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Often chatting shite about #NUFC
Ah how must it feel to have competent wingers that run into space
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Eddie Howe genuinely came out and said “I thought the players represent and gave everything”

I’m sorry, but he’s lying to us and himself spouting the same shite every week. #NUFC
November 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
It’s mental watching City dominate all aspects of a pitch and you can’t help but feel so jealous and ask “why can’t we do that?”.

There is quick, powerful and athletic. We look like everyone has concrete boots on #NUFC
November 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I don’t know why any of us are acting surprised. This was inevitable. #nufc
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Serious questions will start be asked of Howe and his staff and rightly so. We’ve won 3 games all season and even then we absolutely scraped past a dreaful Wolves, Forest and Fulham. We have been piss poor all season and are yet to play a single game with any real rhythm or intent to win. #NUFC
November 9, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Reet that’s going off, not subjecting myself to fucking Dan Burn at left back any longer
November 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
We don’t have a single player moving at any point #nufc
November 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
8 minutes into the half he’s lost the ball 4 times and not been in the right place for a tap in btw
Another half of football where I’ve been wondering how Murphy has the contributions he has because he’s absolutely awful as a footballer to watch. Has no footballing brain whatsoever. #NUFC
November 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Another half of football where I’ve been wondering how Murphy has the contributions he has because he’s absolutely awful as a footballer to watch. Has no footballing brain whatsoever. #NUFC
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
If you watch us and focus solely on either decision making, or execution of the basics, you’ll quickly realise how shite we actually are. #NUFC
November 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
6 players in the box and everyone refuses to cross. Modern football is so fucking boring man
November 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Elanga is fucking shite isn’t he. Like, absolutely utterly totally fucking shite. #NUFC
November 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Something just isn’t right, hasn’t been right for 95% of the games we’ve played. #NUFC
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Remember in Space Jam where the basketball players lost all of their talent? That’s Joelinton right now #nufc
November 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Son BIG performances needed tonight #NUFC
November 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Zero and twelve ole ole… #nufc
0/11… ELEVEN. It can’t go on like this, can it? #nufc
Zero and ten, zero and ten, zero and ten ole ole #nufc
November 5, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Just waiting for BedlingtonJamie to tell us to be positive now #NUFC
November 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
£55m on a shite winger with no ability, £55m on a 29 year old who won’t play for the first half of a season and £40m on a Joe Willock clone still fucks me off to this day. Could have bought 5-6 solid players for that but noooo Eddie and his ‘prem proven’ obsession took over. #NUFC
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Why am I watching Tonali at right back?

Eddie has lost his fucking mind.
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
This epitomises our season. Piss poor, no ideas, no competence, no composure, no quality.

Absolutely fucking pathetic, yet again with no signs of improvement in the premier league.
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Another league game that we’ve been awful in. Takes the tally up to all of them. #NUFC
November 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
It has nothing to do with luck. We were pathetic from the first whistle, again.
Some days the luck just isn’t with you #nufc
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
We have such a horrible ability to allow bang average teams look like world beaters against us, we’ve been absolutely fucking awful, yet again. It’s getting beyond a joke. #nufc
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This commentator banging on about the handball being ‘accidental’ has spun me. 99% of handballs are accidental you fucking melon. #NUFC
October 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
We’re just so fundamentally shit at times #nufc
October 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM