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I’m going to assume Darth Vader altered the Jedi archives to say that Anakin Skywalker DID achieve the rank of Jedi Master, and in fact was the GREATEST Jedi Master of them all! CERTAINLY more impressive than those losers Yoda, Mace, and Obi-Wan.
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I’m going to assume Darth Vader altered the Jedi archives to say that Anakin Skywalker DID achieve the rank of Jedi Master, and in fact was the GREATEST Jedi Master of them all! CERTAINLY more impressive than those losers Yoda, Mace, and Obi-Wan.
No, the royalties from Be Sharps music probably won't make Homer a millionaire, but it's quite realistic that it provides for a comfortable living. Certainly enough to keep a two-story house, two cars, a dog, a cat, an elderly father's housing expenses, etc. without Marge needing to work. (thread)
November 12, 2025 at 6:14 AM
No, the royalties from Be Sharps music probably won't make Homer a millionaire, but it's quite realistic that it provides for a comfortable living. Certainly enough to keep a two-story house, two cars, a dog, a cat, an elderly father's housing expenses, etc. without Marge needing to work. (thread)
Until/unless Matt Groening personally contacts me to disprove me, I'm going to assume that the majority of Homer Simpson's income comes from royalties from the music he released while a member of the band the Be Sharps. (thread)
November 12, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Until/unless Matt Groening personally contacts me to disprove me, I'm going to assume that the majority of Homer Simpson's income comes from royalties from the music he released while a member of the band the Be Sharps. (thread)
I also thought Edward Furlong and Edward Norton were the same person. When I saw T2, I never learned Edward Furlong's name. I just knew him as the actor who played John Connor whose name might have been Edward Something. I didn't see him in any movies for years, then I saw Primal Fear (1 of 2).
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I also thought Edward Furlong and Edward Norton were the same person. When I saw T2, I never learned Edward Furlong's name. I just knew him as the actor who played John Connor whose name might have been Edward Something. I didn't see him in any movies for years, then I saw Primal Fear (1 of 2).
For decades, I thought David Warner and Ian McKellen were the same person. I didn't even realize they were TWO people until I saw X-Men 1, which was when I first started paying attention to Ian McKellen, then I looked up some of his movies and was confused why Titanic wasn't listed. (1 of 2)
November 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
For decades, I thought David Warner and Ian McKellen were the same person. I didn't even realize they were TWO people until I saw X-Men 1, which was when I first started paying attention to Ian McKellen, then I looked up some of his movies and was confused why Titanic wasn't listed. (1 of 2)
I think if would be pretty funny if Obi-Wan also voted no for whether to promote Anakin to Jedi Master.
October 30, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I think if would be pretty funny if Obi-Wan also voted no for whether to promote Anakin to Jedi Master.
If Darth Vader wanted to overthrow Emperor Palpatine, the best time to do it was during A New Hope. Darth Vader had a fully functional Death Star, and Palpatine wasn’t on it. Heck, just lie to Palpatine and say you’re bringing the Death Star to Coruscant for a parade, then blow up Coruscant.
October 30, 2025 at 6:58 AM
If Darth Vader wanted to overthrow Emperor Palpatine, the best time to do it was during A New Hope. Darth Vader had a fully functional Death Star, and Palpatine wasn’t on it. Heck, just lie to Palpatine and say you’re bringing the Death Star to Coruscant for a parade, then blow up Coruscant.
The dumb crowd last night RUINED Black Phone 2 for me. There were several large groups that came together. Each group was basically providing running commentary for the whole movie. (1/2)
October 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The dumb crowd last night RUINED Black Phone 2 for me. There were several large groups that came together. Each group was basically providing running commentary for the whole movie. (1/2)
I don't understand why the Power Rangers morph one at a time. Wouldn't it be faster if they all morphed at the SAME time?
October 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I don't understand why the Power Rangers morph one at a time. Wouldn't it be faster if they all morphed at the SAME time?
I want a direct prequel to the 1994 Street Fighter movie. I want it to take place in the 1970s. And I want the movie to make VERY CLEAR that these events happened on TUESDAY.
October 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I want a direct prequel to the 1994 Street Fighter movie. I want it to take place in the 1970s. And I want the movie to make VERY CLEAR that these events happened on TUESDAY.
Until/unless Evan Peters personally contacts me to disprove me, I'm going to assume Disney gave him a version of Batman v. Superman that only has Jesse Eisenberg's scenes and told him, "This is the same character that you're playing," and Evan Peters just watched Batman v. Superman over and over.
October 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Until/unless Evan Peters personally contacts me to disprove me, I'm going to assume Disney gave him a version of Batman v. Superman that only has Jesse Eisenberg's scenes and told him, "This is the same character that you're playing," and Evan Peters just watched Batman v. Superman over and over.
Dear Disney,
Here is my pitch for Tron 4:
Tron shows up and says stuff and does stuff.
That's...that's my pitch.
I think it's better than whatever pitch you received from the director of Tron Ares.
Thank you for your consideration.
Here is my pitch for Tron 4:
Tron shows up and says stuff and does stuff.
That's...that's my pitch.
I think it's better than whatever pitch you received from the director of Tron Ares.
Thank you for your consideration.
October 21, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Dear Disney,
Here is my pitch for Tron 4:
Tron shows up and says stuff and does stuff.
That's...that's my pitch.
I think it's better than whatever pitch you received from the director of Tron Ares.
