Luca Varo
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Luca Varo
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🎙️ Voice Actor | 👨‍👧 Family Man | 🤓 Fantasy & Sci-Fi Nerd | 🍕 Fueled by Pizza | Posts may include dramatic tellings of insignificant events.
Friends, I love ya, but if you send me multiple videos a day, they’re getting filed under “homework”. Can we just go back to memes and gifs so I can get out of social debt, or do I already sound like a grumpy old man?
October 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Dammit…I love the MTG x TMNT crossover…
October 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I really can’t even begin to explain how much I want more of Paul Ruddish’s Mickey Mouse…
October 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Inadvertently or not, whatever 4D chess move Cracker Barrel just pulled actually worked on me…now I’m just thinking about how I want their food.
August 27, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Today I learned that if I blend a little bit of peanut butter, a banana, blueberries, coconut yogurt and almond milk…my daughter thinks she’s having dessert for breakfast!

Even snuck some spinach in there. 😎
August 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Why am I suddenly sitting down and reading the flyer from Trader Joe’s…and enjoying it?!
August 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Temporary post-move solution, but should get the job done for the next couple of weeks!
August 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
My toddler will go from being sick and groggy to being excited and energetically bouncing around in less than five minutes and I just wish she would make up her mind already.
August 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I love me some good ol’ Pixar, but my goodness…Toy Story 2 is still just next level.
July 31, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Graphic tee life…
July 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I am so excited to be done with wallpaper forever…
July 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I’ve been a grumpy old man since I was 3. It is what it is.
July 22, 2025 at 1:34 PM
If you put your leftover pizza in the microwave, we need to have a serious discussion…
July 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Rest in peace, my favorite cereal…Chocolate Peanut Butter Cheerios, you were my one and only…
July 19, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I am so not used to eating at fancy restaurants. I completely wolfed down my salmon yesterday only to realize everyone else was about a third of the way done with their plates.
July 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I’m pumped for Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey, but I also have to admit that it feels like one of those troll posts where someone attaches a big name director and every working A-lister under the sun to adapt a major epic. Haha!
July 16, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Starting to plot out the vocal booth. Going to build one instead of going with a commercial ready option. Triple walled, sound isolated and purpose built for voiceover.

I won’t be physically building it until our basement is finished, but I will be documenting the entire process in epic tees.
July 15, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Someone help me…
July 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Confession…I thought that I was watching Bluey with my wife and toddler, only to realize they’d left the room several minutes prior and I’d just been watching the show by myself that entire time.

Also, this may or may not have not been the first time…
July 14, 2025 at 12:04 PM