Derek Zapata
@localzero.bsky.social
I'm a writer who hates writing, dear god why
Big "Hear Me Out" post incoming: Vampire Society would thrive underwater.
No need to breathe, and perfect protection from sunlight. Unlikely to run into silver, wooden stakes, garlic, or crucifixes. Could reasonably control local sea life. And if you're feeling peckish just lure a sailor overboard.
No need to breathe, and perfect protection from sunlight. Unlikely to run into silver, wooden stakes, garlic, or crucifixes. Could reasonably control local sea life. And if you're feeling peckish just lure a sailor overboard.
April 18, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Big "Hear Me Out" post incoming: Vampire Society would thrive underwater.
No need to breathe, and perfect protection from sunlight. Unlikely to run into silver, wooden stakes, garlic, or crucifixes. Could reasonably control local sea life. And if you're feeling peckish just lure a sailor overboard.
No need to breathe, and perfect protection from sunlight. Unlikely to run into silver, wooden stakes, garlic, or crucifixes. Could reasonably control local sea life. And if you're feeling peckish just lure a sailor overboard.
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April 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Finished listening to Would You Love Me Again from Epic, been crying my eyes out for a while now. Such a beautiful project whose journey is finally over. Welcome home ❤️
January 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Finished listening to Would You Love Me Again from Epic, been crying my eyes out for a while now. Such a beautiful project whose journey is finally over. Welcome home ❤️
Welp, here it officially begins. Time to swim in the sky 🏊♂️☁️
January 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Welp, here it officially begins. Time to swim in the sky 🏊♂️☁️