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liljune8639.bsky.social
Thank you, Jesus, for liquor
@liljune8639.bsky.social
I am a self-proclaimed Social Media Journalist who share my thoughts and opinions on a variety of topics. My tweets often have a humorous and sarcastic tone 🏳️‍🌈
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Congratulations to me. This has been quite the journey. But I did it. #Classof2024
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January 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
January 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I didn’t ask if you was top. I asked do you top. There’s a difference
January 2, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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you tell a nigga you got a praise kink, now he wanna good girl you to death.

nigga come up with some affirmations, tell me 3 things you like about me everyday, get to barking in these ig dms. clock tf in nigga.

talm about some good girl. MOVE
December 28, 2024 at 12:11 PM
What a whirlwind of a 2024! I left a toxic job, found another job that I didn’t enjoy, got into a relationship, broke up, lost weight, went to New York City, got back together with the same person (I know, I know), got another job that I absolutely love, and graduated with honors
December 28, 2024 at 8:40 PM
270 to 156. All taken this morning
December 27, 2024 at 10:09 PM
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This work week really should’ve came with a side of gettin ate like a steak.
December 18, 2024 at 5:11 AM
Congratulations to me. This has been quite the journey. But I did it. #Classof2024
December 18, 2024 at 1:04 PM
I really lost a 100 plus pounds
December 10, 2024 at 1:47 AM
I need to be more active on here
December 10, 2024 at 1:42 AM
I need to figure out what to do with all this turkey left over. I would do gumbo….but rice. I haven’t had rice since before my surgery.
December 2, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Having her own brother’s (I know the real twist) bastard baby. Eve your slip is showing. #Passions
November 24, 2024 at 5:08 PM
They got me in this office for training 😡
November 19, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Blocked my first account on here. Keep that fatphobia on X
November 16, 2024 at 12:37 AM
After getting in trouble
November 15, 2024 at 9:49 PM
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BlueSky is filling a void that 35+ up been looking for. Social media should be a cool distraction. Not stressful and annoying. Folks wanna laugh and have healthy banter and wit and sarcasm. A feeling of community. Not all these bots and ads and weird ass algorithms and engagement farming
November 15, 2024 at 3:51 AM
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Black Twitter floated into the Blue Sky and said
November 15, 2024 at 2:01 PM
November 15, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.
November 15, 2024 at 4:41 AM
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
November 15, 2024 at 12:49 PM
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The colorist pg watching yall get comfortable.
November 13, 2024 at 11:57 PM
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That’s just part of my English language 😭
November 15, 2024 at 4:15 AM
A bottom’s worst nightmare: “So, do you use it?” #addtoblackgaysky
November 15, 2024 at 4:41 AM
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6 y/o nephew: "Uncle Mike why you don't have a wife?"

Me: "I'm gay."

Nephew: "What that mean?"

Me: "I like men not women."

Nephew: *silence*......."So why don't you have a husband?"

Me:
November 15, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Ain’t never turn it off. I live in Texas.
somebody out here still sleeping with the fan on in November 😭
November 15, 2024 at 3:45 AM