LepsLair
@lepslair.com
I may be a heart attack survivor, but my jokes are still fire. Married, developer, neurodivergent, ADHD, dyslexic, content creator, and streamer.
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LepsLair
@lepslair.com
· Jan 7
Games beaten in 2026 a thread
What dance do hippies hate?
A square dance
A square dance
February 14, 2026 at 12:06 AM
What dance do hippies hate?
A square dance
A square dance
What fish only swims at night?
A starfish
A starfish
February 13, 2026 at 11:06 PM
What fish only swims at night?
A starfish
A starfish
What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?
Depreciation.
Depreciation.
February 13, 2026 at 8:06 PM
What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?
Depreciation.
Depreciation.
Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded?
Because he was a complete sucker
Because he was a complete sucker
February 13, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded?
Because he was a complete sucker
Because he was a complete sucker
I once sent in a photo to a lonely hearts club, they sent it back saying
we’re not that lonely
we’re not that lonely
February 13, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I once sent in a photo to a lonely hearts club, they sent it back saying
we’re not that lonely
we’re not that lonely
What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?
Russell
Russell
February 13, 2026 at 4:06 AM
What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?
Russell
Russell
Just nobody sneeze, okay?
February 13, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Just nobody sneeze, okay?
What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?
Diving
Diving
February 12, 2026 at 11:06 PM
What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?
Diving
Diving
I'm bankrupt after inventing a sandal for people with only one leg.
It was a flop.
It was a flop.
February 12, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I'm bankrupt after inventing a sandal for people with only one leg.
It was a flop.
It was a flop.
Bananas are nature's hot dog
February 12, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Bananas are nature's hot dog
Did you hear about the group of babies that formed a gang?
They hang out in their crib.
They hang out in their crib.
February 12, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Did you hear about the group of babies that formed a gang?
They hang out in their crib.
They hang out in their crib.
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
You only get laid once, the only woman to sit on your face is your mother, and it takes 4 minutes to get hard.
You only get laid once, the only woman to sit on your face is your mother, and it takes 4 minutes to get hard.
February 12, 2026 at 4:06 AM
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
You only get laid once, the only woman to sit on your face is your mother, and it takes 4 minutes to get hard.
You only get laid once, the only woman to sit on your face is your mother, and it takes 4 minutes to get hard.
This should be the new casting couch
February 12, 2026 at 3:06 AM
This should be the new casting couch
How else do you get into it?
February 12, 2026 at 12:06 AM
How else do you get into it?
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life
It's knight life
February 11, 2026 at 11:06 PM
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life
It's knight life
I just had to fire myself from cleaning my house. I have a bad attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.
February 11, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I just had to fire myself from cleaning my house. I have a bad attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.
Large bread dogs are both delicious and loving!
February 11, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Large bread dogs are both delicious and loving!
You either have the lid or the container, rarely both
February 11, 2026 at 7:06 PM
You either have the lid or the container, rarely both
Needs some chocolate frosting!
February 11, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Needs some chocolate frosting!
But how will you know if it fits?
February 11, 2026 at 3:06 PM
But how will you know if it fits?