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Ellen 🦎 慶寧
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Hater at heart (all the correct things only)

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Roadside assistance took an hour longer than the original eta bc the call ahead of me was for a dog locked in a bmw and the owner took almost an hour to “think about” whether they should sign the damage waiver and let the guy pop the locks (feels like -18c here btw) 🫠👍
December 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
No, no, it’s good that ford wants to build more casinos in Niagara Falls because then I can go win the cold hard cash to pay for my private healthcare
December 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Adding “gong show” to my list of things that americans apparently do not know
December 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Canadian HPAI fans reacting extremely normally
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Minimizing COVID-19 is maximizing social harm

One of the best articles I've read all year because it centers social justice and equity. Published today

Gift link 🎁 www.thespec.com/opinion/cont...
October 31, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Reposted by Ellen 🦎 慶寧
"Because of intense research on Covid over the past five years, scientists now know that it directly damages the endothelium, or lining, of blood vessels in the heart and lungs."

Free gift article
Covid and Flu Can Triple Your Risk of Heart Attack
www.nytimes.com
October 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Coworkers talking nonstop about this cash for gold business that moved in next door. Call me over to the window to see when the guy walks out into the parking lot (his back to us). My brain flips to cia surveillance mode and recognizes him by his gait as my next door neighbour I’ve never spoken to
October 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I love being told by a former central banker that I need to get ready for “challenges” and “sacrifices” when it comes to my economic future
October 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Japanese novavax at a little clinic in a residential area, I will miss you next vaccine time
October 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Getting the full Tokyo experience (getting pushed onto a packed train with no ac by station staff which then does an emergency stop and completely powers down)
October 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Hate to give it up to a white boy in a skullet, but he is playing the public airport baby grand quite beautifully
October 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Afternoon imax showing of OBAA audience definitely had more women than men
September 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Don’t like speed cameras, complain, then speeding is basically legalized in Ontario.

Don’t like bedtime and doing homework, complain, then ________
September 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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the business brained freaks in the Liberal party don’t understand that Canada Post is a SERVICE and if there are “losses” the answer is to close the funding gap in order to sustainably provide that service. Or, they’re pretending to not understand so they can kill CP on purpose
"Citing “unsustainable” losses, stalled contract talks and dwindling numbers of Canadians sending letters, the federal government is giving Canada Post the go-ahead to end home delivery, close some rural post offices, and send mail by land instead of air."
#Breaking: Ottawa gives Canada Post go-ahead to end home mail delivery for everyone
September 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
As a workplace fire survivor, I think I should be allowed to skip doing a fire drill that involves going outside if it’s supposed to pour all day
September 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
When you see a silicone meat chopper in a food video, you know you’re in for some bullshit
September 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I keep getting ads to “visit South Carolina” wonder what’s up with that
August 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Hi all. It’s tremendously important that between now and Aug 19 (deadline) that you provide public comment to CSA on the newest revisions to Z94.4: selection, use, and care of respirators. For the first time ever it includes healthcare. Must make CSA account. publicreview.csa.ca/Home/Details...
Selection, use, and care of respirators (New Edition)
publicreview.csa.ca
July 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Found out today that a coworker went to the jays game last night and ate 8 $1 hotdogs with no toppings, just dipped in beer. Cannot wait to berate him when he shows up tomorrow about how his bad vibes ruined the jays’ home game win streak
July 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Friend group has become too tim robinson-coded because yes ok fine i ordered and ate a dog ice cream because i ate 2 dinners and couldn’t eat a whole ice cream cone but they really did not have to point out it was a full moon and then start calling me a werewolf. They didn’t need to do that at all!
July 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Think I finally got thru to my dad that he needs to be wearing n95 especially at urgent care/hospital appts because he asked me if I can order some more for him☺️
July 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
There is something so irritating about the subway interview man who wears the sunglasses and brown coat. Not even sure what because I can’t make it thru a whole interview
July 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Welcome to the weekend round 2
June 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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If he does Conservative policies (like he is currently doing) then he effectively has a majority in all but name.
It’s kinda remarkable how Mark Carney is governing as if he had a strong, stable majority government backed by centre-right voters when he only has a minority thanks to the support of centre-left voters
June 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Friend showed me the book she is reading that’s loosely based on Rumpelstiltskin which reminded me I used to be terrified of the story. Any time my parents read it to me I would cry and have nightmares. Something about an imp having a tantrum and stomping thru the floor really freaked me out I guess
June 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM