If the second is then the first isn’t.

I now feel compelled to read HE to understand this post.

I can’t say why, but connecting my Bluetooth headphones to my desktop or my wired headphones to my phone feels sacrilegious.

Pest control companies?

Brother kissing brother but is it incest? You decide

The 8PM sending of a cleverly acerbic email versus the 8AM opening of an earnest reply and remembering you’re just an asshole

Hardware: Measure twice, cut once.
Software: Never measure. Always be cutting.

It’s time to stop refactoring and start factoring.

Won’t hold up in court

I feel like the core game loop of making you argue with your loved ones about money for six hours only to forget who even won in a week is as upped as it gets.

You can’t fool me. This is just a box full of fur with a cat head in it.

Every time I need to change smoke alarm batteries and have it inevitably go off 5+ times in test cycles, I can’t shake the thought that I would truly rather die in a fire.

Without?

Oddly, our name is a coalmine canary for a site’s feed algorithm when setting up social media. Good ones usually show us plus-size admiration stuff for a while after we search for our people. Biased ones continue showing whatever the site wants everyone to see no matter what.

Grimmway Farms, today’s winner of the nominative determinism award.

Test passed

Is everybody believing in the servers? If you don't believe in the servers they don't work

100%, and it gets sadder every year as mobile devices become capable enough for near-PC games.