☿ machine pearl
@lepi.ca
29 🏳️🌈 🇨🇦 he/him/hehe
fuzzy shortstack
fuzzy shortstack
Pinned
POV you just told me you needed a new fleshlight
January 1, 2026 at 10:25 PM
POV you just told me you needed a new fleshlight
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I don’t like boys I like creatures and weirdos
December 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I don’t like boys I like creatures and weirdos
Already so tired of Christmas music
December 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Already so tired of Christmas music
Stuck at my mother’s house for the week and already just so pent up and horny
December 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Stuck at my mother’s house for the week and already just so pent up and horny
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it doesn’t offer a lot of ball support
December 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
it doesn’t offer a lot of ball support
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Would really like some hairy tits in my hands rn
December 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Would really like some hairy tits in my hands rn
Cranking the heat up so I can freeball comfortably
December 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Cranking the heat up so I can freeball comfortably
Out of office for the year at last. Will you join me for a celebratory nap?
December 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Out of office for the year at last. Will you join me for a celebratory nap?
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Men with hairy tiddies to the FRONT
(You ain’t gotta ask me twice)
(You ain’t gotta ask me twice)
December 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Men with hairy tiddies to the FRONT
(You ain’t gotta ask me twice)
(You ain’t gotta ask me twice)
Working from home with my jockstrapped bulge swinging to and fro 🥰
December 16, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Working from home with my jockstrapped bulge swinging to and fro 🥰
I harbor violent thoughts towards iOS autocorrect
December 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I harbor violent thoughts towards iOS autocorrect
if you’re not sure whether or not to send me a horny dm let this be your sign
I am simply wide open
I am simply wide open
December 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
if you’re not sure whether or not to send me a horny dm let this be your sign
I am simply wide open
I am simply wide open
“content not mine” okay leave
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
“content not mine” okay leave
Feeling absolutely feral at work this fcf morning
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Feeling absolutely feral at work this fcf morning
*hits u with my car*
sorgy :))
sorgy :))
December 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
*hits u with my car*
sorgy :))
sorgy :))
I love that now when you look at someone else’s empty media tab there’s a CTA to add a photo. Good try! That won’t work.
December 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I love that now when you look at someone else’s empty media tab there’s a CTA to add a photo. Good try! That won’t work.
it doesn’t offer a lot of ball support
December 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
it doesn’t offer a lot of ball support