Liger Tamer 🦁🐯
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I don’t know shit about fuck, but I know I goddamn hate using Excel for ANYTHING. I’d rather put a photo on a Word doc.
April 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I don’t know shit about fuck, but I know I goddamn hate using Excel for ANYTHING. I’d rather put a photo on a Word doc.
Could you fucking imagine being that fuckwit Pete Hegseth and having to go to work at the pentagon every day? How has nobody done something bad to him yet, are we training a bunch of useless tools of war who can’t detect a fucking threat right in front of them?
April 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Could you fucking imagine being that fuckwit Pete Hegseth and having to go to work at the pentagon every day? How has nobody done something bad to him yet, are we training a bunch of useless tools of war who can’t detect a fucking threat right in front of them?
Sometimes I’ll walk by the desk of the hottest person in the office and fart just to give the rest of these sloppy fucks a fighting chance.
April 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Sometimes I’ll walk by the desk of the hottest person in the office and fart just to give the rest of these sloppy fucks a fighting chance.
Text tickles = when you send a good joke via SMS
April 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Text tickles = when you send a good joke via SMS
When she sings Tame Impala in the shower 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
April 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
When she sings Tame Impala in the shower 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I, Famously Good President Herbert Hoover, Am Imposing Tariffs to Bolster Domestic Manufacturing www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-f...
I, Famously Good President Herbert Hoover, Am Imposing Tariffs to Bolster Domestic Manufacturing
“President Herbert Hoover signed the Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act in 1930, even as many economists warned that the levies would prompt retaliatory tarif...
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April 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I, Famously Good President Herbert Hoover, Am Imposing Tariffs to Bolster Domestic Manufacturing www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-f...
Kid Rock is coming to wichita this year, I wonder if we pegged him with piss-filled water balloons if his odor would improve.
April 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Kid Rock is coming to wichita this year, I wonder if we pegged him with piss-filled water balloons if his odor would improve.
Where do I get more manic spring enthusiasm? I’m not done with this feeling yet.
April 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Where do I get more manic spring enthusiasm? I’m not done with this feeling yet.
Who puts the perv in impervious?
April 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Who puts the perv in impervious?
Protesting is for rich assholes who can afford to fuck with jail. Keep your powder dry for the rioting and class war.
April 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Protesting is for rich assholes who can afford to fuck with jail. Keep your powder dry for the rioting and class war.
We may not have the illusion of a democracy anymore, but at least we have weird ass 00s indie. open.spotify.com/track/0TRKCq...
Those Dancing Days
Those Dancing Days · In Our Space Hero Suits · Song · 2008
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April 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
We may not have the illusion of a democracy anymore, but at least we have weird ass 00s indie. open.spotify.com/track/0TRKCq...
Sonic, but with drag queens on roller skates
April 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Sonic, but with drag queens on roller skates
The dope with the MAGA hat is going to be fighting right alongside their progressive countrymen before this is all over, so build community and disregard divisive propaganda.
April 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The dope with the MAGA hat is going to be fighting right alongside their progressive countrymen before this is all over, so build community and disregard divisive propaganda.
“Give your balls a hug”
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April 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
“Give your balls a hug”
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#RejectedMarketingSlogans
Responding to stupidity with fake enthusiasm has been a lifesaver at several jobs.
March 31, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Responding to stupidity with fake enthusiasm has been a lifesaver at several jobs.
Facebook groups with 13 trillion members and named goofy shit like “USA AWESOME FLAG” really want to show me some of the dumbest propaganda imaginable today.
March 31, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Facebook groups with 13 trillion members and named goofy shit like “USA AWESOME FLAG” really want to show me some of the dumbest propaganda imaginable today.
Fuck a protest, keep your powder dry for when the real shit starts to happen.
March 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Fuck a protest, keep your powder dry for when the real shit starts to happen.
THAT’S WHAT BOOFING IS? 😂
March 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
THAT’S WHAT BOOFING IS? 😂
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Apathy will be the death of everything.
March 27, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Apathy will be the death of everything.
More like gashism
March 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
More like gashism
You know what I love about a Jack Reacher story? All the assholes die.
March 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
You know what I love about a Jack Reacher story? All the assholes die.
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I am so excited for 1789 France Energy to hit America with the force of a hurricane.
Get to it America!! I’ll come over and volunteer to hand out the pitchforks.
Get to it America!! I’ll come over and volunteer to hand out the pitchforks.
March 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I am so excited for 1789 France Energy to hit America with the force of a hurricane.
Get to it America!! I’ll come over and volunteer to hand out the pitchforks.
Get to it America!! I’ll come over and volunteer to hand out the pitchforks.
Pete Hegsfuck drinks Military Special vodka before spilling military secrets, just like they taught us in those infosec training videos.
March 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Pete Hegsfuck drinks Military Special vodka before spilling military secrets, just like they taught us in those infosec training videos.
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HEGSETH: was it tora bora or bora bora where bin laden was hiding?
WALTZ: tora bora.
HEGSETH: shit.
HEGSETH: do me a favor don't turn on the lying MSM for the next bit then
MIKE WALTZ: 💩 🤣
"Pete Hegseth" has added "Jeff Goldblum"
WALTZ: tora bora.
HEGSETH: shit.
HEGSETH: do me a favor don't turn on the lying MSM for the next bit then
MIKE WALTZ: 💩 🤣
"Pete Hegseth" has added "Jeff Goldblum"
The Plan to Bomb the Middle East Finally Made It Out of the Group Chat
“The encrypted chat app [Signal] beloved by Elon Musk and foreign dissidents has been embraced by federal government workers, DOGE and military pla...
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March 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
HEGSETH: was it tora bora or bora bora where bin laden was hiding?
WALTZ: tora bora.
HEGSETH: shit.
HEGSETH: do me a favor don't turn on the lying MSM for the next bit then
MIKE WALTZ: 💩 🤣
"Pete Hegseth" has added "Jeff Goldblum"
WALTZ: tora bora.
HEGSETH: shit.
HEGSETH: do me a favor don't turn on the lying MSM for the next bit then
MIKE WALTZ: 💩 🤣
"Pete Hegseth" has added "Jeff Goldblum"