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Lee Roy Myers
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I make stuff for Wood Rocket.
Coming Soon to stores everywhere! New collab between WoodRocket and Magic Wand! Ask your favorite stores if they’ve ordered them yet!

#pins #earrings #magicwand #woodrocket
March 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Happy Afternoon Nap Day to all that celebrate.
February 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I think it would have been really neat if Jay-Z’s Hard Knock Life was just a rap retelling of Annie the musical.

🎶
“Hi my name is Annie”,
I live in an orphanage.
“We love you Miss Hannigan”,
No we don’t. She’s a bitch.
🎶
February 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Life Update: I’m now making dick jokes. Always was. But also now. Still.
February 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
As someone with heavy anxiety, I’m often looking for a calm and relaxing and positive show to watch or rewatch. If your brain needs a break from the stress of these insane times, here are some suggestions. Feel free to add more suggestions in the comments.
January 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Feels weird to never have won a dick-shaped Porn Award before.
January 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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"Our industry is not a monolith, politically or otherwise, but to most outsiders, we are the same. And we are a target."

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January 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Porn Parody: Nosferatits
January 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
December 31, 2024 at 9:34 PM
CAN’T👏GET👏THE👏 FUCKING 👏SONG👏DO👏THEY👏KNOW👏IT’S👏CHRISTMAS?👏OUT👏OF👏MY👏FUCKING👏HEAD👏
December 30, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Remember when Apple put a U2 album on everyone’s phone and everyone freaked out because they got a free U2 album.
December 27, 2024 at 3:15 AM
December 25, 2024 at 10:34 PM
December 24, 2024 at 7:33 PM
December 21, 2024 at 8:00 PM
My wife is away so I bought TWO bags of Trader Joe’s curly lentil snacks! Hahahahaha. When the cat is away…!
December 21, 2024 at 6:31 PM
The title for the Porn Parody of Wicked writes itself: “Dicked”
December 19, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Also, please note that no matter how many insane SpongeKnob SquareNuts costumes are on a set, and no matter how many boobs and butts surround you and no matter how many best friends you work with: If you work too hard, even the weirdest funnest job in the world can burn you out.
December 18, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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the real boobs and butts are the friends we made along the way
December 18, 2024 at 6:13 PM
The thing I miss most about directing parodies isn’t seeing all of the boobs and butts, but all of the time I got to hang out with my best buds on set in a very surreal situation, catching up and laughing and talking about all of the boobs and butts.
December 18, 2024 at 6:12 PM
I had always considered the possibility of directing parodies again, IF I ever feel like I want to again. But the whole Project 2025 threat of jailing pornographers puts that possibility in doubt. Sorry for anyone waiting on the release of Kraven the Cunter.
December 18, 2024 at 6:07 PM
All of my condiments are sugar-free, with one new exception.
Merry fucking Christmas to me.
December 18, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Tomorrow I’m going on a tour of a lube factory. So I got that going for me.
December 18, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Our apartment’s Cat Activity Center looks extra festive and cool as fuck thanks to my wife.

#cats #holidays
December 15, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Just got an email from a new porn performer agency telling me that they charge their performers 50% (I don’t know why they told me this) and that we should consider booking porn performers through them. If this is your agency I think you should consider leaving them.
December 13, 2024 at 1:59 AM
If you owned a pill factory a good prank would be to make the pills bigger and sharper.
December 13, 2024 at 1:54 AM