting for Google Ads Performance Max
A lot to say about this pseudo-sankey diagram, but because my opinion is completely biased when it comes to talking about the G Ads, I preferred to let Alan Grant to comment on these metrics moving in herds...
#dataviz
A lot to say about this pseudo-sankey diagram, but because my opinion is completely biased when it comes to talking about the G Ads, I preferred to let Alan Grant to comment on these metrics moving in herds...
#dataviz
#charlieKirk is #maga Horst Wessel.
September 18, 2025 at 10:38 AM
#charlieKirk is #maga Horst Wessel.
Reposted by Lukas Oldenburg
Cookie-Banner: Wo sind sie rechtlich erforderlich und wie bändigt man die «Consent-Technik»? 🛠️
Darüber sprechen Frank Mickeler und ich am #WordPress Meetup in Zürich am Donnerstag:
www.meetup.com/wordpress-zu...
Termin: 11. September 2025 um 19.00 Uhr bei Liip am Limmatplatz, kostenlos! 👋🏻
Darüber sprechen Frank Mickeler und ich am #WordPress Meetup in Zürich am Donnerstag:
www.meetup.com/wordpress-zu...
Termin: 11. September 2025 um 19.00 Uhr bei Liip am Limmatplatz, kostenlos! 👋🏻
WordPress Meetup Q3/2025: Cookies und Datenschutzrecht in der Schweiz, Thu, Sep 11, 2025, 7:00 PM | Meetup
Liebe Zürcher WordPress Community
Wir freuen uns, euch zum dritten Meetup des Jahres 2025 zu treffen.
**19:00 - 19:30 erster Vortrag: Langweilig – und doch wichtig: Datens
www.meetup.com
September 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Cookie-Banner: Wo sind sie rechtlich erforderlich und wie bändigt man die «Consent-Technik»? 🛠️
Darüber sprechen Frank Mickeler und ich am #WordPress Meetup in Zürich am Donnerstag:
www.meetup.com/wordpress-zu...
Termin: 11. September 2025 um 19.00 Uhr bei Liip am Limmatplatz, kostenlos! 👋🏻
Darüber sprechen Frank Mickeler und ich am #WordPress Meetup in Zürich am Donnerstag:
www.meetup.com/wordpress-zu...
Termin: 11. September 2025 um 19.00 Uhr bei Liip am Limmatplatz, kostenlos! 👋🏻
Reposted by Lukas Oldenburg
In case you want to follow along with the latest acquisitions, I curate a list in my notes. Check out its announcements and related notes here.
Data Engineering Acquisitions
Consolitaions in the [[Data Engineering]] market are happening fast. Tools from the [[Modern Data Stack]] get unified into bigger [[Data Platform]]s.
www.ssp.sh
September 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
In case you want to follow along with the latest acquisitions, I curate a list in my notes. Check out its announcements and related notes here.