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☮️🍉/vermeer gun prank discoverer named lucy
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50, F. July 19, 2018, I found a gun in View of Delft by Vermeer. Experts are still in denial about this discovery but my time will come. 5-6%-ish famous. - lucy
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in case you missed it...

65 yes
24 no

people DO see vermeer's artist prank. MORE plz.

here is the commemorative presentation about it...

****you will want the sound on for this one.****

#art
#vermeer
#vermeergun
#artistprank
#artists
apparently being a "gelukszoeker" is a bad thing in the netherlands. 🤷‍♀️

-lucky lucy van delft
December 17, 2025 at 9:13 AM
sigh

when you want to write a nice holiday card but you keep messing up the letters in the script...

#artist
#art
#christmas
marie from the aristocats is looking out of a window with her paws crossed .
ALT: marie from the aristocats is looking out of a window with her paws crossed .
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December 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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It's happening! My work is sighted in Berlin - in collaboration between @artcrush.bsky.social and Ströer. Big Thanks to @mamaralic for discovering it first and for the photos!

In case you are walking along a Ströer screens - pay attention ;)
December 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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this artwork is in the new migration museum in rotterdam. when i see older then me artists like this getting a legacy spot in a museum 'overseas', it makes me teary with joy.

looks like they have plenty of room for more installations. *makes note.

#fenixmuseum
#art
Red Grooms - The Bus
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December 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Drawing and painting everyday things and actions makes them special. Johannes Vermeer did this brilliantly.

I have sometimes been told I do it with everyday buildings but I'm nowhere near as skilled as Vermeer. He is one of my favourite artists
December 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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So here is a clue. #reMERZ is an online/offline project. During December I'll perform reMERZ poems live - in Twitter Spaces (audio only), Youtube Live, Instagram Live, TikTok live and probably some 3D chatrooms. Unscheduled. Sudden. Hic&Hoc. Pay attention to this monitor image.
December 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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COMING SOON.

»reMERZ« by @merzmensch.bsky.social lets a machine speak with the spirit of his own voice. Trained on his writings, it explores creativity beyond the human and becomes an experiment in dialogue between artist and AI.

4 December • 6 PM CET
Curated by The Second-Guess
December 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Yesterday, a patrol boat of the so-called Libyan Coast Guard closely approached the Louise Michel and fired shots into the water at just 200-300 metres away. Shortly after the incident, our crew found an empty rubber boat - the sad evidence of what we assume to be an illegal pull back to #Libya.
December 2, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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I cannot take Mauritshuis seriously. After my friend Julian van Diecken presented there "The Girl With The Glowing Earrings", it caused quite a turmoils in the audience. As he offered Mauritshuis to do a podium discussion about AI, they answered: "Nope, it isn't our task to impart knowledge" (what?)
December 1, 2025 at 10:43 AM
in other news of note - my new 4 euro antiwrinkle cream seems to be working. someone thought i was 30ish today.
an elderly woman is sitting in a chair holding a cup and saucer
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December 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
if anyone wants to write an article about this museum, we have enough cannon fodder. :)
I cannot take Mauritshuis seriously. After my friend Julian van Diecken presented there "The Girl With The Glowing Earrings", it caused quite a turmoils in the audience. As he offered Mauritshuis to do a podium discussion about AI, they answered: "Nope, it isn't our task to impart knowledge" (what?)
December 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
if i write addresses on envelopes in cursive for holiday greeting cards, can the computery things even read it nowadays? guessing no. how boring.
I Love You Calligraphy GIF
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November 29, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Doing a little test with this most entertaining cat video to see which gets more views. the bird app or here? I intermingle endearing family christmas and romcom movies with cat games. it's fairly entertaining. sharing is caring! #cattv #caturday #cats #meankitty
November 29, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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If anyone cares to discuss the creepiness of the 2nd glass of wine painting by #Vermeer vs the 1st one, i'm not that busy today. shown here in these pics below - the tame one and the 2nd one: creepy man getting girl drunk but more exaggerated in it's comedic aspects.
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 AM
im supposed to be allergic to cinnamon but this season i'm throwing caution to the wind and immersing myself in cinnamon-laden dutch delights. mainly the ones involving almonds and the sinterklaas little half dome pellets. #sinterklaas #cinnamon
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November 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
was wondering why this app wouldnt come up in my tabs when i typed in "blu" for blue sky. for weeks. welll that's because the url is bsky with no "L" and no "U". derrrrrrr. #bluesky #artist
November 28, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Rushing to Berlin (@artontezos_) I'm reading On NFTs by Robert Alice et al. And this: "Crypto art's early utopianism promptly devolved into a nightmare triggered by the traditional art world."

At which point, the #Tezos-based Hic et Nunc appeared. Yes. Yes. Yes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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What a honor to exhibit my works, together with art by s.myselle in the inspiring Max Reinhardt Library of Schloss Leopoldskron in Salzburg this weekend during #Sonophilia Anniversary Congress! Thomas Mann, Marlene Dietrich, Carl Zuckmayer, Thornton Wilder used to be guests here.
November 16, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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AI "slop" is just a mirror of human "slop". The problem isn't that AI lacks common sense / taste—it's that people choose to publish senseless and tasteless AI content. Human curation matters. (Spoiler: entire writing human history is full of human "slop").

P.S. Define "taste".
November 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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4) Merzmensch

FLUX is less aware of me (unlike DALL-E 3 in ChatGPT), but it very good capture the essens of MERZ-artist Schwitters. The third image is the closest to human-machine merge including Dada-AI symbiosis.
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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Well if they were using seapeople app you could find them very easily with the handy dandy gps tracking. I hope if I post enough on your posts finally someone will get the ball rolling on this great plan. no i dont work for them. just a fan. dont worry im also posting therein to convince them also.
a woman is smiling with the words places to go and people to save below her
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November 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
well i just dropped my laptop and projector on the floor by tripping over the cord. apparently they both still work. here's hoping!!!

#artist #life
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
in other news of note - first snow in Delft! one of my favorite movies is Snow Day. #snow #delft
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November 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Happy to share that my video work Echo Graph is currently exhibited at Milano’s iconic Fabbrica del Vapore, an institution known for bringing experimental works into public view.
November 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Well I've known for a long time that I really am great at being a rogue artist. It just comes naturally. The lore was to follow. It's pretty epic. Please see pinned post.
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM