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Send Help totally works if you pretend Rachel McAdams is Regina George again. She's REALLY MEAN to that guy on the island! But at work she's basically Selina Kyle from Batman Returns before becoming Catwoman. Maybe Regina simply learned to fit into society by doing a Clark Kent impression?
February 19, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Send Help totally works if you pretend Rachel McAdams is Regina George again. She's REALLY MEAN to that guy on the island! But at work she's basically Selina Kyle from Batman Returns before becoming Catwoman. Maybe Regina simply learned to fit into society by doing a Clark Kent impression?
WHY has Nicolas Cage made only TWO National Treasure movies? Considering the various spinoffs, Disney clearly wants to keep this IP alive. WHY hasn't Disney pitched more National Treasure movies to Nicolas Cage? Are they afraid Nicolas Cage would say no? Would Nicolas Cage REALLY say NO!?
February 12, 2026 at 5:52 AM
WHY has Nicolas Cage made only TWO National Treasure movies? Considering the various spinoffs, Disney clearly wants to keep this IP alive. WHY hasn't Disney pitched more National Treasure movies to Nicolas Cage? Are they afraid Nicolas Cage would say no? Would Nicolas Cage REALLY say NO!?
It's gotta be EXHAUSTING to think of animating new ways for the Simpson family to sit down on their sofa in a funny way. And it's gotta be EXHAUSTING to keep thinking of new outlandish ways for Itchy to kill Scratchy.
February 12, 2026 at 5:29 AM
It's gotta be EXHAUSTING to think of animating new ways for the Simpson family to sit down on their sofa in a funny way. And it's gotta be EXHAUSTING to keep thinking of new outlandish ways for Itchy to kill Scratchy.
If I could go back in time, I'd find Leslie Nielsen and Mel Brooks and pitch to them my AMAZING idea for a movie trilogy based on the Lord of the Rings novels, in the style of Robin Hood: Men in Tights. [thread]
February 10, 2026 at 8:35 AM
If I could go back in time, I'd find Leslie Nielsen and Mel Brooks and pitch to them my AMAZING idea for a movie trilogy based on the Lord of the Rings novels, in the style of Robin Hood: Men in Tights. [thread]
The first time I saw Howl's Moving Castle, I thought the Wicked Witch of the Waste was named the Wicked Witch of the West. I assumed Miyazaki SO UNTOUCHABLE that he CAN make a movie with a scarecrow that's secretly a prince and someone named the Wicked Witch of the West and nobody would DARE sue him
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 PM
The first time I saw Howl's Moving Castle, I thought the Wicked Witch of the Waste was named the Wicked Witch of the West. I assumed Miyazaki SO UNTOUCHABLE that he CAN make a movie with a scarecrow that's secretly a prince and someone named the Wicked Witch of the West and nobody would DARE sue him
I want an answer, Disney. WHAT do the lions eat now that their king, Simba, is friends with literal prey animals? What if Pumbaa makes friends with other warthogs? What does Simba eat? Would he really keep eating bugs while the other lions eat that sweet, sweet warthog meat?
February 7, 2026 at 5:48 AM
I want an answer, Disney. WHAT do the lions eat now that their king, Simba, is friends with literal prey animals? What if Pumbaa makes friends with other warthogs? What does Simba eat? Would he really keep eating bugs while the other lions eat that sweet, sweet warthog meat?
I find it strange that The Lord of the Rings is named after the bad guy, especially considering The Hobbit is named after the good guy.
February 7, 2026 at 5:40 AM
I find it strange that The Lord of the Rings is named after the bad guy, especially considering The Hobbit is named after the good guy.
I just thought of an amazing idea for a movie. Deadpool gets transported to a world as similar to Lord of the Rings as Disney’s lawyers can manage, and he has to carry the One Ring to Mt Doom. Deadpool puts on the ring at EVERY opportunity. Come on. You know you want this.
February 7, 2026 at 5:32 AM
I just thought of an amazing idea for a movie. Deadpool gets transported to a world as similar to Lord of the Rings as Disney’s lawyers can manage, and he has to carry the One Ring to Mt Doom. Deadpool puts on the ring at EVERY opportunity. Come on. You know you want this.
If all jobs paid equally and your job is what you love most, then poor Gordon Ramsay is obviously in the wrong career. He needs to be a drill sergeant.
January 29, 2026 at 7:04 AM
If all jobs paid equally and your job is what you love most, then poor Gordon Ramsay is obviously in the wrong career. He needs to be a drill sergeant.
Primate. The only movie ever made where a chimpanzee tears off someone's jaw in an extremely detailed closeup, then the chimp pretends to wear the jaw like an actual jaw and opens and closes its mouth, then puts the jaw back on the dude, all while he's bleeding out.
Absolute cinema.
Absolute cinema.
January 21, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Primate. The only movie ever made where a chimpanzee tears off someone's jaw in an extremely detailed closeup, then the chimp pretends to wear the jaw like an actual jaw and opens and closes its mouth, then puts the jaw back on the dude, all while he's bleeding out.
Absolute cinema.
Absolute cinema.
The main character family in Primate all deserve Darwin Awards. First, it's incredibly stupid to think you can domesticate a wild animal like a chimpanzee and force it to live like a dog. [1/2]
January 21, 2026 at 3:31 PM
The main character family in Primate all deserve Darwin Awards. First, it's incredibly stupid to think you can domesticate a wild animal like a chimpanzee and force it to live like a dog. [1/2]
Primate. The ONLY movie I've ever seen that DOESN'T cut away or leave to the imagination what happens when someone is thrown off a cliff. Not only do you see the moment of impact, the dude hits the bottom headfirst, and you get a very detailed closeup. Not an "after" closeup, but a DURING closeup.
January 21, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Primate. The ONLY movie I've ever seen that DOESN'T cut away or leave to the imagination what happens when someone is thrown off a cliff. Not only do you see the moment of impact, the dude hits the bottom headfirst, and you get a very detailed closeup. Not an "after" closeup, but a DURING closeup.
OMG you could make so many sequels to Primate, but with different primate species. The next movie should be about a family and their pet gorilla, who goes on a killing spree. Darwin Awards for everyone. The third movie can be about a family with a pet chimpanzee AND gorilla! Endless possibilities!
January 21, 2026 at 8:17 AM
OMG you could make so many sequels to Primate, but with different primate species. The next movie should be about a family and their pet gorilla, who goes on a killing spree. Darwin Awards for everyone. The third movie can be about a family with a pet chimpanzee AND gorilla! Endless possibilities!
Primate. The very good horror movie starring a chimpanzee with rabies. Yeah, every character in Primate deserves a Darwin Award.
January 21, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Primate. The very good horror movie starring a chimpanzee with rabies. Yeah, every character in Primate deserves a Darwin Award.
I’ve always thought Bart Simpson in his ballet mask looked like Baron Zemo.
January 8, 2026 at 7:14 AM
I’ve always thought Bart Simpson in his ballet mask looked like Baron Zemo.
I really want to know what Lisa and even MAGGIE did to get banned from this babysitting service.
January 7, 2026 at 7:58 AM
I really want to know what Lisa and even MAGGIE did to get banned from this babysitting service.
I find it pretty hilarious that two of the Fantastic Four are faking an American accent.
January 6, 2026 at 10:37 AM
I find it pretty hilarious that two of the Fantastic Four are faking an American accent.
I wrote a blog post with my attempt at the thing where you exchange the titles of the Star Wars movies so that the titles are more accurate and better represent what the movie is about!
