alec
@lowmess.com
i make websites • go sun 🌞 • PHX ➡️ PDX • he/him
what idiot decided to call it a pre-save and not a free-order
February 11, 2026 at 6:00 AM
what idiot decided to call it a pre-save and not a free-order
got away with it but villain probably should not be shooting 10 more times than book
February 11, 2026 at 4:24 AM
got away with it but villain probably should not be shooting 10 more times than book
credit where credit’s due: “secure every possible offensive rebound” also appears to be a winning strategy. didn’t think of that one
personally if i was the phoenix suns i would shoot 50% from 3 and force 20+ turnovers every game. but hey that’s just me
February 11, 2026 at 2:48 AM
credit where credit’s due: “secure every possible offensive rebound” also appears to be a winning strategy. didn’t think of that one
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One swift blow from above will sever your home from the panopticon's icy grasp.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/remove-you...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/remove-you...
Remove Your Ring Camera With a Claw Hammer
Home and life improvement.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:55 PM
One swift blow from above will sever your home from the panopticon's icy grasp.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/remove-you...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/remove-you...
the main thing i took away from the halftime show is that bad bunny is an incredible visual storyteller. someone let this man make a film
February 9, 2026 at 2:23 AM
the main thing i took away from the halftime show is that bad bunny is an incredible visual storyteller. someone let this man make a film
suns do not appear to be taking this advice tonight
personally if i was the phoenix suns i would shoot 50% from 3 and force 20+ turnovers every game. but hey that’s just me
February 8, 2026 at 3:29 AM
suns do not appear to be taking this advice tonight
it shouldn't be legal for you to email me about your "north american" tour if you're not coming west of the mighty mississippi
February 4, 2026 at 5:26 PM
it shouldn't be legal for you to email me about your "north american" tour if you're not coming west of the mighty mississippi
personally if i was the phoenix suns i would shoot 50% from 3 and force 20+ turnovers every game. but hey that’s just me
January 31, 2026 at 4:24 AM
personally if i was the phoenix suns i would shoot 50% from 3 and force 20+ turnovers every game. but hey that’s just me
tapping the sign
January 31, 2026 at 4:04 AM
tapping the sign
[having the largest corpus of human expression ever assembled available at all times instantly] man this sucks. there's nothing to watch
January 31, 2026 at 1:12 AM
[having the largest corpus of human expression ever assembled available at all times instantly] man this sucks. there's nothing to watch
what a shot from alcaraz to end the match. inch-perfect
January 30, 2026 at 9:16 AM
what a shot from alcaraz to end the match. inch-perfect
lmao @ dillon brooks talking shit on the way down from blocking stew
January 30, 2026 at 4:18 AM
lmao @ dillon brooks talking shit on the way down from blocking stew
some personal news: i've just become the 10000th person to blog about generating open graph images lowmess.com/blog/og-imag...
Generating Open Graph Images With Astro & Satori
Open Graph images are a great way to make your post stand out on social media, and generating them has never been easier.
lowmess.com
January 28, 2026 at 6:13 PM
some personal news: i've just become the 10000th person to blog about generating open graph images lowmess.com/blog/og-imag...
despite a few really good songs this new format record is really let down by its overly clean production
January 23, 2026 at 9:18 PM
despite a few really good songs this new format record is really let down by its overly clean production
oh no: i have once again begun the process of redesigning my website
January 23, 2026 at 8:40 PM
oh no: i have once again begun the process of redesigning my website
just went to the bone temple and it ruled. movie was pretty good too
January 23, 2026 at 6:49 AM
just went to the bone temple and it ruled. movie was pretty good too
the male loneliness epidemic has gotten out of control
January 20, 2026 at 7:13 AM
the male loneliness epidemic has gotten out of control
wrote a blog about how easy it is to create a system-aware color theme toggle thanks to color-scheme & light-dark()
Creating a Dark Mode Toggle in 2026
Some new(-ish) CSS features make building a system-aware color theme selector ridiculously easy.
lowmess.com
January 20, 2026 at 2:51 AM
wrote a blog about how easy it is to create a system-aware color theme toggle thanks to color-scheme & light-dark()
Reposted by alec
![DeadPig
DeadPig is a version of the language Pig, where the pig has unfortunately died.
Contents [hide]
1 Usage
2 Various Programs in DeadPig
2.1 Cat Program
2.2 Quine
3 Interpreter
4 The Pig Series
Usage
DeadPig follows the same syntax rules as Pig, You write the title of the text file you want to make, write PIG, then write the contents of the text file. However, the pig has died, so the program will ignore your desired contents and write
"Your pig has unfortunately died. Please try again."
Various Programs in DeadPig
Cat Program
DeadPig cannot create the Cat program because it is output only.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vt464ohreg6sglmnb4cuctmr/bafkreibxcem2ktk3vmjjjztbaj2kxiw7qu7crqcefyeiynuaksamqq2pke@jpeg)
almost forgot how nice it is to actually enjoy watching your basketball team
January 14, 2026 at 2:42 AM
almost forgot how nice it is to actually enjoy watching your basketball team
made some tweaks to the ol' cyber home lowmess.com
January 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM
made some tweaks to the ol' cyber home lowmess.com
Reposted by alec
I do not believe that anyone, by virtue of their profession, should be allowed to kill
January 7, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I do not believe that anyone, by virtue of their profession, should be allowed to kill
Reposted by alec
Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.
January 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.