L.P. Hernandez
@lphernandez.bsky.social
Horror author. Active HWA. MBA. Air Force officer. Publisher. Co-owner of Sobelo Books. Metalhead. Robust. Enchanting. Read me in Cemetery Gates, Dark Matter, a truck stop between Lubbock and Amarillo. Client of Becky LeJeune. Punch Nazis. I love you.
For anyone looking to get away from Spotify or Amazon Music, I migrated to qobuz this week. It's about the same cost as my Amazon subscription and so far works great with higher quality audio options and more money in the artist's pocket.
a man is singing into a microphone while playing drums
ALT: a man is singing into a microphone while playing drums
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February 12, 2026 at 3:54 AM
For anyone looking to get away from Spotify or Amazon Music, I migrated to qobuz this week. It's about the same cost as my Amazon subscription and so far works great with higher quality audio options and more money in the artist's pocket.
From The Last of Our Kind, a 1995-set coming of age, Latina vampire novel. Currently on submission.
February 10, 2026 at 10:34 AM
From The Last of Our Kind, a 1995-set coming of age, Latina vampire novel. Currently on submission.
October 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Think you know hip hop? I bet you can't even name this infamous duo.
October 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Think you know hip hop? I bet you can't even name this infamous duo.
Weekend activities 🖤
September 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Weekend activities 🖤
From The Last of Our Kind, a Latina girls on bikes vampire novel set in 1995. Currently on submission.
September 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
From The Last of Our Kind, a Latina girls on bikes vampire novel set in 1995. Currently on submission.
A good place to start for #Hispanic Heritage Month! @agathaandrews.bsky.social @vlatinalondon.bsky.social
Thank you for always uplifting 🤎
Thank you for always uplifting 🤎
September 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
A good place to start for #Hispanic Heritage Month! @agathaandrews.bsky.social @vlatinalondon.bsky.social
Thank you for always uplifting 🤎
Thank you for always uplifting 🤎
One of the eight final few things about living in America. The Drive-in! This movie was ...
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September 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
One of the eight final few things about living in America. The Drive-in! This movie was ...
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They really don't want us to see those files, huh?
September 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
They really don't want us to see those files, huh?
Thank you to @vlatinalondon.bsky.social for inviting me and to @sgj.bsky.social for the blurb.
(SGJ knows who I am!)
On sale next month from @flametree.bsky.social
(SGJ knows who I am!)
On sale next month from @flametree.bsky.social
September 10, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Thank you to @vlatinalondon.bsky.social for inviting me and to @sgj.bsky.social for the blurb.
(SGJ knows who I am!)
On sale next month from @flametree.bsky.social
(SGJ knows who I am!)
On sale next month from @flametree.bsky.social
This is not a drill!
September 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
This is not a drill!
It's always a relief opening BlueSky knowing I'll have zero notifications 🙏🏽
And don't you ruin it by interacting with this post!
And don't you ruin it by interacting with this post!
September 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
It's always a relief opening BlueSky knowing I'll have zero notifications 🙏🏽
And don't you ruin it by interacting with this post!
And don't you ruin it by interacting with this post!
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Guess who’s back on the pod tomorrow to discuss portal potties, emotional storytelling, and why the county fair is so frightful? Yep, @scribeofhades.bsky.social returns to discuss Shitshow which is out TOMORROW from @sobelobooks.bsky.social! Stay tuned for links!
September 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Guess who’s back on the pod tomorrow to discuss portal potties, emotional storytelling, and why the county fair is so frightful? Yep, @scribeofhades.bsky.social returns to discuss Shitshow which is out TOMORROW from @sobelobooks.bsky.social! Stay tuned for links!
Please buy @scribeofhades.bsky.social new book. He'll sue me if you don't.
September 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Please buy @scribeofhades.bsky.social new book. He'll sue me if you don't.
Weekend views. #Hotgirl walk with Macho listening to So Thirsty by @rachelharrison.bsky.social, Chisos in raptor mode, and living my fantasy of hanging out with an alien and having long hair.
September 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Weekend views. #Hotgirl walk with Macho listening to So Thirsty by @rachelharrison.bsky.social, Chisos in raptor mode, and living my fantasy of hanging out with an alien and having long hair.
If "it" happened, y'all are gonna need to tie me to a tree 'cause I'm about to go fuckin nuts
August 30, 2025 at 11:31 PM
If "it" happened, y'all are gonna need to tie me to a tree 'cause I'm about to go fuckin nuts
Day off with my Dawgs, dreaming about retirement 🥰
August 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Day off with my Dawgs, dreaming about retirement 🥰
Morning walk with the old guard
August 28, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Morning walk with the old guard
We'll never use AI for anything, but it's cool to get a shout-out in Will Smith's AI music video. @sobelobooks.bsky.social @lcmarino.bsky.social
August 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
We'll never use AI for anything, but it's cool to get a shout-out in Will Smith's AI music video. @sobelobooks.bsky.social @lcmarino.bsky.social
Practicing smiling with teeth again. Remember, when it comes to fascism, don't comply in advance 🤗
August 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Practicing smiling with teeth again. Remember, when it comes to fascism, don't comply in advance 🤗
Question only the parents will understand ...
What are we supposed to do with all these kid's teeth?
What are we supposed to do with all these kid's teeth?
August 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Question only the parents will understand ...
What are we supposed to do with all these kid's teeth?
What are we supposed to do with all these kid's teeth?
Guys, 'My Humps' came out 20 years ago. Please be respectful of this important information.
August 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Guys, 'My Humps' came out 20 years ago. Please be respectful of this important information.
My sincere apologies for anyone who bought this hoping for some funkin. There is no funkin, but I hope you enjoy it anyway. 🖤
August 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
My sincere apologies for anyone who bought this hoping for some funkin. There is no funkin, but I hope you enjoy it anyway. 🖤