Mike Says No
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Oh, your hockey team doesn’t have a Phish night? That’s a shame. www.nhl.com/flyers/news/...
Philadelphia Flyers to Host First-Ever
The Philadelphia Flyers will host the first-ever “Phish Night at the Flyers” at Xfinity Mobile Arena on Thursday, January 8, when the Flyers host the Toronto Maple Leafs at 7 p.m.
www.nhl.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Oh, your hockey team doesn’t have a Phish night? That’s a shame. www.nhl.com/flyers/news/...
We’re currently dealing with 7 of these.
October 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
We’re currently dealing with 7 of these.
This guy’s deity was real, he would be struck by lightning for lying through his teeth like this. Republicans haven’t done fuck-all on healthcare other than yanking it away from people. Facts.
Mike Johnson: "Let me look right into the camera and tell you very clearly: Republicans are the ones concerned about healthcare. Republicans are the party working around the clock everyday to fix healthcare. This is not talking points for us: we've done it."
October 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
This guy’s deity was real, he would be struck by lightning for lying through his teeth like this. Republicans haven’t done fuck-all on healthcare other than yanking it away from people. Facts.
These little guys have almost doubled in weight inside a week.
October 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
These little guys have almost doubled in weight inside a week.
These little guys are still tiny but they’re growing quick.
October 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
These little guys are still tiny but they’re growing quick.
Well done.
generals gathered in their masses/president calls them all fatasses
October 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Well done.
Grateful paint! The marketing never stopped.
September 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Grateful paint! The marketing never stopped.
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People of Illinois, we need your help.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
September 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
People of Illinois, we need your help.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
Get your cell phones out – record what you see. Put it on social media. Peacefully ask for badge numbers and identification. Speak up for your neighbors.
We need to let the world know this is happening – and that we won’t stand for it.
The daily kitten update.
September 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The daily kitten update.
I’ve spent most of the day with the mama cat and her babies sitting on a cement basement floor and I will be paying a hefty price for that.
September 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I’ve spent most of the day with the mama cat and her babies sitting on a cement basement floor and I will be paying a hefty price for that.
The pregnant cat we took in after my neighbors abandoned her just had her first kitten. A calico. More on the way.
September 28, 2025 at 1:12 PM
The pregnant cat we took in after my neighbors abandoned her just had her first kitten. A calico. More on the way.
The More You Know
September 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The More You Know
I know it’s very unlikely that @phish ever sees this, bit the on sale process is just unacceptable at this point. When you can get stuck in a queue with 145,000 people ahead of you, like I did, that process favors bots and scalpers and leaves fans out in the cold. There’s got to be a better way.
September 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I know it’s very unlikely that @phish ever sees this, bit the on sale process is just unacceptable at this point. When you can get stuck in a queue with 145,000 people ahead of you, like I did, that process favors bots and scalpers and leaves fans out in the cold. There’s got to be a better way.
There aren’t words to describe how much I love the entire UN General Assembly walking out on Bibi.
September 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
There aren’t words to describe how much I love the entire UN General Assembly walking out on Bibi.
If you like Phish references in deposition transcripts, here’s me cross examining a defense expert’s cockamamie theory in a ladder accident case.
September 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If you like Phish references in deposition transcripts, here’s me cross examining a defense expert’s cockamamie theory in a ladder accident case.
Antivaxxers losing their shit because RFK Jr. blamed the wrong thing for autism is my new kink.
arstechnica.com/health/2025/...
arstechnica.com/health/2025/...
Anti-vaccine groups melt down over RFK Jr. linking autism to Tylenol
“THIS WAS NOT CAUSED BY TYLENOL” Kennedy’s anti-vaccine group retweeted.
arstechnica.com
September 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Antivaxxers losing their shit because RFK Jr. blamed the wrong thing for autism is my new kink.
arstechnica.com/health/2025/...
arstechnica.com/health/2025/...
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Charlie Kirk's memorial service overloaded Grindr, as expected. That's a big closet.
September 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Charlie Kirk's memorial service overloaded Grindr, as expected. That's a big closet.
Has anyone heard anything about the apparent homicide outside Hampton Colosseum last night? How horrible.
September 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Has anyone heard anything about the apparent homicide outside Hampton Colosseum last night? How horrible.
The very pregnant cat my neighbors abandoned when they moved. She’s living in my basement now so that she can have a safe place to have her kittens.
September 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The very pregnant cat my neighbors abandoned when they moved. She’s living in my basement now so that she can have a safe place to have her kittens.
Fuck yeah brother.
September 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Fuck yeah brother.
If you’re one of the lucky survivors, mazel tov. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Trump Claimed 300 Million People Died From Drugs Last Year, And Everyone's Making The Same Joke
"RIP Imaginary Americans. You deserved better."
www.yahoo.com
September 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
If you’re one of the lucky survivors, mazel tov. www.yahoo.com/news/article...