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This is a parody/rp account. I am not affiliated with Blast Cats Dev.

PFP by sodaraptor on Newgrounds

PLEASE NON RP DNI

Writer's Tag: http://Pearl/
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Breakin' a few windows. I need to replace them, anyways.
January 29, 2026 at 8:07 PM
pearl

I want to play Call of the Dead, but I don't want to deal with George Romero...
January 27, 2026 at 11:26 PM
January 27, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I'll have to pass on all that personally.
January 23, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Anyways, you know you're reliable when you work for
January 19, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Back to business!

...

Wait, what do you mean there's none!?
January 19, 2026 at 3:17 PM
pearl

Gem rooms have genuinely peaked. I love Blast Kick focused areas, and this teaser is making me happy. CC FUCKING DUNKS HERSELF!
January 18, 2026 at 4:26 PM
January 18, 2026 at 3:55 PM
pearl

B ombs <3
January 18, 2026 at 1:22 PM
*She's playing bowling. Though, rather than using a bowling ball she's using bombs.*
January 18, 2026 at 1:10 PM
I could care less about magic. I had to fight some floozy of an enchantress and an evil genie. Things couldn't be much worse when it comes to magic.
January 18, 2026 at 12:45 PM
pearl

I'm so fucking useless I lost the sacrifice!
January 18, 2026 at 11:57 AM
pearl

Yoink (x2)
January 16, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I'm so BORED!
January 15, 2026 at 9:53 AM
*She's sitting down, drinking a cold beer. Some good relaxing is in order.*
January 14, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Reposted by 💥💣 𝗖.𝗖. 𝗟𝗲𝗼! 💣💥
pearl

Why not?
December 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Make it a good one.
December 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
December 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Yeah, I don't think people watch the Public Access TV channel anymore.
December 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Wouldn't have expected that, really. People don't really drink beer for the taste. Glad ya like it, though. We could be drinking buddies sometime.
Once empty, he throws the bottle behind him and pulls his mask back down, and then... He does a thumbs up.

"PRETTY GOOD!!"

Well, at least he liked it.
*She tries to hold in her laughter from seeing him chug the whole thing. It's not everyday someone drinks a whole beer like that for their first time.*
December 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
December 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
*She tries to hold in her laughter from seeing him chug the whole thing. It's not everyday someone drinks a whole beer like that for their first time.*
"ALRIGHT!!"

He damn near rips the bottle out of her hand and opens it aggressively.
The clown lifts up his mask, revealing his face's... Terrible condition, and then proceeds to DRINK THE WHOLE BOTTLE. BOTTOMS UP. JUST LIKE THAT.

That can't be healthy...
*Ignoring the first comment, she opened up a nearby cooler and passed him a beer*

It's not for everyone, so I wouldn't be surprised if ya don't like it.
December 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
*Ignoring the first comment, she opened up a nearby cooler and passed him a beer*

It's not for everyone, so I wouldn't be surprised if ya don't like it.
"PRETTY FUCKED UP LOOKING CAT!!"

The clown prepares to fold his arms, but immediately remembers that he doesn't have any.

"I DON'T THINK I EVER HAD BOOZE!! IT DEFINITELY CAN'T BEAT THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES THOUGH."
...Cat. I'm a cat.

*She thought for a moment.*

That doesn't really matter, though. Ya like booze?
December 17, 2025 at 12:29 PM