lowlevelninja
@lowlevelninja.bsky.social
Wake me up when it's all over.
#Dadlife, Lakers, food.
#Dadlife, Lakers, food.
Pinned
Well, at the very least, *I'm* not going back.
there are two kinds of people in the world:
1) people who understand that assembling a #sandwich is a feat of engineering, sheer artistry, and good taste
2) heathens
1) people who understand that assembling a #sandwich is a feat of engineering, sheer artistry, and good taste
2) heathens
July 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
there are two kinds of people in the world:
1) people who understand that assembling a #sandwich is a feat of engineering, sheer artistry, and good taste
2) heathens
1) people who understand that assembling a #sandwich is a feat of engineering, sheer artistry, and good taste
2) heathens
Yin & Yang, Cocktail Edition
June 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Yin & Yang, Cocktail Edition
Hali's dad sneaking into the arena for games 3 & 4: #nba
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May 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Hali's dad sneaking into the arena for games 3 & 4: #nba
The "T" in "T-Wolves" stands for "turnover." #nba
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May 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The "T" in "T-Wolves" stands for "turnover." #nba
"Doubt Google at your own peril" still holds.
May 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
"Doubt Google at your own peril" still holds.
My toxic trait is I'm a #Google I/O stalwart.
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May 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
My toxic trait is I'm a #Google I/O stalwart.
Fuck Boston. Always and forever
May 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Fuck Boston. Always and forever
Shit way to end the season, but brighter days are en route. Expeditiously. #lakeshow
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May 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Shit way to end the season, but brighter days are en route. Expeditiously. #lakeshow
www.axios.com/2025/04/30/e...
An 87 yr old wants the job - currently being held in the interim by a 70 yr old - they gave to the 75 year old with cancer (which he had been diagnosed with at the time of the leadership "race") over a 35 yr old AOC. And folks wonder why the party's out of touch. #doh
An 87 yr old wants the job - currently being held in the interim by a 70 yr old - they gave to the 75 year old with cancer (which he had been diagnosed with at the time of the leadership "race") over a 35 yr old AOC. And folks wonder why the party's out of touch. #doh
Scoop: 87-year-old Holmes Norton eyes bid to lead Democrats on House Oversight
The second most senior member of the key investigative panel said she "may" seek the ranking member role.
www.axios.com
April 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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An 87 yr old wants the job - currently being held in the interim by a 70 yr old - they gave to the 75 year old with cancer (which he had been diagnosed with at the time of the leadership "race") over a 35 yr old AOC. And folks wonder why the party's out of touch. #doh
An 87 yr old wants the job - currently being held in the interim by a 70 yr old - they gave to the 75 year old with cancer (which he had been diagnosed with at the time of the leadership "race") over a 35 yr old AOC. And folks wonder why the party's out of touch. #doh
The Full Westbrook. #nbaplayoffs
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April 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The Full Westbrook. #nbaplayoffs
The living embodiment of family values and #rizz, Space Karen is quite the outstanding human..
www.wsj.com/politics/elo...
www.wsj.com/politics/elo...
The Tactics Elon Musk Uses to Manage His ‘Legion’ of Babies—and Their Mothers
The world’s richest man juggles more than a dozen children and ‘harem drama’ along with running his companies and advising Trump. He recently took a paternity test in a battle with one woman over mone...
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April 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The living embodiment of family values and #rizz, Space Karen is quite the outstanding human..
www.wsj.com/politics/elo...
www.wsj.com/politics/elo...
President Business is really exceeding the hype this time around. Fantastic job by him, really. Just an all-time chaos agent.
In 3 sessions, S&P 500 futures have plunged about 15%. Legit market crash
April 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
President Business is really exceeding the hype this time around. Fantastic job by him, really. Just an all-time chaos agent.
I'm guessing Luka didn't like Shai's IG post, huh? #LuDortEffect #lakeshow
April 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I'm guessing Luka didn't like Shai's IG post, huh? #LuDortEffect #lakeshow
I apologize wholeheartedly to Gabe Vincent for ever mentioning his name in the same breath as Kendrick Nunn. #lakeshow
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April 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I apologize wholeheartedly to Gabe Vincent for ever mentioning his name in the same breath as Kendrick Nunn. #lakeshow
Me, 30 seconds after hearing the @zachlowenba.bsky.social Ringer news:
March 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Me, 30 seconds after hearing the @zachlowenba.bsky.social Ringer news:
Austin mfin Reaves #lakeshow
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March 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Austin mfin Reaves #lakeshow
The House Math is precariously close to not mathing.
March 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The House Math is precariously close to not mathing.
The Mayhem Tracker is my new favorite thing, and I don't even like college hoops like that. Well done, @yahoosports.bsky.social #marchmadness
March 23, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The Mayhem Tracker is my new favorite thing, and I don't even like college hoops like that. Well done, @yahoosports.bsky.social #marchmadness
That "Luka is a Laker, how the fuck did the league let this happen?!" sleep hits different. #lakeshow
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March 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
That "Luka is a Laker, how the fuck did the league let this happen?!" sleep hits different. #lakeshow