LepsLair
@lepslair.com
I may be a heart attack survivor, but my jokes are still fire. Married, developer, neurodivergent, ADHD, dyslexic, content creator, and streamer.
Where do mermaids go to see movies?
The dive-in
The dive-in
December 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Where do mermaids go to see movies?
The dive-in
The dive-in
Is there a horror community here?
December 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Is there a horror community here?
I forgot how strong phone cords were back then, now watching Fear Street Part 2
December 30, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I forgot how strong phone cords were back then, now watching Fear Street Part 2
We really need science to get on making a peanut butter fish!
December 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
We really need science to get on making a peanut butter fish!
IDK what this is or why half the cast of Stranger Things is in it, but now watching Fear Street Part 1
December 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
IDK what this is or why half the cast of Stranger Things is in it, but now watching Fear Street Part 1
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand
Moo Zealand
December 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand
Moo Zealand
He is a dope-ass fresh princess
December 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
He is a dope-ass fresh princess
I go through a lot sometimes too
December 29, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I go through a lot sometimes too
Well there you have it, indisputable proof
December 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Well there you have it, indisputable proof
What's more dangerous than being with a fool?
Fooling with a bee
Fooling with a bee
December 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
What's more dangerous than being with a fool?
Fooling with a bee
Fooling with a bee
What is the Mexican weather report?
Chili today, hot tamale.
Chili today, hot tamale.
December 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
What is the Mexican weather report?
Chili today, hot tamale.
Chili today, hot tamale.
Let them sleep together!
December 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Let them sleep together!
I was made to walk the plank as a child. We couldn't afford a dog.
We were so broke, my dad even pawned my air guitar.
We were so broke, my dad even pawned my air guitar.
December 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I was made to walk the plank as a child. We couldn't afford a dog.
We were so broke, my dad even pawned my air guitar.
We were so broke, my dad even pawned my air guitar.
Salt Lake City is be Utah full
December 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Salt Lake City is be Utah full
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
December 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
Spacing matters just as much as spelling. Even though I love wildlife, somehow I doubt that my friend hosted a Superb owl party.
December 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Spacing matters just as much as spelling. Even though I love wildlife, somehow I doubt that my friend hosted a Superb owl party.
I would totally play an Office video game
December 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I would totally play an Office video game
Big geometry is being run by aliens!
December 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Big geometry is being run by aliens!
What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?
Listen, hotshots, don't monkey around with me!
Listen, hotshots, don't monkey around with me!
December 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?
Listen, hotshots, don't monkey around with me!
Listen, hotshots, don't monkey around with me!
What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?
Well, it's back to the old grind
Well, it's back to the old grind
December 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning?
Well, it's back to the old grind
Well, it's back to the old grind