Theo Lahew
@lochnessleo.bsky.social
27✨️
Y'all means all 🌈
♌️/♊️/♍️
12/23/23 💜🧡
Y'all means all 🌈
♌️/♊️/♍️
12/23/23 💜🧡
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Now that Disney owns Fox, which means they own the Alien franchise, I can't stop thinking about how the Alien Queen is now a Disney Princess/Queen.
a man is being attacked by a monster with a lot of legs
ALT: a man is being attacked by a monster with a lot of legs
media.tenor.com
August 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Now that Disney owns Fox, which means they own the Alien franchise, I can't stop thinking about how the Alien Queen is now a Disney Princess/Queen.
"Rumor has it, ICE agents are J6ers!" Well no shit Sherlock 😭 Did you think they were fucking Girl Scouts? 😭
May 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
"Rumor has it, ICE agents are J6ers!" Well no shit Sherlock 😭 Did you think they were fucking Girl Scouts? 😭
May 2025 be the year that celebrity culture dies amen 🫠 Some of yall annoying as hell
April 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
May 2025 be the year that celebrity culture dies amen 🫠 Some of yall annoying as hell
I wish I was a bird so it could be socially acceptable to shit on every Tesla I see.
April 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I wish I was a bird so it could be socially acceptable to shit on every Tesla I see.
I love inviting my friends to be missionaries (local news post watchers) for my ministry (bullying antivaxxer moms)
April 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I love inviting my friends to be missionaries (local news post watchers) for my ministry (bullying antivaxxer moms)
My fiance's best friend sent me this because "it made her think of me" after only meeting me once in person.
She read me like a book.
She read me like a book.
April 12, 2025 at 12:01 PM
My fiance's best friend sent me this because "it made her think of me" after only meeting me once in person.
She read me like a book.
She read me like a book.
Just finished The Buffalo Hunter Hunter by @sgj.bsky.social and I feel like my brain chemistry has been altered. My only regret is I read it too fast. I miss Good Stab already 😭
April 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Just finished The Buffalo Hunter Hunter by @sgj.bsky.social and I feel like my brain chemistry has been altered. My only regret is I read it too fast. I miss Good Stab already 😭
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They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.
-FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.
-FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.
April 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.
-FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.
-FS Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby, published 4/10/1925.
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"But AI makes art more access--"
Liar. Wrong in 7 languages. The Neanderthals had a smaller cerebellum and nothing but rocks and ochre and they still made art. You just lack passion, creativity, and/or integrity.
Liar. Wrong in 7 languages. The Neanderthals had a smaller cerebellum and nothing but rocks and ochre and they still made art. You just lack passion, creativity, and/or integrity.
April 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
"But AI makes art more access--"
Liar. Wrong in 7 languages. The Neanderthals had a smaller cerebellum and nothing but rocks and ochre and they still made art. You just lack passion, creativity, and/or integrity.
Liar. Wrong in 7 languages. The Neanderthals had a smaller cerebellum and nothing but rocks and ochre and they still made art. You just lack passion, creativity, and/or integrity.
Karoline Leavitt looks like she runs an MLM startup in Whoville 😭 One fish two fish stfu bitch 😭
April 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Karoline Leavitt looks like she runs an MLM startup in Whoville 😭 One fish two fish stfu bitch 😭
Perks of Bluesky: No nazis, no drama, no Meta
Disadvantages of Bluesky: Not a drop of humor anywhere. Someone tell a knock knock joke at least oh my GOD
Disadvantages of Bluesky: Not a drop of humor anywhere. Someone tell a knock knock joke at least oh my GOD
March 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Perks of Bluesky: No nazis, no drama, no Meta
Disadvantages of Bluesky: Not a drop of humor anywhere. Someone tell a knock knock joke at least oh my GOD
Disadvantages of Bluesky: Not a drop of humor anywhere. Someone tell a knock knock joke at least oh my GOD
If aliens are real, I hope the ones with tentacles think I'm pretty.
March 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
If aliens are real, I hope the ones with tentacles think I'm pretty.
Jeff Bezos looks like he was a cockatiel that was granted three wishes and he used one of them to become human.
February 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Jeff Bezos looks like he was a cockatiel that was granted three wishes and he used one of them to become human.
Day 327 of asking for more people to be silly on this app (where is the comedy in times of horrors beyond our comprehension)
February 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Day 327 of asking for more people to be silly on this app (where is the comedy in times of horrors beyond our comprehension)
Idk man, I just think that if you treat poor people like pariahs or fun little talking party accessories, you don't get to partake in conversations about wealth inequality in America.
February 25, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Idk man, I just think that if you treat poor people like pariahs or fun little talking party accessories, you don't get to partake in conversations about wealth inequality in America.
Queer culture in the South is all about staying strapped both ways at all times 🫡🏳️🌈
February 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Queer culture in the South is all about staying strapped both ways at all times 🫡🏳️🌈
Kendrick Lamar: Not only is Drake a pedo but America kinda sucks
The most annoying people from your hometown: THATS NOT TRUE IM A REAL AMERICAN I HAVE WE THE PEOPLE TATTOOED ON MY NUTS THAT WAS DEI IN ACTION EVEN THOUGH I CANT SPELL DIVERSITY EQUITY OR INCLUSION MAKE AMERICA WH-- I MEAN GREAT AGAIN
The most annoying people from your hometown: THATS NOT TRUE IM A REAL AMERICAN I HAVE WE THE PEOPLE TATTOOED ON MY NUTS THAT WAS DEI IN ACTION EVEN THOUGH I CANT SPELL DIVERSITY EQUITY OR INCLUSION MAKE AMERICA WH-- I MEAN GREAT AGAIN
February 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Kendrick Lamar: Not only is Drake a pedo but America kinda sucks
The most annoying people from your hometown: THATS NOT TRUE IM A REAL AMERICAN I HAVE WE THE PEOPLE TATTOOED ON MY NUTS THAT WAS DEI IN ACTION EVEN THOUGH I CANT SPELL DIVERSITY EQUITY OR INCLUSION MAKE AMERICA WH-- I MEAN GREAT AGAIN
The most annoying people from your hometown: THATS NOT TRUE IM A REAL AMERICAN I HAVE WE THE PEOPLE TATTOOED ON MY NUTS THAT WAS DEI IN ACTION EVEN THOUGH I CANT SPELL DIVERSITY EQUITY OR INCLUSION MAKE AMERICA WH-- I MEAN GREAT AGAIN
Elon Musk couldn't survive without his balanced diet of ketamine, government contracts, and eager little frat boys.
February 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Elon Musk couldn't survive without his balanced diet of ketamine, government contracts, and eager little frat boys.
Day 76 of me praying that Elon Musk ODs on ketamine and removes himself from the planet.
February 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Day 76 of me praying that Elon Musk ODs on ketamine and removes himself from the planet.
It's almost like if you're a shitty company with a shitty streaming service, no one will want to subscribe to your service 🤠
Disney+ lost 700K subscribers during the final 3 months of 2024
February 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
It's almost like if you're a shitty company with a shitty streaming service, no one will want to subscribe to your service 🤠
Screaming into the void isn't enough, I need to recircumcise a billionaire with a potato peeler.
February 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Screaming into the void isn't enough, I need to recircumcise a billionaire with a potato peeler.
I need more strange people on Bluesky. I need to see deranged humor without fighting in the trenches of Twitter. Be weird y'all. I'm begging.
February 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I need more strange people on Bluesky. I need to see deranged humor without fighting in the trenches of Twitter. Be weird y'all. I'm begging.