Paige
@lovelybees.bsky.social
Manic at the disco.
Nonbinary and queer, lipstick and nail polish obsessed, disabled/chronically ill Trekkie. I used to be a burned out academic, allegedly.
Nonbinary and queer, lipstick and nail polish obsessed, disabled/chronically ill Trekkie. I used to be a burned out academic, allegedly.
A LAN party is basically a computer orgy.
This joke is 20 years too late.
This joke is 20 years too late.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
A LAN party is basically a computer orgy.
This joke is 20 years too late.
This joke is 20 years too late.
The Edmund Fitzgerald is my Roman empire
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The Edmund Fitzgerald is my Roman empire
Disabled person: *jumps through systemic hoops and crawls through structural minefields, at great personal cost, to achieve something*
Reporter: This inspiring disabled person proves that there's no obstacles to a determined disabled person.
Me, from my wheelchair, in front of obstacle: WHAT?!
Reporter: This inspiring disabled person proves that there's no obstacles to a determined disabled person.
Me, from my wheelchair, in front of obstacle: WHAT?!
November 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Disabled person: *jumps through systemic hoops and crawls through structural minefields, at great personal cost, to achieve something*
Reporter: This inspiring disabled person proves that there's no obstacles to a determined disabled person.
Me, from my wheelchair, in front of obstacle: WHAT?!
Reporter: This inspiring disabled person proves that there's no obstacles to a determined disabled person.
Me, from my wheelchair, in front of obstacle: WHAT?!
I will not stop Edmund Fitzgerald shitposting until December, because the gales of November came early.
November 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I will not stop Edmund Fitzgerald shitposting until December, because the gales of November came early.
Me, singing: The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down of the big lake, they called Gitche Gumee.*
My neighbours: Please stop!
Me: No.
*The Chippewa are still around and call Lake Superior "Gichigami." You can thank Longfellow for "Gitche Gumee."
My neighbours: Please stop!
Me: No.
*The Chippewa are still around and call Lake Superior "Gichigami." You can thank Longfellow for "Gitche Gumee."
November 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Me, singing: The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down of the big lake, they called Gitche Gumee.*
My neighbours: Please stop!
Me: No.
*The Chippewa are still around and call Lake Superior "Gichigami." You can thank Longfellow for "Gitche Gumee."
My neighbours: Please stop!
Me: No.
*The Chippewa are still around and call Lake Superior "Gichigami." You can thank Longfellow for "Gitche Gumee."
Please help my girl out with some mutual aid! FUND THE DOLLS.
We are still in deep shit. Car still hasn't been sold yet. We have 8 more days before they place the lien, BUT they are now charging 30 DOLLARS A DAY for storage...
I need to save this car. My last chance to get a loan is totally fucked... please
780/2854
Links below
I need to save this car. My last chance to get a loan is totally fucked... please
780/2854
Links below
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Please help my girl out with some mutual aid! FUND THE DOLLS.
Them: Remember, remember, the 5th of November.
Me: Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
Me: Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Them: Remember, remember, the 5th of November.
Me: Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
Me: Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
A Sephora sale? In this economy?! Influencers touting expensive "must haves" on YouTube and TikTok sure have their finger on the pulse of culture, huh? /s
October 31, 2025 at 1:17 AM
A Sephora sale? In this economy?! Influencers touting expensive "must haves" on YouTube and TikTok sure have their finger on the pulse of culture, huh? /s
I guess it's time to finally watch Cabaret.
October 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I guess it's time to finally watch Cabaret.
Gosh the Detroit Lions look hot as fuck in their goth uniforms.
October 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Gosh the Detroit Lions look hot as fuck in their goth uniforms.
I suppose we should never have become this dependent on companies like Amazon and their giant AWS cumulonimbus cloud thingy.
Duh.
Duh.
October 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I suppose we should never have become this dependent on companies like Amazon and their giant AWS cumulonimbus cloud thingy.
Duh.
Duh.
Figuring out what to eat the day before a grocery shop, while flaring with POTS and unable to cook, is difficult.
October 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Figuring out what to eat the day before a grocery shop, while flaring with POTS and unable to cook, is difficult.
Rome didn't fall in a day. AD 476 is a convenient end point for scholars, but the empire was in decline for decades. I'm sure Romans in AD 450 were denying the fall of Rome and calling everything fine. Why do I mention this? No reason at all.
October 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Rome didn't fall in a day. AD 476 is a convenient end point for scholars, but the empire was in decline for decades. I'm sure Romans in AD 450 were denying the fall of Rome and calling everything fine. Why do I mention this? No reason at all.
My friend could use a hand!
A💲Q
Please help!
Got the car towed to the shop! It'll be open Monday and we will hopefully know within a week or so how much this will cost us atp
Any help please. Im so fucking desperate
P$V
Goal: 650/2300
C app: $SuzumebachiHoramon
V nm: @Suzumebachi-1
Pypal: @Jigen359
gofund.me/57f4add87
Please help!
Got the car towed to the shop! It'll be open Monday and we will hopefully know within a week or so how much this will cost us atp
Any help please. Im so fucking desperate
P$V
Goal: 650/2300
C app: $SuzumebachiHoramon
V nm: @Suzumebachi-1
Pypal: @Jigen359
gofund.me/57f4add87
October 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
My friend could use a hand!
Random stranger spotting me with a book: Hey, what are you reading?
Me, shoving said book into my purse: What are you, a cop?
Me, shoving said book into my purse: What are you, a cop?
October 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Random stranger spotting me with a book: Hey, what are you reading?
Me, shoving said book into my purse: What are you, a cop?
Me, shoving said book into my purse: What are you, a cop?
When I see the Italian flag, I don't think of Venice or da Vinci, I think of Sbarro, as in the pizza place once found in malls all over the US. This is because I learned about broccoli on pizza after back-to-school shopping before I learned about Italian culture, and possibly all of Italy. Ope.
October 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
When I see the Italian flag, I don't think of Venice or da Vinci, I think of Sbarro, as in the pizza place once found in malls all over the US. This is because I learned about broccoli on pizza after back-to-school shopping before I learned about Italian culture, and possibly all of Italy. Ope.
I assembled a shoe rack yesterday, and one of my cats thinks it's a bunk bed and is currently sleeping on it.
September 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I assembled a shoe rack yesterday, and one of my cats thinks it's a bunk bed and is currently sleeping on it.
I have really bad news for my young friends: the 1990s were terrible.
September 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I have really bad news for my young friends: the 1990s were terrible.
I tried typing out "I'm a worrier," and my phone corrected it to "warrior." That is not at all what I meant, phone. I am having a panic attack, not righteous fury.
September 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I tried typing out "I'm a worrier," and my phone corrected it to "warrior." That is not at all what I meant, phone. I am having a panic attack, not righteous fury.
I hate my tummy growling just as I finish painting my nails. Someone come open the string cheese for me.
September 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I hate my tummy growling just as I finish painting my nails. Someone come open the string cheese for me.
My friend needs help getting a car out of the impound lot and then towed and repaired. This is keeping her from getting to and from work and really fucking up her life. Please share, and if you can, donate.
A💲Q
Please help!
We have the impound fee.. Just trying to get help with the tow as a pressing concern... and the repairs to follow....
Please help!
We have the impound fee.. Just trying to get help with the tow as a pressing concern... and the repairs to follow....
September 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
My friend needs help getting a car out of the impound lot and then towed and repaired. This is keeping her from getting to and from work and really fucking up her life. Please share, and if you can, donate.
Got my Covid shot! Being chronically ill with many comorbidities meant I qualified for the high dose without argument. There's very few benefits to being this ill, but the accessible parking and Covid booster are nice perks.
September 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Got my Covid shot! Being chronically ill with many comorbidities meant I qualified for the high dose without argument. There's very few benefits to being this ill, but the accessible parking and Covid booster are nice perks.
There's a big difference between being disabled with money and being an impoverished disabled person, and ableds need to recognize that.
September 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
There's a big difference between being disabled with money and being an impoverished disabled person, and ableds need to recognize that.
You can pry my jelly shoes from my very shapely feet.
September 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
You can pry my jelly shoes from my very shapely feet.
Gen Alpha: What was it like being a young adult in the 2000s?
Me: Society was so homophobic/transphobic that when many mainstream men decided to wear eyeliner like goth men had for decades, the media had to come up with a new term for it: guyliner.
Gen Alpha: Cringe.
Me: Society was so homophobic/transphobic that when many mainstream men decided to wear eyeliner like goth men had for decades, the media had to come up with a new term for it: guyliner.
Gen Alpha: Cringe.
September 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Gen Alpha: What was it like being a young adult in the 2000s?
Me: Society was so homophobic/transphobic that when many mainstream men decided to wear eyeliner like goth men had for decades, the media had to come up with a new term for it: guyliner.
Gen Alpha: Cringe.
Me: Society was so homophobic/transphobic that when many mainstream men decided to wear eyeliner like goth men had for decades, the media had to come up with a new term for it: guyliner.
Gen Alpha: Cringe.