Simeon Pundit
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Quite honestly, the world has me down.
When will this Trump nightmare finally end?
When will this Trump nightmare finally end?
January 21, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Quite honestly, the world has me down.
When will this Trump nightmare finally end?
When will this Trump nightmare finally end?
Dear world,
We are sorry.
Please help.
We are sorry.
Please help.
January 21, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Dear world,
We are sorry.
Please help.
We are sorry.
Please help.
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The choice is impeachment and removal or calamity for the United States. I don't see how anybody watching Trump's speech in Davos can draw any other conclusion. He's a senile madman.
January 21, 2026 at 2:26 PM
The choice is impeachment and removal or calamity for the United States. I don't see how anybody watching Trump's speech in Davos can draw any other conclusion. He's a senile madman.
Why the fuck did anyone at Davos applaud for that incoherent liar? What is wrong with those plutocrats??
January 21, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Why the fuck did anyone at Davos applaud for that incoherent liar? What is wrong with those plutocrats??
Now it’s “8 wars PLUS.”
January 21, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Now it’s “8 wars PLUS.”
The world leaders and attendees at Davos have a great opportunity to save the planet.
January 21, 2026 at 2:51 PM
The world leaders and attendees at Davos have a great opportunity to save the planet.
Sundowning in real time.
January 21, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Sundowning in real time.
Trump’s second term brings back fond memories of the relative peace and calm of the pandemic, two impeachments, and a violent insurrection at the Capitol. Man, those were the days.
January 20, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Trump’s second term brings back fond memories of the relative peace and calm of the pandemic, two impeachments, and a violent insurrection at the Capitol. Man, those were the days.
You can take the student out of Cal Berkeley, but you can't take the Cal Berkeley out of the student.
In the moments after the Big Ten title game, Indiana quarterback Fernando Mendoza explained the mindset behind his team’s perfect season.
“I think it reverts back to the Stoic philosophy,” he said, “of the never-ending journey of the process.
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“I think it reverts back to the Stoic philosophy,” he said, “of the never-ending journey of the process.
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Indiana’s Fernando Mendoza deleted every app but LinkedIn — and it might explain everything — The Athletic
This story is part of Peak, The Athletic’s desk covering the mental side of sports. Sign up for Peak’s newsletter here.
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January 20, 2026 at 10:35 PM
You can take the student out of Cal Berkeley, but you can't take the Cal Berkeley out of the student.
I missed the post-game, but I'm 100% confident in predicting that Fernando Mendoza gave all glory to God. He loves that shit.
January 20, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I missed the post-game, but I'm 100% confident in predicting that Fernando Mendoza gave all glory to God. He loves that shit.
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Professional law enforcement action lol
January 20, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Professional law enforcement action lol
Dear NBA,
Considering your League decided not to give me the Cy Young Award, I must have Complete and Total Control of Lambeau Field. Thank you! President DJT
Considering your League decided not to give me the Cy Young Award, I must have Complete and Total Control of Lambeau Field. Thank you! President DJT
January 20, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Dear NBA,
Considering your League decided not to give me the Cy Young Award, I must have Complete and Total Control of Lambeau Field. Thank you! President DJT
Considering your League decided not to give me the Cy Young Award, I must have Complete and Total Control of Lambeau Field. Thank you! President DJT
Yes.
Is Trump Putins asset or useful idiot?
January 20, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Yes.
This "golden age of America" is the fucking worst.
January 20, 2026 at 9:24 PM
This "golden age of America" is the fucking worst.
OK, Temu Lockjaw.
Bovino lies shamelessly: "What we do is legal, ethical, and moral. Everything we do every day is legal, ethical, moral, well grounded in law."
January 20, 2026 at 9:21 PM
OK, Temu Lockjaw.
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BREAKING
A federal judge STRIKES the words "United States Attorney" from Lindsey Halligan's signature and warns that he will refer her to disciplinary proceedings if she persists in calling herself one.
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A federal judge STRIKES the words "United States Attorney" from Lindsey Halligan's signature and warns that he will refer her to disciplinary proceedings if she persists in calling herself one.
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January 20, 2026 at 6:30 PM
BREAKING
A federal judge STRIKES the words "United States Attorney" from Lindsey Halligan's signature and warns that he will refer her to disciplinary proceedings if she persists in calling herself one.
Doc buff.ly/JvTKLlD
Background buff.ly/Ay2iB6u
A federal judge STRIKES the words "United States Attorney" from Lindsey Halligan's signature and warns that he will refer her to disciplinary proceedings if she persists in calling herself one.
Doc buff.ly/JvTKLlD
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No Greenlander ever shot up an elementary school.
January 20, 2026 at 9:08 PM
No Greenlander ever shot up an elementary school.
It's Greenland Stock Market Crash Day.
January 20, 2026 at 9:06 PM
It's Greenland Stock Market Crash Day.
How any of the rubes still like this guy is utterly beyond comprehension. They're paying higher prices in order for Trump to accomplish nothing.
January 20, 2026 at 8:58 PM
How any of the rubes still like this guy is utterly beyond comprehension. They're paying higher prices in order for Trump to accomplish nothing.
Look I know Greenlanders enjoy free healthcare, free college education, a pristine environment, and safety, but the United States can better their lives by taking over the country and giving them NO healthcare, EXPENSIVE college education, methane-producing oil drilling, AND mass shootings.
January 20, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Look I know Greenlanders enjoy free healthcare, free college education, a pristine environment, and safety, but the United States can better their lives by taking over the country and giving them NO healthcare, EXPENSIVE college education, methane-producing oil drilling, AND mass shootings.
Our 401Ks are paying a high price for Trump's insanity.
Some perspective: The S&P opened down -1.3% on Trump's Greenland saber-rattling. That's $750 billion of wealth destroyed -- roughly equal to estimates of the value of Greenland.
And so ~in dollar terms~ his shenanigans have already cost the US one Greenland, and we've got nothing to show for it.
And so ~in dollar terms~ his shenanigans have already cost the US one Greenland, and we've got nothing to show for it.
January 20, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Our 401Ks are paying a high price for Trump's insanity.
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Maybe Greenland could invade us instead?
January 20, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Maybe Greenland could invade us instead?
Dilemma: would like to see Trump immediately die from disease in excruciating pain, but would also like to see him live long enough to witness his stupid name being ripped off the Kennedy Center.
January 20, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Dilemma: would like to see Trump immediately die from disease in excruciating pain, but would also like to see him live long enough to witness his stupid name being ripped off the Kennedy Center.
Gloriana, Frangipana
January 20, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Gloriana, Frangipana
Holly Rowe’s a great sports journalist but her sideline reporting schtick is so lazy. Every question is the same format: “what do you need to do to [do what I just said you need to do]?” It’s not a question Holly. It’s a tautology.
January 20, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Holly Rowe’s a great sports journalist but her sideline reporting schtick is so lazy. Every question is the same format: “what do you need to do to [do what I just said you need to do]?” It’s not a question Holly. It’s a tautology.