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Lord Pandiora
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Spirker. John Waters queer. Trans-masc. Whole ass adult. Same tag on AO3. Literally sick over "The Premise".

he/him
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Stardate 3372.7
9 Pacific/Midnight Eastern tonight #TOSSatNight
September 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
BRB, watching Hallmark movies to play out classic romance tropes during my next Spirk away team fic.

(Of course they get trapped in cave.)
August 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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August 3, 2025 at 5:27 AM
A great time as always. Thanks @tossatnight.bsky.social !
August 3, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Not Spock being like, "The Horta is more civilized then the rest of you, heathens."

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August 3, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I like that these miners are a literal lynch mob.

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August 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
The poor Horta!

It experienced a whole ass pogram cause some jackasses wanted shiny rocks.

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August 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I appreciate Bones walking in and being like:

#TOSSatNight
a man in a suit is holding three boxes of pizza .
Alt: a man in a suit is holding three boxes of pizza and walks into a room on fire
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August 3, 2025 at 4:40 AM
"I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer!"

DRINK

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August 3, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Nimoy really leans into channeling the Horta's pain in a way which Shatner would have made just pure goofy.

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August 3, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Okay, but "the Altar of Tomorrow" feels like a dungeon stage your most annoying DM would trap you in.

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August 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
August 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
A mind meld without touch?

More proxy telepathy skills from Spock we never revisit with other Vulcans!

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August 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Wait, is this our first mind meld?

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August 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Spock when Kirk is standing next to him fine: "Killing it an intelligent creature that's the last of its kind is a crime against science."

Spock when Kirk is trapped in a room with the creature out of his sight: "KILL IT NOW!"

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August 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Kirk: Hey, babe. I walked into a room filled with these weird sphere things?

Spock: Don't touch them!

*walls collapses*

Kirk: I'm fine!

Spock: *phasering his way through walls at break neck speed* Coming!

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August 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Not Spock getting sent away and inventing stats out of the sky in order to stay by Bae.

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August 3, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Spock: Killing this creature is a crime against science.

Kirk: We don't have time for science, hot stuff! We got militiaristic colonizing to do!

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August 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
It took both the true beauties to shoot the crawly Hot Pocket creature!

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August 3, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The wife just pointed out something important:

Kirk is the only captain who's like, "There's an incredibly intelligent, new form of life here on this planet. I want you to find it and shoot it."

He's also the only Captain who gets hit with nitty gritty production problems, too

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August 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
"Let me think, babe. Our third is giving me shit."

"Okay, well, hurry the fuck up."

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August 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
THE PAPER COFFEE CUPS!

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August 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Not Scotty *laughing* when he hears what they're running on the planet.

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August 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Okay, but is that a normal alarm? You just have it go off anytime something happens in the reactor room, generally?

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August 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I love Spock being like, "Dude, you have no curiosity in your weird sphere? They're everywhere and you're not asking follow ups?"

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August 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM