Lizerdoo 💚💜
@lizerdoo.bsky.social
Internet mom/den mother to a bunch of nerds. 💜
She/her/they
She/her/they
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Twitter had to turn off its location feature within hours because thousands of prominent and "verified" MAGA accounts turned out to be foreign and I think it's hilarious that Elon was the one who exposed them all
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Twitter had to turn off its location feature within hours because thousands of prominent and "verified" MAGA accounts turned out to be foreign and I think it's hilarious that Elon was the one who exposed them all
I really want to play Amogus with frens to get all the Stardew stuff. 🥺
November 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I really want to play Amogus with frens to get all the Stardew stuff. 🥺
I'm so tired of collection calls
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I'm so tired of collection calls
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if you missed it, this is the mock-poster I made to celebrate KurtJMac reaching the Far Lands, using inspiration of national parks posters. :)
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
if you missed it, this is the mock-poster I made to celebrate KurtJMac reaching the Far Lands, using inspiration of national parks posters. :)
Glad I have therapy this morning. I'm not doing great. Just plodding along because I have to, even though it feels like things aren't going to get better.
November 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Glad I have therapy this morning. I'm not doing great. Just plodding along because I have to, even though it feels like things aren't going to get better.
"The Dazzlings walked so The Saja Boys could run."
-Abby
I'm dying 🤣
-Abby
I'm dying 🤣
a cartoon girl with a crown on her head is making a heart with her hands
ALT: a cartoon girl with a crown on her head is making a heart with her hands
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October 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
"The Dazzlings walked so The Saja Boys could run."
-Abby
I'm dying 🤣
-Abby
I'm dying 🤣
I love you, Timehop 💜
October 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I love you, Timehop 💜
Yep, I haven't even fully recovered from the post covid bronchitis, and now I have something else.
I'm so tired, fam. 😩
I'm so tired, fam. 😩
October 12, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Yep, I haven't even fully recovered from the post covid bronchitis, and now I have something else.
I'm so tired, fam. 😩
I'm so tired, fam. 😩
I hate asking for help, but we're really behind on bills and life keeps piling it on.
If anyone is able, it is greatly appreciated. It's hard out here for everyone right now, positive vibes are also a blessing.
Really wish we could catch a break. 😞
Paypal.me/lizerdoo
If anyone is able, it is greatly appreciated. It's hard out here for everyone right now, positive vibes are also a blessing.
Really wish we could catch a break. 😞
Paypal.me/lizerdoo
October 4, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I hate asking for help, but we're really behind on bills and life keeps piling it on.
If anyone is able, it is greatly appreciated. It's hard out here for everyone right now, positive vibes are also a blessing.
Really wish we could catch a break. 😞
Paypal.me/lizerdoo
If anyone is able, it is greatly appreciated. It's hard out here for everyone right now, positive vibes are also a blessing.
Really wish we could catch a break. 😞
Paypal.me/lizerdoo
"I can make deals with the devil because my dick's bigger"
THE CACKLE I JUST CACKLED
THE CACKLE I JUST CACKLED
October 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
"I can make deals with the devil because my dick's bigger"
THE CACKLE I JUST CACKLED
THE CACKLE I JUST CACKLED
Why do people who are douchebags to their sweet dogs get to keep them for a long time, but I lose my babies to cancer when we haven't had enough years together?
September 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Why do people who are douchebags to their sweet dogs get to keep them for a long time, but I lose my babies to cancer when we haven't had enough years together?
Steroid nebulizer, my beloved.
September 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Steroid nebulizer, my beloved.
No sleep, only cough.
September 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
No sleep, only cough.
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Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today.
Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943.
Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s.
Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.
Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943.
Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s.
Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.
September 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today.
Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943.
Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s.
Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.
Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943.
Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s.
Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.
First call from my mother, surprisingly fine, little abrupt, but doesn't say anything awful. Wow!
Immediately calls a second time, this time raving up and down how I should "go get ivermectin because it's proven to kill cancer!".
I will never fucking understand. 😞
Immediately calls a second time, this time raving up and down how I should "go get ivermectin because it's proven to kill cancer!".
I will never fucking understand. 😞
September 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
First call from my mother, surprisingly fine, little abrupt, but doesn't say anything awful. Wow!
Immediately calls a second time, this time raving up and down how I should "go get ivermectin because it's proven to kill cancer!".
I will never fucking understand. 😞
Immediately calls a second time, this time raving up and down how I should "go get ivermectin because it's proven to kill cancer!".
I will never fucking understand. 😞
Covid vs. Liz
Round 2.
Round 2.
a woman in a suit says everything hurts and i 'm dying .
ALT: a woman in a suit says everything hurts and i 'm dying .
media.tenor.com
September 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Covid vs. Liz
Round 2.
Round 2.
My mother was praying the blood of Jesus over us when Abby and I went in Hot Topic.
September 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
My mother was praying the blood of Jesus over us when Abby and I went in Hot Topic.
🤞 I hope zero heads of state show up to the funeral... Just Putin and Elon laying on/beside the casket like loyal dogs.
August 30, 2025 at 1:54 PM
🤞 I hope zero heads of state show up to the funeral... Just Putin and Elon laying on/beside the casket like loyal dogs.
😎 Weekend at Donnie's.
August 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
😎 Weekend at Donnie's.
"This is the Pentagon. We are at Defcon 1. Operation Robo-Hitler is a go."
August 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
"This is the Pentagon. We are at Defcon 1. Operation Robo-Hitler is a go."
"We can rebuild him, we have the technology."
Bro was already braindead, can we PLEASE get a DNR up in here?
Bro was already braindead, can we PLEASE get a DNR up in here?
August 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
"We can rebuild him, we have the technology."
Bro was already braindead, can we PLEASE get a DNR up in here?
Bro was already braindead, can we PLEASE get a DNR up in here?
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melania constantly refreshing the tl
August 30, 2025 at 6:55 AM
melania constantly refreshing the tl
We love bursting into tears in the freaking freezer aisle at the store. 😮💨
August 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
We love bursting into tears in the freaking freezer aisle at the store. 😮💨
The older I get, the fewer foods I can eat.
August 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The older I get, the fewer foods I can eat.
My morbid curiosity wondering if you can poke a needle into a subdermal hematoma to drain it the way I've seen people do with cellulitis.
Yes, I'm once again staring at a huge, delightfully colourful bruise on my knee.
Yes, I'm once again staring at a huge, delightfully colourful bruise on my knee.
August 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
My morbid curiosity wondering if you can poke a needle into a subdermal hematoma to drain it the way I've seen people do with cellulitis.
Yes, I'm once again staring at a huge, delightfully colourful bruise on my knee.
Yes, I'm once again staring at a huge, delightfully colourful bruise on my knee.