Thank you for your consideration.
Here is my pitch for Tron 4:
Tron shows up and says stuff and does stuff.
That's...that's my pitch.
I think it's better than whatever pitch you received from the director of Tron Ares.
Thank you for your consideration.
I wonder why Zack Snyder hates colors so much.
October 21, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I wonder why Zack Snyder hates colors so much.
The director of Tron Ares must have thought to himself, "Wow, this would be EVEN COOLER if this movie takes place in the REAL WORLD. Which you can see by looking out your window. You know, where people drive cars. And you can't spawn weapons out of thin air. And there's police. And gravity."
October 21, 2025 at 7:34 AM
The director of Tron Ares must have thought to himself, "Wow, this would be EVEN COOLER if this movie takes place in the REAL WORLD. Which you can see by looking out your window. You know, where people drive cars. And you can't spawn weapons out of thin air. And there's police. And gravity."
I find it hilarious that Tron Ares reuses an 80s trope, a power ballad with vocals during a climactic final battle, completely without irony. The last time I saw this trope WITHOUT irony was Transformers: Age of Extinction, in which the music actually worked.
October 21, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I find it hilarious that Tron Ares reuses an 80s trope, a power ballad with vocals during a climactic final battle, completely without irony. The last time I saw this trope WITHOUT irony was Transformers: Age of Extinction, in which the music actually worked.
I find it hilarious that the Grid had a huge visual upgrade from Tron to Tron Legacy, yet Tron Ares was made decades after Tron Legacy and the Grid...uh...looks mostly the same, except now there's a red one and a blue one. Almost as if nobody involved in this movie had an original idea.
October 21, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I find it hilarious that the Grid had a huge visual upgrade from Tron to Tron Legacy, yet Tron Ares was made decades after Tron Legacy and the Grid...uh...looks mostly the same, except now there's a red one and a blue one. Almost as if nobody involved in this movie had an original idea.
Like the previous two Tron movies, Tron Ares was pretty good! Also, like the last dozen or so Jared Leto movies I've seen, Tron Ares failed to make me like or even care about Jared Leto's character.
October 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Like the previous two Tron movies, Tron Ares was pretty good! Also, like the last dozen or so Jared Leto movies I've seen, Tron Ares failed to make me like or even care about Jared Leto's character.
Professor Xavier is really, really bad at reading people when he can't use his psychic powers. The climax of X-Men: First Class shows Xavier totally earning a Darwin Award when he tries to reason with Magneto who, by the way, is wearing his helmet which blocks psychic powers. [thread]
September 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Professor Xavier is really, really bad at reading people when he can't use his psychic powers. The climax of X-Men: First Class shows Xavier totally earning a Darwin Award when he tries to reason with Magneto who, by the way, is wearing his helmet which blocks psychic powers. [thread]
I just want to point out that this was Spider-Man’s first encounter with Sandman. Spider-Man punched this guy with full force without knowing he was made out of sand. If this was any bank robber NOT made of sand, Spider-Man would have KILLED this guy.
September 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I just want to point out that this was Spider-Man’s first encounter with Sandman. Spider-Man punched this guy with full force without knowing he was made out of sand. If this was any bank robber NOT made of sand, Spider-Man would have KILLED this guy.
I find it hilarious that the Dragonmegazord has one configuration that omits the Pterodactylzord and the T-Rexzord, which are piloted by Kimberly (the girl Tommy wants to date) and Jason (the other boy that also wants to date Kimberly).
September 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I find it hilarious that the Dragonmegazord has one configuration that omits the Pterodactylzord and the T-Rexzord, which are piloted by Kimberly (the girl Tommy wants to date) and Jason (the other boy that also wants to date Kimberly).
I don't understand the Empire uses AT-AT walkers at all. Doesn't the Empire have jets? Bombers? Tanks? Like, why waste all this time walking across Hoth when you have Star Destroyers and TIE bombers?
September 3, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I don't understand the Empire uses AT-AT walkers at all. Doesn't the Empire have jets? Bombers? Tanks? Like, why waste all this time walking across Hoth when you have Star Destroyers and TIE bombers?
*spits out drink* DISNEY+ DOESN'T HAVE THE MICHAEL JACKSON EPISODE OF THE SIMPSONS! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
August 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
*spits out drink* DISNEY+ DOESN'T HAVE THE MICHAEL JACKSON EPISODE OF THE SIMPSONS! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
You know, Saul Goodman is pretty much what you would get if you took Lionel Hutz and put him into the real world.
August 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
You know, Saul Goodman is pretty much what you would get if you took Lionel Hutz and put him into the real world.
Since Arnold Schwarzenegger AND Ranier Wolfcastle both exist in the Simpsons Universe...uh...does that mean Ranier is really just some wannabe who imitated Arnold at every opportunity and made some okay movies? And that Arnold is the REALLY successful movie star who made the GOOD movies?
August 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Since Arnold Schwarzenegger AND Ranier Wolfcastle both exist in the Simpsons Universe...uh...does that mean Ranier is really just some wannabe who imitated Arnold at every opportunity and made some okay movies? And that Arnold is the REALLY successful movie star who made the GOOD movies?
*spits out drink*
THAT WAS REALLY RINGO STARR???
THAT WAS REALLY RINGO STARR???
August 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
*spits out drink*
THAT WAS REALLY RINGO STARR???
THAT WAS REALLY RINGO STARR???