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@lazloesteem.bsky.social
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some (some) quotes are nsfw
@lazloesteem.bsky.social
my depressed cousin lives at @sadrobotmachine.bsky.social
some (some) quotes are nsfw
Pinned
For the record, we don't condone staying in shops after they close.
November 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
For the record, we don't condone staying in shops after they close.
Perhaps it likes exclamations instead!
*lego brick breaking sfx*
*lego brick breaking sfx*
November 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Perhaps it likes exclamations instead!
*lego brick breaking sfx*
*lego brick breaking sfx*
oh my GOD I'M LEAKING I'M LEAKING
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
oh my GOD I'M LEAKING I'M LEAKING
rrrrrgggghhhhh EIGHTEEN HOURS??????
November 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
rrrrrgggghhhhh EIGHTEEN HOURS??????
You're really flammable.
To be clear:
IN A FIRE.
To be clear:
IN A FIRE.
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
You're really flammable.
To be clear:
IN A FIRE.
To be clear:
IN A FIRE.
Yeesh, have a heart mate! Just because I almost killed you guys doesn't mean I don't get to live! It's not like I chose to! Y'know, I've known you for a good while Pea, and those words definitely weren't your smartest...
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Yeesh, have a heart mate! Just because I almost killed you guys doesn't mean I don't get to live! It's not like I chose to! Y'know, I've known you for a good while Pea, and those words definitely weren't your smartest...
i can be astounding.
You sound astounding! Keep up the astounding work on saying astounding things, Mushroom! mh- wait i don't like dirt in my mouth- MGH- MFGFG MGFFGMFMG STOP MFFMFGGMGFMGFM FMFMFMNFDGAHAHHHHSGGHHH
You sound astounding! Keep up the astounding work on saying astounding things, Mushroom! mh- wait i don't like dirt in my mouth- MGH- MFGFG MGFFGMFMG STOP MFFMFGGMGFMGFM FMFMFMNFDGAHAHHHHSGGHHH
November 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
i can be astounding.
You sound astounding! Keep up the astounding work on saying astounding things, Mushroom! mh- wait i don't like dirt in my mouth- MGH- MFGFG MGFFGMFMG STOP MFFMFGGMGFMGFM FMFMFMNFDGAHAHHHHSGGHHH
You sound astounding! Keep up the astounding work on saying astounding things, Mushroom! mh- wait i don't like dirt in my mouth- MGH- MFGFG MGFFGMFMG STOP MFFMFGGMGFMGFM FMFMFMNFDGAHAHHHHSGGHHH
the bluetooth device is ready to pear
November 28, 2025 at 9:55 AM
the bluetooth device is ready to pear
*door open*
HOLY SHIT!
you like Dicks, don't you squidward...?
*door slam*
HOLY SHIT!
you like Dicks, don't you squidward...?
*door slam*
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 AM
*door open*
HOLY SHIT!
you like Dicks, don't you squidward...?
*door slam*
HOLY SHIT!
you like Dicks, don't you squidward...?
*door slam*
...
...
Your final challenge is to stop me from killing myself
Oh my God!
What... the... fuck???
...
Your final challenge is to stop me from killing myself
Oh my God!
What... the... fuck???
November 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
...
...
Your final challenge is to stop me from killing myself
Oh my God!
What... the... fuck???
...
Your final challenge is to stop me from killing myself
Oh my God!
What... the... fuck???
Hey Margaret! Die
November 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Hey Margaret! Die
i literally cannot believe this shit! four fucking streams it's the goddamn same story every fucking stream!
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
i literally cannot believe this shit! four fucking streams it's the goddamn same story every fucking stream!
Tell us why you're here.
*animatic starts being really fucking wOh man! That sentence sucked!
*animatic starts being really fucking wOh man! That sentence sucked!
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Tell us why you're here.
*animatic starts being really fucking wOh man! That sentence sucked!
*animatic starts being really fucking wOh man! That sentence sucked!
the pope said it first! THERE'S TOO MANY (word that vaguely rhymes with refragate) IN CHURCH
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
the pope said it first! THERE'S TOO MANY (word that vaguely rhymes with refragate) IN CHURCH
i lOoOoOoOoOoOOOOve among us loooooooove among us i want to plAaAaAaAaAaAay among us!!!
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
i lOoOoOoOoOoOOOOve among us loooooooove among us i want to plAaAaAaAaAaAay among us!!!
WHO'S THE BADDEST BITCH IN THIS CLUB???
I'M THE BADDEST BITCH IN THIS CLUB!!!
WHO'S THE BADDEST BITCH IN THIS CLUB???
I'M THE BADDEST BITCH IN THIS CLUB!!!
WHO'S THE BADDEST BITCH IN THIS CLUB???
I'M THE BADDEST BITCH IN THIS CLUB!!!
I'M THE BADDEST BITCH IN THIS CLUB!!!
WHO'S THE BADDEST BITCH IN THIS CLUB???
I'M THE BADDEST BITCH IN THIS CLUB!!!
WHO'S THE BADDEST BITCH IN THIS CLUB???
I'M THE BADDEST BITCH IN THIS CLUB!!!
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 AM
WHO'S THE BADDEST BITCH IN THIS CLUB???
I'M THE BADDEST BITCH IN THIS CLUB!!!
WHO'S THE BADDEST BITCH IN THIS CLUB???
I'M THE BADDEST BITCH IN THIS CLUB!!!
WHO'S THE BADDEST BITCH IN THIS CLUB???
I'M THE BADDEST BITCH IN THIS CLUB!!!
I'M THE BADDEST BITCH IN THIS CLUB!!!
WHO'S THE BADDEST BITCH IN THIS CLUB???
I'M THE BADDEST BITCH IN THIS CLUB!!!
WHO'S THE BADDEST BITCH IN THIS CLUB???
I'M THE BADDEST BITCH IN THIS CLUB!!!
pillows don't have hearts. and i'm not your friend.
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 AM
pillows don't have hearts. and i'm not your friend.
wehh wehh i don't wanna die DUDE GROW UP
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 AM
wehh wehh i don't wanna die DUDE GROW UP
In his later years, Beethoven was profoundly dead.
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 AM
In his later years, Beethoven was profoundly dead.
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HE'LL COME?
Ohhhhh he'll come.
Ohhhhh he'll come.
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK HE'LL COME?
Ohhhhh he'll come.
Ohhhhh he'll come.
...wait a minute hold on
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
...wait a minute hold on