#LookingAtTheLight
#LookingAtTheLight
I agree that all the Star Wars movies have the wrong title. Here’s the Henry version of how they should all exchange names
Yes, I’m very familiar that folks have been reflecting for DECADES that the Star Wars movies could all exchange titles and be more descriptive. I’m not claiming I’m inventing this…
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January 1, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I wrote a blog post with my attempt at the thing where you exchange the titles of the Star Wars movies so that the titles are more accurate and better represent what the movie is about!
#LookingAtTheLight
#LookingAtTheLight
I think it would be hilarious if Disney traumatizes a new generation of people by making a new Star Wars trilogy in 30 years that violently kills off Rey, Finn, and Poe, and we find out they've been living for decades in complete misery.
January 1, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I think it would be hilarious if Disney traumatizes a new generation of people by making a new Star Wars trilogy in 30 years that violently kills off Rey, Finn, and Poe, and we find out they've been living for decades in complete misery.
Pretty bold move that Predator Badlands almost never has a Predator with all its weapons. If you add up all the times a Predator uses the invisibility cloak and how many times we see heat vision, you could count that on your hands. It loses most of its weapons shortly into the movie [thread]
December 10, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Pretty bold move that Predator Badlands almost never has a Predator with all its weapons. If you add up all the times a Predator uses the invisibility cloak and how many times we see heat vision, you could count that on your hands. It loses most of its weapons shortly into the movie [thread]
Predator Badlands is SO GOOD, I'm SHOCKED it got made. A movie in which the Predator is the GOOD GUY!? WHAT!? But this movie will make you LOVE the Predator!
I mean, COME ON, a Predator fights one of those power-loader suits from Aliens, but this suit is the size of Optimus Prime. THAT'S SO COOL
I mean, COME ON, a Predator fights one of those power-loader suits from Aliens, but this suit is the size of Optimus Prime. THAT'S SO COOL
December 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Predator Badlands is SO GOOD, I'm SHOCKED it got made. A movie in which the Predator is the GOOD GUY!? WHAT!? But this movie will make you LOVE the Predator!
I mean, COME ON, a Predator fights one of those power-loader suits from Aliens, but this suit is the size of Optimus Prime. THAT'S SO COOL
I mean, COME ON, a Predator fights one of those power-loader suits from Aliens, but this suit is the size of Optimus Prime. THAT'S SO COOL
How the DEVIL did the Yautja species develop engineering skills? The Predator society summarily executes you at the slightest sign of weakness, and it's a "you" problem if you die or get killed for the slightest incompetence. But, uh, part of learning is making mistakes and improving. [thread]
December 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
How the DEVIL did the Yautja species develop engineering skills? The Predator society summarily executes you at the slightest sign of weakness, and it's a "you" problem if you die or get killed for the slightest incompetence. But, uh, part of learning is making mistakes and improving. [thread]
I think it would have been hilarious if Predator: Badlands had somehow worked in a scene when the Predator tells the woman to get to the chopper.
December 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I think it would have been hilarious if Predator: Badlands had somehow worked in a scene when the Predator tells the woman to get to the chopper.
For the inevitable remake of The Wizard of Oz, I want Cillian Murphy to play the Scarecrow. Look, he’s so good as an evil scarecrow, I think he’s up to the challenge to play a heroic scarecrow. I really like it when Cillian Murphy plays a scarecrow, okay?
December 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
For the inevitable remake of The Wizard of Oz, I want Cillian Murphy to play the Scarecrow. Look, he’s so good as an evil scarecrow, I think he’s up to the challenge to play a heroic scarecrow. I really like it when Cillian Murphy plays a scarecrow, okay?
I almost cried watching The Wizard of Oz after seeing Wicked 2. A, uh, certain character is in all three movies, and it's HEARTBREAKING to see so many bad things happen to him, and yet he remains friendly and cheerful throughout. DARN GOOD STUFF!
December 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I almost cried watching The Wizard of Oz after seeing Wicked 2. A, uh, certain character is in all three movies, and it's HEARTBREAKING to see so many bad things happen to him, and yet he remains friendly and cheerful throughout. DARN GOOD STUFF!