lertsenem
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Shitposts and leftism, in english and en français.
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I'm both laughing and crying.
Please, please stop using that crap for translating stuff it's ridiculous.
#videogames #translationfail
Please, please stop using that crap for translating stuff it's ridiculous.
#videogames #translationfail
December 22, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I'm both laughing and crying.
Please, please stop using that crap for translating stuff it's ridiculous.
#videogames #translationfail
Please, please stop using that crap for translating stuff it's ridiculous.
#videogames #translationfail
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This is a public service announcement to **never** ever use Oracle
February 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This is a public service announcement to **never** ever use Oracle
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Concept : human.txt, un équivalent de robots.txt mais pour indiquer les réponses potentielles attendues à un toot. Ex :
> Please do not hit reply to tell me about the first shit you googled. I had specific technical questions and would like specific technical answers, not vibes.
> Please do not hit reply to tell me about the first shit you googled. I had specific technical questions and would like specific technical answers, not vibes.
December 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Concept : human.txt, un équivalent de robots.txt mais pour indiquer les réponses potentielles attendues à un toot. Ex :
> Please do not hit reply to tell me about the first shit you googled. I had specific technical questions and would like specific technical answers, not vibes.
> Please do not hit reply to tell me about the first shit you googled. I had specific technical questions and would like specific technical answers, not vibes.
[frpol, Brigitte Macron, salesconnes]
à propos de la séquence #salesconnes de Brigitte Macron et Abittan, l'avis de Valérie Rey-Robert me semble (comme souvent) très pertinent.
> Ce déplacement doit nous alerter sur un point précis : le féminisme n’est plus seulement combattu, il est parasité […]
à propos de la séquence #salesconnes de Brigitte Macron et Abittan, l'avis de Valérie Rey-Robert me semble (comme souvent) très pertinent.
> Ce déplacement doit nous alerter sur un point précis : le féminisme n’est plus seulement combattu, il est parasité […]
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December 11, 2025 at 9:22 AM
[frpol, Brigitte Macron, salesconnes]
à propos de la séquence #salesconnes de Brigitte Macron et Abittan, l'avis de Valérie Rey-Robert me semble (comme souvent) très pertinent.
> Ce déplacement doit nous alerter sur un point précis : le féminisme n’est plus seulement combattu, il est parasité […]
à propos de la séquence #salesconnes de Brigitte Macron et Abittan, l'avis de Valérie Rey-Robert me semble (comme souvent) très pertinent.
> Ce déplacement doit nous alerter sur un point précis : le féminisme n’est plus seulement combattu, il est parasité […]
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Ok well turns out _Showy Homes_ by Blookerstein is the GOTY actually. Sorry to Hades 2, Silksong, Blue Prince and Expedition 33, you've been bested by a ~10mn game.
Showy Homes by Blookerstein
Short word puzzle with a twist
blookerstein.itch.io
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Ok well turns out _Showy Homes_ by Blookerstein is the GOTY actually. Sorry to Hades 2, Silksong, Blue Prince and Expedition 33, you've been bested by a ~10mn game.
Ok well turns out _Showy Homes_ by Blookerstein is the GOTY actually. Sorry to Hades 2, Silksong, Blue Prince and Expedition 33, you've been bested by a ~10mn game.
Showy Homes by Blookerstein
Short word puzzle with a twist
blookerstein.itch.io
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Ok well turns out _Showy Homes_ by Blookerstein is the GOTY actually. Sorry to Hades 2, Silksong, Blue Prince and Expedition 33, you've been bested by a ~10mn game.
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Encore du beurre et du sucre et tout le monde réalisera que Bardella est une tronche de cake.
December 3, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Encore du beurre et du sucre et tout le monde réalisera que Bardella est une tronche de cake.
Responding "Noice! 😏" to 6-7 people confuses them a lot, apparently. I think it's because they suddenly realize they can't correct me without explaining both memes, which would be extremely awkward.
Anyway I love playing "grandpa tries to be cool".
Anyway I love playing "grandpa tries to be cool".
December 1, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Responding "Noice! 😏" to 6-7 people confuses them a lot, apparently. I think it's because they suddenly realize they can't correct me without explaining both memes, which would be extremely awkward.
Anyway I love playing "grandpa tries to be cool".
Anyway I love playing "grandpa tries to be cool".
ilyadesnewsquirendentlesmile.jpg
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
ilyadesnewsquirendentlesmile.jpg
Here, I think my regexp can capture >95% of security-related software names.
`^c(rypto?|y(b|ph)er)(trust|guard|shield|ark|vault|net|sec)$`
`^c(rypto?|y(b|ph)er)(trust|guard|shield|ark|vault|net|sec)$`
November 26, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Here, I think my regexp can capture >95% of security-related software names.
`^c(rypto?|y(b|ph)er)(trust|guard|shield|ark|vault|net|sec)$`
`^c(rypto?|y(b|ph)er)(trust|guard|shield|ark|vault|net|sec)$`
Petite #reco du jour : le docu _Je vais te tuer_ sur Arte.
Des vidéos de comparutions d'hommes passants au tribunal pour des violences à l'endroit de leurs épouses. Il s'agit le plus souvent de violences verbales et psychologiques (contrôle coercitif) […]
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Des vidéos de comparutions d'hommes passants au tribunal pour des violences à l'endroit de leurs épouses. Il s'agit le plus souvent de violences verbales et psychologiques (contrôle coercitif) […]
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November 26, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Petite #reco du jour : le docu _Je vais te tuer_ sur Arte.
