DMs are open if we’re mutants. I mean, mutuals.
🥺
🥺
Cruel, cruel world.
Cruel, cruel world.
The opposite of 🧊 is warm toes under friends’ butts.
The opposite of 🧊 is warm toes under friends’ butts.
Please pray for me that this is going to be a sexy scene.
Please pray for me that this is going to be a sexy scene.
Jk jk.
Five.
Jk jk jk. Six.
Ok jk frfr. I’m not a violent man. But I do want an IKEA coffee and cinnamon roll like mad and the irony ain’t lost on me.
Jk jk.
Five.
Jk jk jk. Six.
Ok jk frfr. I’m not a violent man. But I do want an IKEA coffee and cinnamon roll like mad and the irony ain’t lost on me.
Dang. How have I missed that from Cracker for so long?
Dang. How have I missed that from Cracker for so long?
“Goddamn, those shoes are dumb. 🤮”
“You know, if you didn’t have a beard I’d probably not pay attention to you in meetings. 🥸”
“Bah-ruuuh, I like that chest hair popping out your shirt to say hi to me. 😍”
Chaotic neutral as hell.
“Goddamn, those shoes are dumb. 🤮”
“You know, if you didn’t have a beard I’d probably not pay attention to you in meetings. 🥸”
“Bah-ruuuh, I like that chest hair popping out your shirt to say hi to me. 😍”
Chaotic neutral as hell.
But I get to eat crackers in bed, so that’s been kinda cool.
But I get to eat crackers in bed, so that’s been kinda cool.
In other news, Lucifer spent the night on the balcony on accident and now learning that she values me, too.
In other news, Lucifer spent the night on the balcony on accident and now learning that she values me, too.
Shit is sexisential.
Shit is sexisential.
This is how I will be yeeted from this mortal coil. Take 50 mgs and I’ll be good? But what if 1,500 mgs? Then I’ll be hella good, right??
This is how I will be yeeted from this mortal coil. Take 50 mgs and I’ll be good? But what if 1,500 mgs? Then I’ll be hella good, right??