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Longie_Long
@longielong.bsky.social
Retro game designer, retro game shop owner (ghettogamer.net), nerdy dad just trying to make it, y'know?

I was @longie_long on Twatter. I guess technically I still am.
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A while back, my wife agreed to star as the hero in a game I was making. We had a great photo shoot. She was such a good sport and a really good model.

The game has changed so much now that we're going to have to re-shoot in the new costume and settings. I'm excited!
If you guys
1. Like N64
and
2 Like RPGs
or
2.5 Wanna do something cool
you should
a. check out the N64 RPGs post I just published. The talented nerd @kyleglatz.bsky.social wrote it and you know you want to get into his good graces. He's a maniac I tell you!

ghettogamer.net/2025/11/10/t...
November 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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New haul of SNES games cleaned and ready to sell. Hmu if you need any of these.

Some absolute bangers here...
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Really good day at the pop-up shop in Plano today. Not sure when the next will be, but thanks to anyone that made it to this one!
November 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
New haul of SNES games cleaned and ready to sell. Hmu if you need any of these.

Some absolute bangers here...
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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If anyone hasn't been over to my site, you might want to consider it. I've got loads of NES, SNES and N64 titles in stock. And if you sign up for my newsletter (site updates and discounts 2x monthly) you'll know when the discounts hit and get a phatty discount code.
Ghettogamer.net
November 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
If anyone hasn't been over to my site, you might want to consider it. I've got loads of NES, SNES and N64 titles in stock. And if you sign up for my newsletter (site updates and discounts 2x monthly) you'll know when the discounts hit and get a phatty discount code.
Ghettogamer.net
November 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Got a new batch of N64 yesterday. A few repeats, but you can never have enough EA Sportsball games!
November 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Yesterday was so stressful I had to give myself a ramen reading session. It helped kinda.
November 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Got a new batch of N64 yesterday. A few repeats, but you can never have enough EA Sportsball games!
November 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Had an eventful trip to the DFW Reptarium yesterday. Some photogenic little bastards there...
November 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Milo was being a turd this morning so I drove him to school in my tricorn hat.
November 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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I sometimes take pictures of things I find interesting. This beautiful sky over depressing traffic seemed a nice juxtaposition.
November 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Here you go, little piggies! Fresh slop for the trough! If anybody needs any of these, please do let me know.
November 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I sometimes take pictures of things I find interesting. This beautiful sky over depressing traffic seemed a nice juxtaposition.
November 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Here you go, little piggies! Fresh slop for the trough! If anybody needs any of these, please do let me know.
November 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Here are my Halloween candy tiers for 2025. A damn fine haul!
November 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I'm low-effort Link
October 31, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I had my reservations going into these books but they really strike the balance between humor and action. It's definitely cheesy but they know it's cheesy and it works.

...cheesy and pepperoni-i?
October 31, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This made me chortle
October 31, 2025 at 9:18 PM
These ladies are pretty chill once you get to know em. Except Boudica. She's always like that.
October 31, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Anyone else get sucked into this today?
October 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
My cousin had an Omni Boy. That fucker had everything.
October 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Quake. I don't think anyone will argue against it being an absolute PC gaming classic. Taking the core concept of Doom, adding a frantic pace and moving the gameplay into true 3D with a grim, creepy atmosphere and sound design and music by Trent Reznor, it's still incredibly fun today.
October 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
One of the few games that actually plays best on N64. I'm only just now adding it to my collection but man, what a classic.

I didn't even own this one in the 2000s. My local Blockbuster had a copy that nobody else ever checked out. The only 64 game I owned was Ocarina, of course.
October 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM