LepsLair
@lepslair.com
I may be a heart attack survivor, but my jokes are still fire. Married, developer, neurodivergent, ADHD, dyslexic, content creator, and streamer.
I applied to origami school but just got my rejection letter in the mail. I don’t know what to make of that.
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I applied to origami school but just got my rejection letter in the mail. I don’t know what to make of that.
If you don't like what I post then I hope you have to pee 3 times tonight, but only wake up twice.
November 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
If you don't like what I post then I hope you have to pee 3 times tonight, but only wake up twice.
I eat lots of places and get gas
November 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I eat lots of places and get gas
I finally decided to see your acupuncturist and I’m feeling much better now, sew quit needling me.
November 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I finally decided to see your acupuncturist and I’m feeling much better now, sew quit needling me.
Seriously, especially strangers, just stop touching people
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Seriously, especially strangers, just stop touching people
A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours."
The banker said, "Yes he certainly was trusted. And he will be tried as soon as we catch him."
The banker said, "Yes he certainly was trusted. And he will be tried as soon as we catch him."
November 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours."
The banker said, "Yes he certainly was trusted. And he will be tried as soon as we catch him."
The banker said, "Yes he certainly was trusted. And he will be tried as soon as we catch him."
I guess I can see a tree, but I see a bird and balls too
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I guess I can see a tree, but I see a bird and balls too
If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly.
Communication is key.
Communication is key.
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly.
Communication is key.
Communication is key.
Suspects charged with robbing a paint store.
Police caught them red handed.
Police caught them red handed.
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Suspects charged with robbing a paint store.
Police caught them red handed.
Police caught them red handed.
What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?
A cricket ball
A cricket ball
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?
A cricket ball
A cricket ball
I bet she can fit a lot in there
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I bet she can fit a lot in there
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Al
Al who?
Al lied!
Who's there?
Al
Al who?
Al lied!
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Al
Al who?
Al lied!
Who's there?
Al
Al who?
Al lied!
Customer: Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
Waiter: I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.
Waiter: I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.
November 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Customer: Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
Waiter: I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.
Waiter: I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.
Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. They can't croak.
November 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. They can't croak.
Some can't color or park inside the lines either
November 12, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Some can't color or park inside the lines either
Jeff Bridges vs Jeff Tunnels
November 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Jeff Bridges vs Jeff Tunnels
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A shampoodle
A shampoodle
November 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
A shampoodle
A shampoodle
How did the toad die?
He simply croaked
He simply croaked
November 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
How did the toad die?
He simply croaked
He simply croaked
Janear Jafar Jawherever you are
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Janear Jafar Jawherever you are
I went to a specialist for an enema. He cleaned me out!
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I went to a specialist for an enema. He cleaned me out!
A frog has more lives than a cat because it croaks everyday!
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
A frog has more lives than a cat because it croaks everyday!
Checking out Frankenstein right now!
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Checking out Frankenstein right now!