Lontan the Giraffe
@lontan.bsky.social
Just a lil ole Giraffeboi, in a big ole Giraffeworld. 34M
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ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
I know this is probably not the place with my target demographic here... But I got cut off to the restroom by a man who did not flush, and did not wash his hands...
January 29, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I know this is probably not the place with my target demographic here... But I got cut off to the restroom by a man who did not flush, and did not wash his hands...
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My trio of Burning Giraffe drawings inspired by those featuring in Salvador Dali's work.
"the masculine cosmic apocalyptic monster"
"the masculine cosmic apocalyptic monster"
January 27, 2026 at 10:14 PM
My trio of Burning Giraffe drawings inspired by those featuring in Salvador Dali's work.
"the masculine cosmic apocalyptic monster"
"the masculine cosmic apocalyptic monster"
I love this sticker, so much to unpack. It's Louisiana, what do they like? Uhhhh, fleur de lis, alligator, pelican. That ought to do it, send it!
December 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I love this sticker, so much to unpack. It's Louisiana, what do they like? Uhhhh, fleur de lis, alligator, pelican. That ought to do it, send it!
I saw some Tennessee ass bullshit last night. This runway, was lined and accented by... Trailer hitches. Had a great time btw, would do again.
November 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I saw some Tennessee ass bullshit last night. This runway, was lined and accented by... Trailer hitches. Had a great time btw, would do again.
I may draw this or paint it or something. Excellent values, shades. Bold geometry paired with organic shapes.
November 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I may draw this or paint it or something. Excellent values, shades. Bold geometry paired with organic shapes.
In Ft. Worth, make sure you got your homeless permit.
October 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
In Ft. Worth, make sure you got your homeless permit.
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Zarafa the baby giraffe
October 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Zarafa the baby giraffe
October 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
ACFI was such a blast. I'm a soup of feelings because on the one hand, I had so much fun. On the other hand I'm sad it's over. On a secret 3rd hand... What comes next? >:3 #acfi
October 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
ACFI was such a blast. I'm a soup of feelings because on the one hand, I had so much fun. On the other hand I'm sad it's over. On a secret 3rd hand... What comes next? >:3 #acfi
There's lots of things that suck about Earth. The sunsets are pretty fire tho
September 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
There's lots of things that suck about Earth. The sunsets are pretty fire tho
This state is simply not real
September 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
This state is simply not real
Been on the job site for less than an hour. And. I'm. Soaked. And it's not even 9 am... Gotta love that humidity
September 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Been on the job site for less than an hour. And. I'm. Soaked. And it's not even 9 am... Gotta love that humidity
I just realized, I never posted pics of my finished, homemade synthesizer!
September 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I just realized, I never posted pics of my finished, homemade synthesizer!
Oh no, the flags are at half mast! What national tragedy has befallen us? Which politician has met an unfortunate end? Are we in distress‽
September 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Oh no, the flags are at half mast! What national tragedy has befallen us? Which politician has met an unfortunate end? Are we in distress‽
Sometimes I wonder what would happen if I did a pit maneuver on a self driving car...
September 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Sometimes I wonder what would happen if I did a pit maneuver on a self driving car...
I've started a revolution lol, a friend of mine is building his own version of the synthesizer! #synth #synthesizer
September 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I've started a revolution lol, a friend of mine is building his own version of the synthesizer! #synth #synthesizer
It's hot. I'm pacing myself. I'm hanging out with pigeons.
September 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
It's hot. I'm pacing myself. I'm hanging out with pigeons.
Picked up da pride kicks at a second hand store in New Orleans
September 5, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Picked up da pride kicks at a second hand store in New Orleans
The words of the prophets are written on the bathroom walls
September 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The words of the prophets are written on the bathroom walls
There's a store in Nola that's all possums. I uhhhhh, I had a blast
September 3, 2025 at 3:27 PM
There's a store in Nola that's all possums. I uhhhhh, I had a blast
Shout out to Nola
August 31, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Shout out to Nola
Bruh,this is the best boi. Of all da Bois
August 17, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Bruh,this is the best boi. Of all da Bois