Typo Mary
@libralibre.bsky.social
Professional Book Pusher. Cat wrangler. All opinions objectively correct.
I'd really appreciate it if someone could explain Daylight Savings to my cat.
November 3, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I'd really appreciate it if someone could explain Daylight Savings to my cat.
Today the babysitter was like "Aw, he's kissing me" and I had to explain that no, I accidentally trained Kaijubaby to bite faces.
April 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Today the babysitter was like "Aw, he's kissing me" and I had to explain that no, I accidentally trained Kaijubaby to bite faces.
Doing anything as a parent like "Hi, this better not be formative for you.'
March 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Doing anything as a parent like "Hi, this better not be formative for you.'
Me feeding offspring: And here we have a delightful nipple-forward vintage, bottled last Wednesday. Does Sir find it to his liking?
Baby: [Throws it on the floor]
Me: very good sir, I shall fetch another.
Baby: [Throws it on the floor]
Me: very good sir, I shall fetch another.
January 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Me feeding offspring: And here we have a delightful nipple-forward vintage, bottled last Wednesday. Does Sir find it to his liking?
Baby: [Throws it on the floor]
Me: very good sir, I shall fetch another.
Baby: [Throws it on the floor]
Me: very good sir, I shall fetch another.
Optimist: the cup is half full
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Terry Pratchett: The cup might be half empty, half full, or both at once depending on what's in the cup, how many you have drunk, and how cross-eyed you were made in the process.
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Terry Pratchett: The cup might be half empty, half full, or both at once depending on what's in the cup, how many you have drunk, and how cross-eyed you were made in the process.
Optimist: the cup is half full
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Charles Dickens: It was the best of cups, it was the worst of cups, it was the cup of wisdom, it was the cup of foolishness, it was the mug of Light, it was the beer stein of Darkness
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Charles Dickens: It was the best of cups, it was the worst of cups, it was the cup of wisdom, it was the cup of foolishness, it was the mug of Light, it was the beer stein of Darkness
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Science Fiction Writer: The cup is a crystalline super computer and the liquid is hyperintelligent, they want to know why humanity should be allowed to exist, you have 30 minutes to respond and the answer must be danced by a cat
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Science Fiction Writer: The cup is a crystalline super computer and the liquid is hyperintelligent, they want to know why humanity should be allowed to exist, you have 30 minutes to respond and the answer must be danced by a cat
November 24, 2024 at 6:31 AM
Optimist: the cup is half full
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Terry Pratchett: The cup might be half empty, half full, or both at once depending on what's in the cup, how many you have drunk, and how cross-eyed you were made in the process.
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Terry Pratchett: The cup might be half empty, half full, or both at once depending on what's in the cup, how many you have drunk, and how cross-eyed you were made in the process.