Liz
@lizzysometimes.bsky.social
Elizabeth is doing a good job - Su Pollard
If a butcher had to deal with customers showing photos of their previous meals, and talking about their family, before saying they have plenty of meat at home, they would feel at home on a wool stall.
June 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
If a butcher had to deal with customers showing photos of their previous meals, and talking about their family, before saying they have plenty of meat at home, they would feel at home on a wool stall.
Sorry for boring you but I'm going to be selling my wool at Calke Abbey from their very own rare breed sheep. Classy ain't it.
June 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Sorry for boring you but I'm going to be selling my wool at Calke Abbey from their very own rare breed sheep. Classy ain't it.
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Me and this big dude hanging in the backyard, getting some writing done. I put a quarter there for scale—he is large—but he lapped it up lickety split, evidently thinks I tip for amphibian company. He’s not wrong.
June 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Me and this big dude hanging in the backyard, getting some writing done. I put a quarter there for scale—he is large—but he lapped it up lickety split, evidently thinks I tip for amphibian company. He’s not wrong.
Friend got chatted up at the wool stall. Instead of saying she was married, she panicked and invented two children.
June 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Friend got chatted up at the wool stall. Instead of saying she was married, she panicked and invented two children.
He said I'm welcome to his whisky and sadly for him I can hear that squeaky cork from a different room.
June 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
He said I'm welcome to his whisky and sadly for him I can hear that squeaky cork from a different room.
My business plan this week was making an alpaca wool neck scarf during a heatwave.
June 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
My business plan this week was making an alpaca wool neck scarf during a heatwave.
God my neck hurts when I do that *does that 600 times*
June 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
God my neck hurts when I do that *does that 600 times*
Next door's westie got into garden so poor luna ran upstairs where I found her considering a leap out of front window. She's anti social like her mum.
June 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Next door's westie got into garden so poor luna ran upstairs where I found her considering a leap out of front window. She's anti social like her mum.
Picking up fleece from calke abbey tomorrow. He says they have 100 sheep so I'm nervous.
June 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Picking up fleece from calke abbey tomorrow. He says they have 100 sheep so I'm nervous.
Need to tear myself away from spinning wool. Have a very shapely right leg and a chunky old left leg.
June 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Need to tear myself away from spinning wool. Have a very shapely right leg and a chunky old left leg.
The physio gave me a plastic knuckle duster and said I could spin, see ya bluesky 😘
June 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The physio gave me a plastic knuckle duster and said I could spin, see ya bluesky 😘
Sure I had a money off voucher to wash a donkey
June 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Sure I had a money off voucher to wash a donkey
Took my arm brace off and gave arm a scratch
a woman is drinking a cup of tea from a cup while another woman looks on .
ALT: a woman is drinking a cup of tea from a cup while another woman looks on .
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June 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Took my arm brace off and gave arm a scratch
The lady of the manor wants my wool. Long live the king.
June 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
The lady of the manor wants my wool. Long live the king.
Well I did try going out, but there's only so much I can do with a book, umbrella, and one able hand.
June 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Well I did try going out, but there's only so much I can do with a book, umbrella, and one able hand.
Back from hairdresser's looking immaculate. Want to run outside and roll in a puddle.
June 17, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Back from hairdresser's looking immaculate. Want to run outside and roll in a puddle.
If I put needle through two fingers I can knit. *lies back with heroin rush*
June 17, 2025 at 8:40 AM
If I put needle through two fingers I can knit. *lies back with heroin rush*
The crows have started. One man has lost his inner cool and a hat.
June 17, 2025 at 7:50 AM
The crows have started. One man has lost his inner cool and a hat.
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Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to…
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
June 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to…
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
Spent an age trying to remember Mary Poppins without getting any further than Dorothy Perkins.
June 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Spent an age trying to remember Mary Poppins without getting any further than Dorothy Perkins.
Swear to God he just left house saying 🎵 love you 🎵 to the nesting pigeon by the door (Reginald Pigeon)
June 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Swear to God he just left house saying 🎵 love you 🎵 to the nesting pigeon by the door (Reginald Pigeon)
Don't you just hate it when an actor you respect and admire is in their own band.
June 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Don't you just hate it when an actor you respect and admire is in their own band.
We don't go to church so it was up to me to absolve sister of eating 15 creme eggs.
June 16, 2025 at 3:07 PM
We don't go to church so it was up to me to absolve sister of eating 15 creme eggs.
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okay come on you can stay focused on the specific thing you're working on for just ten minutes
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June 16, 2025 at 12:00 PM
okay come on you can stay focused on the specific thing you're working on for just ten minutes
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