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🌶️maya🌶️
@lolmaya.bsky.social
· Nov 8
merles are the biracials of dogs
kenan in sunglasses and a diamond encrusted cross chain is kind of the only funny thing in this eddie murphy doc is
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
kenan in sunglasses and a diamond encrusted cross chain is kind of the only funny thing in this eddie murphy doc is
i love getting super high in the AM before a flight and forgetting that i didn’t pack
November 1, 2025 at 2:16 PM
i love getting super high in the AM before a flight and forgetting that i didn’t pack
nothing like a little egg shell in my bec!
October 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
nothing like a little egg shell in my bec!
this mayoral debate is lowkey tea
October 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
this mayoral debate is lowkey tea
ate something, drank a gallon of water and attempted to scare myself for the last 5 minutes… neverthless, she (hiccups) persisted
October 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
ate something, drank a gallon of water and attempted to scare myself for the last 5 minutes… neverthless, she (hiccups) persisted
i have never sweat like this before baby it was like taking a peloton class x10 fighting for my life in the 6 train from grand central with the suits from the un sweat drippity drip from my face
September 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
i have never sweat like this before baby it was like taking a peloton class x10 fighting for my life in the 6 train from grand central with the suits from the un sweat drippity drip from my face
didn’t vote last night and let me just say voting matters!!! #loveislandusa
July 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
didn’t vote last night and let me just say voting matters!!! #loveislandusa
nightmare last night was my dog falling off a cliff …been traumatized the whole fucking day. happy 4th i guess
July 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
nightmare last night was my dog falling off a cliff …been traumatized the whole fucking day. happy 4th i guess
so like are we at war now??
June 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
so like are we at war now??
i think i almost died on the coney island cyclone
June 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
i think i almost died on the coney island cyclone
perfect encapsulation of bloomberg era nyc (i.e the cba era)/ what happens when yimby goals are entrusted to profit-driven actors WITHOUT accountability
The state would have then invested the fines — about $1.75 million a month — into a trust to fund affordable housing development elsewhere in North and Central Brooklyn: bit.ly/44SD9yy
May 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
perfect encapsulation of bloomberg era nyc (i.e the cba era)/ what happens when yimby goals are entrusted to profit-driven actors WITHOUT accountability
jason is not a skilled debater at all … definitely not giving lawyer #thevalley
May 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
jason is not a skilled debater at all … definitely not giving lawyer #thevalley
i’m gonna need ralph to wear socks w those slides. it’s a constant confrontation! #lovehotel
May 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
i’m gonna need ralph to wear socks w those slides. it’s a constant confrontation! #lovehotel
ok shannon finding earl’s long lost stepson in 3 days after calling her attorney is not it- like if earl wanted to, he could have!!! #lovehotel
May 29, 2025 at 12:08 AM
ok shannon finding earl’s long lost stepson in 3 days after calling her attorney is not it- like if earl wanted to, he could have!!! #lovehotel
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the problem isn’t that i don’t understand — it’s that you all can’t engage with deeper critiques without defaulting to smugness. maybe sit with that.
May 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
the problem isn’t that i don’t understand — it’s that you all can’t engage with deeper critiques without defaulting to smugness. maybe sit with that.
desperately need to escape the extreme yimby takes… can’t take all this elitism
May 18, 2025 at 4:58 AM
desperately need to escape the extreme yimby takes… can’t take all this elitism
always eye opening when white men insist that equity requirements are the problem, not the inequities they're trying to address
May 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
always eye opening when white men insist that equity requirements are the problem, not the inequities they're trying to address
nothing like a little projectile vomit on my subway commute (to be clear not me, but the person next to me)
May 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
nothing like a little projectile vomit on my subway commute (to be clear not me, but the person next to me)
was just @my local variety coffee and a little european girl maybe age 7 standing in front of me was staring&smiling at me and the devil on my shoulder was telling me it’s bc she’s never seen a BW up close before but the angel said it’s bc she’s never seen someone so beautiful irl-ah thursdays!
April 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
was just @my local variety coffee and a little european girl maybe age 7 standing in front of me was staring&smiling at me and the devil on my shoulder was telling me it’s bc she’s never seen a BW up close before but the angel said it’s bc she’s never seen someone so beautiful irl-ah thursdays!
yeah you’ll never catch me referring to myself as a “girlie” -i actually have self respect
April 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
yeah you’ll never catch me referring to myself as a “girlie” -i actually have self respect
this 23&me shit is precisely why i will never find my long lost russian cousin
March 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
this 23&me shit is precisely why i will never find my long lost russian cousin
anyone else say bless you to their dog after they sneeze or is just me??
March 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
anyone else say bless you to their dog after they sneeze or is just me??
unfortunately i do like childlike things ft north west
January 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
unfortunately i do like childlike things ft north west
why do ig posts look like reels??
January 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
why do ig posts look like reels??