Vega (Ludovician, GOTY Edition)
@ludovician.bsky.social
local journalist, slacker savant, vibe specialist, rogue archivist, loremaster, Leftist+Collectivist, future shark attack victim
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the vest is an evil garment
October 2, 2025 at 12:12 PM
the vest is an evil garment
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but Doctor, *I* am mob psycho 100 (sobs)
September 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
but Doctor, *I* am mob psycho 100 (sobs)
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Frank Zappa would also be a good name for a dude with a ray gun
January 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Frank Zappa would also be a good name for a dude with a ray gun
considering I grew up in a strongly Christian household with parents who banned "The Simpsons" from our TV, playing "Stronghold Crusader" and reading classical literature because that's what I *was* allowed to do, I think I turned out okay and I'm grateful
September 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
considering I grew up in a strongly Christian household with parents who banned "The Simpsons" from our TV, playing "Stronghold Crusader" and reading classical literature because that's what I *was* allowed to do, I think I turned out okay and I'm grateful
in many ways, I am the modern Prometheus
September 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
in many ways, I am the modern Prometheus
gray baby with separation anxiety
September 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
gray baby with separation anxiety
I am once again begging you to please at least attempt to cook food in your home
September 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I am once again begging you to please at least attempt to cook food in your home
i'm here you fuckaas bitch
September 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
i'm here you fuckaas bitch
kids these days just don't prostrate themselves before the obelisk like we used to
September 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
kids these days just don't prostrate themselves before the obelisk like we used to
the world needs more hooligans
September 25, 2025 at 5:43 AM
the world needs more hooligans
Taco Beowulf
September 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Taco Beowulf
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love the feeling before going on vacation where I'm just absolutely filled with dread
September 24, 2025 at 1:08 PM
love the feeling before going on vacation where I'm just absolutely filled with dread
wild how organizations have to hire people to run communications because so many people either can't or won't just fuckin talk like a human being
September 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
wild how organizations have to hire people to run communications because so many people either can't or won't just fuckin talk like a human being
home, where I learned the truth about despair, as will you. there can be no true despair without hope. I will feed them hope to poison their souls. I will let them believe they can survive, clamoring over each other to stay in the PlayPlace
September 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
home, where I learned the truth about despair, as will you. there can be no true despair without hope. I will feed them hope to poison their souls. I will let them believe they can survive, clamoring over each other to stay in the PlayPlace
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“i saw the light of heaven, and it opened up my eyes to innovation and a grind mindset”
September 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
“i saw the light of heaven, and it opened up my eyes to innovation and a grind mindset”
it's always kind of fun when summer begins to fade and fall settles in, how I suddenly remember how much I like wearing pants and shoes
September 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
it's always kind of fun when summer begins to fade and fall settles in, how I suddenly remember how much I like wearing pants and shoes
buying a pack of cigarettes and reading a lot of Hellblazer comics today to prepare for the Rapture
September 23, 2025 at 12:44 PM
buying a pack of cigarettes and reading a lot of Hellblazer comics today to prepare for the Rapture
gotta be honest if mfs start vanishing to heaven today I'm gonna be pretty upset about it
September 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
gotta be honest if mfs start vanishing to heaven today I'm gonna be pretty upset about it
watching once-popular television program "Portlandia" and remembering how things were, somehow both not long ago at all and several lifetimes removed
September 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
watching once-popular television program "Portlandia" and remembering how things were, somehow both not long ago at all and several lifetimes removed
monster
September 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
monster
call me Garfield the way I'm crashing out about it being Monday tomorrow
September 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
call me Garfield the way I'm crashing out about it being Monday tomorrow
there's no rule says you can't add peanut butter to your sauces. in fact, in some cases it would be highly encouraged to do so
September 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
there's no rule says you can't add peanut butter to your sauces. in fact, in some cases it would be highly encouraged to do so