Des vidéos de comparutions d'hommes passants au tribunal pour des violences à l'endroit de leurs épouses. Il s'agit le plus souvent de violences verbales et psychologiques (contrôle coercitif) […]
[Original post on mastodon.lertsenem.com]
Des vidéos de comparutions d'hommes passants au tribunal pour des violences à l'endroit de leurs épouses. Il s'agit le plus souvent de violences verbales et psychologiques (contrôle coercitif) […]
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How far will it go this time?
This post from #mastodon can reach the whole #fediverse, #bluesky & more.
That's #sharkey, #misskey, #pixelfed, #mbin, #lemmy, #friendica, #hometown, #Akkoma…
If you see it, please share it.
#socialmedia !fediverse@piefed.social
This post from #mastodon can reach the whole #fediverse, #bluesky & more.
That's #sharkey, #misskey, #pixelfed, #mbin, #lemmy, #friendica, #hometown, #Akkoma…
If you see it, please share it.
#socialmedia !fediverse@piefed.social
November 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
How far will it go this time?
This post from #mastodon can reach the whole #fediverse, #bluesky & more.
That's #sharkey, #misskey, #pixelfed, #mbin, #lemmy, #friendica, #hometown, #Akkoma…
If you see it, please share it.
#socialmedia !fediverse@piefed.social
This post from #mastodon can reach the whole #fediverse, #bluesky & more.
That's #sharkey, #misskey, #pixelfed, #mbin, #lemmy, #friendica, #hometown, #Akkoma…
If you see it, please share it.
#socialmedia !fediverse@piefed.social
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You circular reference. You denormalized database. You sparse-ass matrix. You fragmented fucking disk. You absolute BUBBLE sort. I can keep going because, you see, I actually have a real computer science degree
November 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
You circular reference. You denormalized database. You sparse-ass matrix. You fragmented fucking disk. You absolute BUBBLE sort. I can keep going because, you see, I actually have a real computer science degree
Remember: 100% of people confusing correlation and causation **die** , so don't be one of them.
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Remember: 100% of people confusing correlation and causation **die** , so don't be one of them.
Au bac une fois le sujet c'était "Qu'est-ce que l'audace ?"
Il y a un élève qui est sorti au bout de 5mn.
Il avait juste écrit _"c'est de reprocher au PS d'avoir voté les pleins pouvoir à Pétain alors qu'on est chef d'un parti fondé par des SS"_.
#frpol
Il y a un élève qui est sorti au bout de 5mn.
Il avait juste écrit _"c'est de reprocher au PS d'avoir voté les pleins pouvoir à Pétain alors qu'on est chef d'un parti fondé par des SS"_.
#frpol
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Au bac une fois le sujet c'était "Qu'est-ce que l'audace ?"
Il y a un élève qui est sorti au bout de 5mn.
Il avait juste écrit _"c'est de reprocher au PS d'avoir voté les pleins pouvoir à Pétain alors qu'on est chef d'un parti fondé par des SS"_.
#frpol
Il y a un élève qui est sorti au bout de 5mn.
Il avait juste écrit _"c'est de reprocher au PS d'avoir voté les pleins pouvoir à Pétain alors qu'on est chef d'un parti fondé par des SS"_.
#frpol
Still amazed how the Internet was conceived as an amazing distributed network capable to recover from catastrophic failures by rerouting traffic and such. And then everyone put their website behind fucking cloudflare lol.
November 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Still amazed how the Internet was conceived as an amazing distributed network capable to recover from catastrophic failures by rerouting traffic and such. And then everyone put their website behind fucking cloudflare lol.
You gotta love how naively logical organisations hierarchies work in shonens.
Obviously a higher-up is at their positiln because they can beat all of their subordinates in a fight. Otherwise the people at the base would just rebel against their oppressors, see? It wouldn't make sense for a […]
Obviously a higher-up is at their positiln because they can beat all of their subordinates in a fight. Otherwise the people at the base would just rebel against their oppressors, see? It wouldn't make sense for a […]
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November 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
You gotta love how naively logical organisations hierarchies work in shonens.
Obviously a higher-up is at their positiln because they can beat all of their subordinates in a fight. Otherwise the people at the base would just rebel against their oppressors, see? It wouldn't make sense for a […]
Obviously a higher-up is at their positiln because they can beat all of their subordinates in a fight. Otherwise the people at the base would just rebel against their oppressors, see? It wouldn't make sense for a […]
As one of the five persons that bought and liked a #steammachine back in 2015 and still own and use 2 old #steamcontroller, I'm quite surprised but delighted nonetheless to see people getting hyped for those new versions.
November 13, 2025 at 9:19 AM
As one of the five persons that bought and liked a #steammachine back in 2015 and still own and use 2 old #steamcontroller, I'm quite surprised but delighted nonetheless to see people getting hyped for those new versions.
I won my game of _Root_ with the Woodland Alliance against the Eyrie Dynasties and the Marquise de Cat! ACAB! (All Cats and/or Crows Are Bastards)
November 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I won my game of _Root_ with the Woodland Alliance against the Eyrie Dynasties and the Marquise de Cat! ACAB! (All Cats and/or Crows Are Bastards)
Gamers rejoice, the days of dirt-cheap GPUs will finally soon be upon us!
November 6, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Gamers rejoice, the days of dirt-cheap GPUs will finally soon be upon us!
Can't help but think that the people who say "Ah, these are the best years!" talking about a toddler would have better
raise a pet than a kid.
raise a pet than a kid.
November 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Can't help but think that the people who say "Ah, these are the best years!" talking about a toddler would have better
raise a pet than a kid.
raise a pet than a kid.
There ought to be a word for something that's more than the sum of its parts (more than likely a German one).
November 4, 2025 at 1:27 PM
There ought to be a word for something that's more than the sum of its parts (more than likely a German one).