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Lowell Greenblatt (he/him)
@lowellschool.bsky.social
Author of “Nightmare Autopsis: A Return to Elm Street.” Writer at @macabredaily & @lowellschool on IG. Pupfather of 2, husband, nerd
I’d trade just about every “Bugonia” nomination for “The Life of Chuck” to get ANY nod.
January 24, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Man, January is straight-up trying to kill me
January 24, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Give me part 3 or give me charity!
January 19, 2026 at 4:36 PM
What is the obsession with 2016? Did you all forget 2016, or as I call it, America: Episode III?
January 16, 2026 at 11:11 PM
HEY…have me on your podcast. I’m delightful.
January 14, 2026 at 8:31 PM
You know you’ve made it as an entertainment journalist when you have high-grade FOMO for last night’s press screening for a film that comes out in 3 days.
a man with a wig on his head is standing in front of trees and says `` lucky '' .
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January 13, 2026 at 4:07 PM
The ending of “stranger things” is just gonna have to sustain me through Q1 2026
January 13, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Showing my wife “28 Years Later” and she hits me with “oh I get it, Ralph Fiennes is Leatherface if everyone just left him alone like they were fucking supposed to.”
January 12, 2026 at 2:18 AM
And to think, this weekend I was finally going to watch “Eddington.”
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January 10, 2026 at 3:54 PM
About this Alamo menu thing: I had to do it in November, but you only take out your phone to start the order before the film. When the lights go down, same rules apply. No phones, put up an order card if you want more, and they add it to the bill you started 1/2
January 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Finally watching “Him” after years of saying Marlon Wayans should do more dramatic roles
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January 9, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Now remember, when “Sinners” loses Best Picture to “Marty Supreme,” the horror community has to remind people what? 🧏‍♂️
January 8, 2026 at 11:43 PM
My wife just asked me what “conformity gate” was and that’s just too much for today
January 8, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Marty Supreme becomes one of the hotel tenants in “Basket Case”
January 7, 2026 at 4:48 PM
It’s been horrifying and fascinating to watch. Same thing with J6. It’s like “Never Forget” has become a suggestion.
there is a lot of intentional minimization of the pandemic but i am really more interested in the unintentional sort.

like, how does unmarked grief and suppressed fear sort of get digested and forgotten?

how does the memory of lockdown for most people end up leaving those things out?
January 6, 2026 at 10:56 PM
I made it, ma! Top o’ the world!
This week on #MovieCrypt:
Go deep into the Krueger boiler room with us and NIGHTMARE AUTOPSIS: A RETURN TO ELM STREET author Lowell Greenblatt!
Never sleep again so listen in on ApplePodcasts, Spotify or wherever you Podcast! @adamgreen.bsky.social
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January 6, 2026 at 7:39 PM
If you thought Jan 6 was punk, nobody should pick you up in the pit. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps.
January 5, 2026 at 11:23 AM
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The FIFA Peace Prize used to mean something
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
January 4, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Now when I leave the house, I tell my dogs I’ll be back in “Avengers: Doomsday.”
January 3, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Just found out one of the best pieces of music from “Stranger Things” came from SUNY Purchase’s own Dan Romer.
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January 3, 2026 at 7:08 AM
There’s a special place in hell for people who spoil Stranger Things. It’s right next to whoever decided to post the last season on holidays.
January 1, 2026 at 3:46 AM
In hardcover! I’m honored 😁
Look what just came in the mail just in time to be my first book of 2026? @lowellschool.bsky.social #booksky
December 31, 2025 at 5:12 PM
December 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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bluesky is where elder millennials enjoying internet retirement meet younger millennials with untreated depression
December 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM