Dan McCarthy
@lenorules1950.bsky.social
Standup comedy's hype man
Are Charlie Kirk's parents like cousins or brother and sister?
August 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Are Charlie Kirk's parents like cousins or brother and sister?
🎶 (Because the list)
The list, it don't exist
(Jeff Epstein's list)
His list just don't exist
Jeff Epstein's list just don't exist
I'm not telling a liiiieeee🎶
-Karoline Leavitt if she were a Broadway musical character
The list, it don't exist
(Jeff Epstein's list)
His list just don't exist
Jeff Epstein's list just don't exist
I'm not telling a liiiieeee🎶
-Karoline Leavitt if she were a Broadway musical character
July 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
🎶 (Because the list)
The list, it don't exist
(Jeff Epstein's list)
His list just don't exist
Jeff Epstein's list just don't exist
I'm not telling a liiiieeee🎶
-Karoline Leavitt if she were a Broadway musical character
The list, it don't exist
(Jeff Epstein's list)
His list just don't exist
Jeff Epstein's list just don't exist
I'm not telling a liiiieeee🎶
-Karoline Leavitt if she were a Broadway musical character
Elon Musk is my new favorite singer.
June 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Elon Musk is my new favorite singer.
Tommy Tutone Under Investigation For Writing to 86 75309
May 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Tommy Tutone Under Investigation For Writing to 86 75309
I don't know much about Pope Leo but Laura Loomer hates him so that's points with me right there. 👍
May 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I don't know much about Pope Leo but Laura Loomer hates him so that's points with me right there. 👍
So .. supposed "alpha male" Pete Hegseth is spending thousands of taxpayer dollars to have his own personal makeup room installed in the Pentagon, do I have this right?
April 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
So .. supposed "alpha male" Pete Hegseth is spending thousands of taxpayer dollars to have his own personal makeup room installed in the Pentagon, do I have this right?
Noticed my neighbor removed the TRUMP 2024 sticker from the window of his Mercedes (or attempted to, half of it is still stuck there) and I'm super tempted to ask the specific manner in which leopards ate his face.
April 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Noticed my neighbor removed the TRUMP 2024 sticker from the window of his Mercedes (or attempted to, half of it is still stuck there) and I'm super tempted to ask the specific manner in which leopards ate his face.
How'd I end up in the timeline where she lost??
April 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
How'd I end up in the timeline where she lost??
Reposted by Dan McCarthy
Just think, if Colonel Sanders had used Signal, we’d all be making KFC at home.
March 31, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Just think, if Colonel Sanders had used Signal, we’d all be making KFC at home.
I listen to Canadian news station CFTR regularly and can't help but laugh when they advertise New Jersey tourism, for a couple of reasons -
1-Why would anyone want to visit a country that's actively attempting to annex their own?
2-Why would anyone want to visit the armpit of that country???
1-Why would anyone want to visit a country that's actively attempting to annex their own?
2-Why would anyone want to visit the armpit of that country???
March 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I listen to Canadian news station CFTR regularly and can't help but laugh when they advertise New Jersey tourism, for a couple of reasons -
1-Why would anyone want to visit a country that's actively attempting to annex their own?
2-Why would anyone want to visit the armpit of that country???
1-Why would anyone want to visit a country that's actively attempting to annex their own?
2-Why would anyone want to visit the armpit of that country???
The Jets: "🎶How did you know, 'cause I never told, you found out - I got a crush on you!🎶"
Pete Hegseth: 🙋🏻♂️
Pete Hegseth: 🙋🏻♂️
March 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
The Jets: "🎶How did you know, 'cause I never told, you found out - I got a crush on you!🎶"
Pete Hegseth: 🙋🏻♂️
Pete Hegseth: 🙋🏻♂️
Friendlys calling their new burger the "F.U.C." and not using "get FUC'ed at Friendlys!!" as an advertising tagline seems like a missed opportunity IMHO. 🤷🏻♂️
March 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Friendlys calling their new burger the "F.U.C." and not using "get FUC'ed at Friendlys!!" as an advertising tagline seems like a missed opportunity IMHO. 🤷🏻♂️
That one Street Fighter II bonus round, but with a Tesla instead of Lexus
March 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
That one Street Fighter II bonus round, but with a Tesla instead of Lexus
Me: *picks up a bit of cake I accidentally dropped on the floor and puts it on my plate*
Me, 5 minutes later: "Wow there's cake still on my plate, how did I miss this?"
