Lowell Greenblatt (he/him)
@lowellschool.bsky.social
Author of “Nightmare Autopsis: A Return to Elm Street.” Writer at @macabredaily & @lowellschool on IG. Pupfather of 2, husband, nerd
Ryan Murphy releasing the worst series ever made, immediately after releasing the second worse series ever made, knowing how many people can’t stop watching and it’s me and oh my gooooood…
November 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Ryan Murphy releasing the worst series ever made, immediately after releasing the second worse series ever made, knowing how many people can’t stop watching and it’s me and oh my gooooood…
I can’t stop watching “All’s Fair” because I’m trying to see if Glenn Close and Naomi Watts are blinking “help me” in Morse code
November 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I can’t stop watching “All’s Fair” because I’m trying to see if Glenn Close and Naomi Watts are blinking “help me” in Morse code
I’m turning 40 on November 9th. Thinking about doing something in Queens or Brooklyn on the 8th but what?
fry from futurama is making a funny face and says hmm ...
ALT: fry from futurama is making a funny face and says hmm ...
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I’m turning 40 on November 9th. Thinking about doing something in Queens or Brooklyn on the 8th but what?
Really unfair that it’s not Friday
October 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Really unfair that it’s not Friday
Yuuuuuup. We have a big honkin messaging problem nobody wants to talk about
the democratic party’s basic problem is it has almost no control over how its message reaches the ears of voters, especially outside of presidential election years. but rather than devote serious time, attention and cash to that problem its consultants and pundits want to fight factional battles
October 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Yuuuuuup. We have a big honkin messaging problem nobody wants to talk about
Ryan Murphy every time he watches dailies
October 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Ryan Murphy every time he watches dailies
I now say “Robert Zombert” and “Mama Kusama” because of @sharai.bsky.social and @xghorror.bsky.social. You should all be listening to @blerdymassacre.bsky.social
October 24, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I now say “Robert Zombert” and “Mama Kusama” because of @sharai.bsky.social and @xghorror.bsky.social. You should all be listening to @blerdymassacre.bsky.social
I still can’t believe this is happening. Come out at 5 today if you can
October 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I still can’t believe this is happening. Come out at 5 today if you can
It’s been a wild week so far of books, movies and markets, but @brooklynhorror.bsky.social is still going and I’m rallying
October 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
It’s been a wild week so far of books, movies and markets, but @brooklynhorror.bsky.social is still going and I’m rallying
Who’s that sponsoring the Brooklyn Horror Film Fest? Why it’s @macabredaily.bsky.social 😱
October 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Who’s that sponsoring the Brooklyn Horror Film Fest? Why it’s @macabredaily.bsky.social 😱
I wish I had the confidence of Ryan Murphy, but I’m sure it would get me killed
October 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I wish I had the confidence of Ryan Murphy, but I’m sure it would get me killed
Is it just me…?
October 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Is it just me…?
My new mantra. At least I think it is new.
October 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
“Oh my god, he said the n-word!” - my wife watching “the People Under the Stairs” for the 1st time, knowing nothing about it
October 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
“Oh my god, he said the n-word!” - my wife watching “the People Under the Stairs” for the 1st time, knowing nothing about it
It’s the first day of October and I just got a thoughtful note from Joe Bob Briggs. It’s gonna be a great season 🎃
October 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It’s the first day of October and I just got a thoughtful note from Joe Bob Briggs. It’s gonna be a great season 🎃
When the trailer for Shelby Oaks has a review saying it’s “Blair Witch Project” meets “Hereditary”
a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman in a police uniform and says okay everyone calm down
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman in a police uniform and says okay everyone calm down
media.tenor.com
September 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
When the trailer for Shelby Oaks has a review saying it’s “Blair Witch Project” meets “Hereditary”
Look, I still struggle with getting pronouns right even after I ask. But if we’re freely handing them out to AI “actors” like they’re flesh-and-blood human beings, I’m gonna work that much harder. This is all terrible www.joblo.com/tilly-norwoo...
Will Hollywood start signing AI-generated actors? Tilly Norwood could be the first
Talent agencies in Hollywood are apparently seeking to cast an actress named Tilly Norwood, who happens to be entirely AI.
www.joblo.com
September 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Look, I still struggle with getting pronouns right even after I ask. But if we’re freely handing them out to AI “actors” like they’re flesh-and-blood human beings, I’m gonna work that much harder. This is all terrible www.joblo.com/tilly-norwoo...
They missed me
September 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
They missed me
I met Joe Bob and Darcy today, and gave them a copy of my book. Damn fine day.
September 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I met Joe Bob and Darcy today, and gave them a copy of my book. Damn fine day.
Oh thank god “The English Teacher” is back
September 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Oh thank god “The English Teacher” is back
I’m on a panel at @brooklynhorror.bsky.social this year with some incredible authors. Quick! RSVP before they realize the mistake they made! brooklynhorror2025.eventive.org/films/68bef3...
Brooklyn Horror Film Festival 2025
brooklynhorror2025.eventive.org
September 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I’m on a panel at @brooklynhorror.bsky.social this year with some incredible authors. Quick! RSVP before they realize the mistake they made! brooklynhorror2025.eventive.org/films/68bef3...
I hope there’s a second season of Alien: Earth because that last episode was a wet fart.
September 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I hope there’s a second season of Alien: Earth because that last episode was a wet fart.
I can’t believe I loved the remake of Silent Night Deadly Night in the year of our lord 2025. That’s the magic of #fantasticfest
September 22, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I can’t believe I loved the remake of Silent Night Deadly Night in the year of our lord 2025. That’s the magic of #fantasticfest
I think @alamodrafthouse.bsky.social might be my Pink Pony Club
September 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I think @alamodrafthouse.bsky.social might be my Pink Pony Club