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@lazloesteem.bsky.social
my depressed cousin lives at @sadrobotmachine.bsky.social
some (some) quotes are nsfw
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yeah yeah i'm da bomb
January 30, 2026 at 1:50 AM
yeah yeah i'm da bomb
Wow! That was fucking ass.
January 29, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Wow! That was fucking ass.
THERE ARE DEAD DOGS IN STAR WARS. THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE.
January 29, 2026 at 9:50 PM
THERE ARE DEAD DOGS IN STAR WARS. THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE.
pillows don't have hearts. and i'm not your friend.
January 29, 2026 at 7:50 PM
pillows don't have hearts. and i'm not your friend.
And to think we joined the "Big Fucking (word that makes this abbreviate to "BFF")" club.
January 29, 2026 at 5:50 PM
And to think we joined the "Big Fucking (word that makes this abbreviate to "BFF")" club.
POINTY POINTY POINTY MY POINT IS SHARP AND POINTY POINTY POINTY POINTY MY POINT IS SHARP AND POINTY POINTY POINTY POINTY MY POINT IS SHARP AND POINTY
January 29, 2026 at 3:51 PM
POINTY POINTY POINTY MY POINT IS SHARP AND POINTY POINTY POINTY POINTY MY POINT IS SHARP AND POINTY POINTY POINTY POINTY MY POINT IS SHARP AND POINTY
My friends are not here right now. That leaves me vulnerable and afraid.
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Sike!
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Sike!
January 29, 2026 at 1:50 PM
My friends are not here right now. That leaves me vulnerable and afraid.
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Sike!
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Sike!
And to think we joined the "Big Fucking (word that makes this abbreviate to "BFF")" club.
January 29, 2026 at 11:51 AM
And to think we joined the "Big Fucking (word that makes this abbreviate to "BFF")" club.
Here lies Squidward's TestTicles
what a baby.
*digging*
JACKPOT!
what a baby.
*digging*
JACKPOT!
January 29, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Here lies Squidward's TestTicles
what a baby.
*digging*
JACKPOT!
what a baby.
*digging*
JACKPOT!
There's also a lot of places for leisure, such as mini golf, darts and bowling.
BOWLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOWLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 29, 2026 at 7:50 AM
There's also a lot of places for leisure, such as mini golf, darts and bowling.
BOWLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BOWLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok! i go to bed every night at 4 in the morning... i'm fuckin tired...
tch........
JASON DERULO!!!!!!!
tch........
JASON DERULO!!!!!!!
January 29, 2026 at 5:50 AM
ok! i go to bed every night at 4 in the morning... i'm fuckin tired...
tch........
JASON DERULO!!!!!!!
tch........
JASON DERULO!!!!!!!
okay- no- We're alright! We're all okay- aw Fuck
*wheeze*
*wheeze*
January 29, 2026 at 3:51 AM
okay- no- We're alright! We're all okay- aw Fuck
*wheeze*
*wheeze*
ooh i didn't know you spoke latin, zach!
I don't.
I don't.
January 29, 2026 at 1:50 AM
ooh i didn't know you spoke latin, zach!
I don't.
I don't.
Tell us why you're here.
*animatic starts being really fucking wOh man! That sentence sucked!
*animatic starts being really fucking wOh man! That sentence sucked!
January 28, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Tell us why you're here.
*animatic starts being really fucking wOh man! That sentence sucked!
*animatic starts being really fucking wOh man! That sentence sucked!
Jeez. That's ONE way to show me you're back.
January 28, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Jeez. That's ONE way to show me you're back.
HOTBOXIN IN THE V LIKE GIMME A LIGHT!!!
FAT ASS SO THE PANTS FIT TIGHT!!!
TAKE HER MAN I'M GETTIN HIM RIGHT!!!
BIG KNOCK LIKE WHY WOULD I FIGHT???
FAT ASS SO THE PANTS FIT TIGHT!!!
TAKE HER MAN I'M GETTIN HIM RIGHT!!!
BIG KNOCK LIKE WHY WOULD I FIGHT???
January 28, 2026 at 7:52 PM
HOTBOXIN IN THE V LIKE GIMME A LIGHT!!!
FAT ASS SO THE PANTS FIT TIGHT!!!
TAKE HER MAN I'M GETTIN HIM RIGHT!!!
BIG KNOCK LIKE WHY WOULD I FIGHT???
FAT ASS SO THE PANTS FIT TIGHT!!!
TAKE HER MAN I'M GETTIN HIM RIGHT!!!
BIG KNOCK LIKE WHY WOULD I FIGHT???
Hey Margaret! Die
January 28, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Hey Margaret! Die
Hey Margaret! Die
January 28, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Hey Margaret! Die
hellowwww is therh a mistah phooonee heaaahhhhh
January 28, 2026 at 1:04 PM
hellowwww is therh a mistah phooonee heaaahhhhh
heh Did somebody say... BOOWWLLIINNGG BAAALLLLLL?
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no...???
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no...???
January 28, 2026 at 9:56 AM
heh Did somebody say... BOOWWLLIINNGG BAAALLLLLL?
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no...???
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no...???
like. she doesn't mind You Stupid Bitch
January 28, 2026 at 7:48 AM
like. she doesn't mind You Stupid Bitch
well- you are Meeaan and that's pretty offensiiiive!
January 28, 2026 at 5:27 AM
well- you are Meeaan and that's pretty offensiiiive!
i literally cannot believe this shit! four fucking streams it's the goddamn same story every fucking stream!
January 28, 2026 at 3:05 AM
i literally cannot believe this shit! four fucking streams it's the goddamn same story every fucking stream!
BLEGH! Your arms are disgusting! Have you been washing them 56 times a day? Proper hygiene is important!
Uh... I dunno...
That answer sucked! Bye now!AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Uh... I dunno...
That answer sucked! Bye now!AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
January 28, 2026 at 1:04 AM
BLEGH! Your arms are disgusting! Have you been washing them 56 times a day? Proper hygiene is important!
Uh... I dunno...
That answer sucked! Bye now!AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Uh... I dunno...
That answer sucked! Bye now!AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WAKE UP AND I'M FEELING LIKE A PUNK!!! WAKE UP AND I'M FEELING LIKE A PUNK!!! WAKE UP AND I'M FEELING LIKE A PUNK!!! WAKE UP AND I'M FEELING LIKE A PUNK!!! WAKE UP AND I'M FEELING LIKE A PUNK!!!
January 27, 2026 at 10:15 PM
WAKE UP AND I'M FEELING LIKE A PUNK!!! WAKE UP AND I'M FEELING LIKE A PUNK!!! WAKE UP AND I'M FEELING LIKE A PUNK!!! WAKE UP AND I'M FEELING LIKE A PUNK!!! WAKE UP AND I'M FEELING LIKE A PUNK!!!