Me, 5 minutes later: "Wow there's cake still on my plate, how did I miss this?"
March 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Me: *picks up a bit of cake I accidentally dropped on the floor and puts it on my plate*
Me, 5 minutes later: "Wow there's cake still on my plate, how did I miss this?"
Me, 5 minutes later: "Wow there's cake still on my plate, how did I miss this?"
What's the over/under on when Ladas start being sold in the US? 🤔
February 28, 2025 at 11:24 PM
What's the over/under on when Ladas start being sold in the US? 🤔
Happy Rare Disease Day to my fellow unicorns. 🦄
February 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Happy Rare Disease Day to my fellow unicorns. 🦄
It's so funny how quickly they went from "I can't afford groceries!" to "Work more jobs if you can't afford groceries! to ""I'll gladly pay more for groceries if it means owning the libs!".
February 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
It's so funny how quickly they went from "I can't afford groceries!" to "Work more jobs if you can't afford groceries! to ""I'll gladly pay more for groceries if it means owning the libs!".
Nickelback and Creed to tour together. Because apparently we haven't suffered enough already.
February 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Nickelback and Creed to tour together. Because apparently we haven't suffered enough already.
I have a very particular set of skills.
February 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I have a very particular set of skills.
My fat ass thought Substack was some kind of sandwich.
January 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
My fat ass thought Substack was some kind of sandwich.
An "alligator-like" reptile was found living in a vacant Toronto home. I thought he was still in the White House. 🤷🏻♂️
January 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
An "alligator-like" reptile was found living in a vacant Toronto home. I thought he was still in the White House. 🤷🏻♂️
Dear all you 90s kids who crushed on Kimberly from Power Rangers -
9 times out of ten, the person inside the Pink Ranger suit was a dude.
You're welcome.
9 times out of ten, the person inside the Pink Ranger suit was a dude.
You're welcome.
January 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Dear all you 90s kids who crushed on Kimberly from Power Rangers -
9 times out of ten, the person inside the Pink Ranger suit was a dude.
You're welcome.
9 times out of ten, the person inside the Pink Ranger suit was a dude.
You're welcome.
Reposted by Dan McCarthy
What I imagine the White House looks like right now
January 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
What I imagine the White House looks like right now
Me: *drives past Burger King*
My brain: "OMG I smell smoke! 😬😬😬"
Me: "...so??"
My brain: "What if it's the car?"
Me: "Do smoking cars smell like flame-broiled Whoppers?"
My brain: ...😬😬😬
My brain: "OMG I smell smoke! 😬😬😬"
Me: "...so??"
My brain: "What if it's the car?"
Me: "Do smoking cars smell like flame-broiled Whoppers?"
My brain: ...😬😬😬
January 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Me: *drives past Burger King*
My brain: "OMG I smell smoke! 😬😬😬"
Me: "...so??"
My brain: "What if it's the car?"
Me: "Do smoking cars smell like flame-broiled Whoppers?"
My brain: ...😬😬😬
My brain: "OMG I smell smoke! 😬😬😬"
Me: "...so??"
My brain: "What if it's the car?"
Me: "Do smoking cars smell like flame-broiled Whoppers?"
My brain: ...😬😬😬
Trump just removed the cap on prescription drug prices. HOW IS THIS HELPING??
January 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Trump just removed the cap on prescription drug prices. HOW IS THIS HELPING??