Very funny that this season of Traitors has done more to make me like S*ando*al than the season of VPR that was custom made to redeem him.

Have decided to restart 2025 on Lunar New Year on Wednesday. If that fails, will restart on my birthday in May. Failing that, first day of the new school year. Failing that, Rosh Hashana. I simply refuse for this year to be…this.

Months that have occurred since Christmas, which was allegedly one month ago:
1) Extended Holiday Season
2) January (Pre-Fires)
3) The Burning
4) The Current Administration

he’s hot as shit you must acquit

Not to be dramatic, but Spotify and Final Draft having the same app icon colors is ruining my life.

My TV writing classes are filling up (especially those evening sessions!), but there’s still some room! A thread.

Thrilled to introduce my strike project (besides picketing): MENTION IT ALL PRINTS. Planners and other paper goods for the pop culture obsessed. Launching today with Real Housewives and Vanderpump Rules planners!

https://t.co/rd8xAOH45Z

The bard really did coin every phrase...

My father is currently arguing that Tom Segura makes more money than Leonardo DiCaprio.

Hi, real quick: why did a cool teen boy look at me and mutter “ice spice” to his friend?

Nothing has ever been more illuminating of Why I’m Like This than following my dad around the Stop & Shop and hearing his muttered monologue.