Lima Bean
@limabean.bsky.social
The chemical burn from the spiral perm
If anyone's wondering, this is my work Dad
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
If anyone's wondering, this is my work Dad
Hey guys. Something very different from me. Really need some help for a model for a job interview. If you're in London please share? Thank you!
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Hey guys. Something very different from me. Really need some help for a model for a job interview. If you're in London please share? Thank you!
Bathroom mirror doing bits
November 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Bathroom mirror doing bits
First paragraph is a bit trite but it's nice to write again
November 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
First paragraph is a bit trite but it's nice to write again
Trying to lose fat makes me so miserable. I can't function on 2k calories at the moment. I'm too busy. I'm just going to keep gymming til I'm a massive bear. 😂
November 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Trying to lose fat makes me so miserable. I can't function on 2k calories at the moment. I'm too busy. I'm just going to keep gymming til I'm a massive bear. 😂
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White House Maid Shrieks After Spotting Melania On Ceiling
White House Maid Shrieks After Spotting Melania On Ceiling
WASHINGTON—Expressing horror as an unidentified slimy substance dripped on her shoulder from above, White House maid Carla Ovares reportedly shrieked Tuesday after spotting first lady Melania Trump on...
theonion.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
White House Maid Shrieks After Spotting Melania On Ceiling
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Food insecurity is ALWAYS a political choice. Famine is ALWAYS manmade. People go hungry because of other people’s decisions. We have more than enough food for everyone, and enormous amounts of it are wasted—literally thrown in the garbage—on purpose.
October 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Food insecurity is ALWAYS a political choice. Famine is ALWAYS manmade. People go hungry because of other people’s decisions. We have more than enough food for everyone, and enormous amounts of it are wasted—literally thrown in the garbage—on purpose.
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Don’t give an inch, don’t show weakness, stand your ground.
October 23, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Don’t give an inch, don’t show weakness, stand your ground.
Drew is the best trainer I've ever had. Don't miss out.
Ok I'm writing gym programmes today. Who wants one?
aspland.fit
aspland.fit
October 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Drew is the best trainer I've ever had. Don't miss out.
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Quote a photo where your booty is looking extra plump 👀
October 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Quote a photo where your booty is looking extra plump 👀
He fell asleep on my hand 😭
October 4, 2025 at 9:28 PM
He fell asleep on my hand 😭
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The new Superman movie might be the worst film I've ever seen
October 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The new Superman movie might be the worst film I've ever seen
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I can’t imagine not being caged anymore.
F*gs should always be locked 🔒
F*gs should always be locked 🔒
February 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I can’t imagine not being caged anymore.
F*gs should always be locked 🔒
F*gs should always be locked 🔒
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It seems to me that what Morgan has very obviously done here is considerably worse than the stuff that had coppers storming through Nicola Sturgeon’s front door and digging up her back garden live on national television, and everyone is saying it’s old news and there’s nothing much to see.
September 28, 2025 at 8:45 AM
It seems to me that what Morgan has very obviously done here is considerably worse than the stuff that had coppers storming through Nicola Sturgeon’s front door and digging up her back garden live on national television, and everyone is saying it’s old news and there’s nothing much to see.
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Nish Kumar, "What is the Green Party's vision for how we redraw the economy of this country?"
Zack Polanski, "The first thing is to have a big conversation about public ownership"
"Nothing we need, and need to use, should be in private hands. All of our utilities should be nationalised"
Zack Polanski, "The first thing is to have a big conversation about public ownership"
"Nothing we need, and need to use, should be in private hands. All of our utilities should be nationalised"
September 27, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Nish Kumar, "What is the Green Party's vision for how we redraw the economy of this country?"
Zack Polanski, "The first thing is to have a big conversation about public ownership"
"Nothing we need, and need to use, should be in private hands. All of our utilities should be nationalised"
Zack Polanski, "The first thing is to have a big conversation about public ownership"
"Nothing we need, and need to use, should be in private hands. All of our utilities should be nationalised"
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Keir Starmer says he's offering us "patriotic renewal" to "build our country."
But we know the fundamental problem is a tiny few have the wealth and power.
Time for us to take it back.
But we know the fundamental problem is a tiny few have the wealth and power.
Time for us to take it back.
September 26, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Keir Starmer says he's offering us "patriotic renewal" to "build our country."
But we know the fundamental problem is a tiny few have the wealth and power.
Time for us to take it back.
But we know the fundamental problem is a tiny few have the wealth and power.
Time for us to take it back.
Gays of Grindr, I gotta ask... Why are you tapping me, then ignoring me when I message? Like... What are we doing?
September 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Gays of Grindr, I gotta ask... Why are you tapping me, then ignoring me when I message? Like... What are we doing?
I liked my eyes in this one 💙
September 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I liked my eyes in this one 💙
If the Telegraph don't like him then I know for sure he's my guy!
September 13, 2025 at 9:05 AM
If the Telegraph don't like him then I know for sure he's my guy!