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Megatron
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IT’s REAL HIGH AND MIGHTY ON THIS APP
October 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Sarge: Are you ready to protect America from this illegal Invasion?

Recruit: I was born ready, Sir

Sarge: Drop and give me 15

Recruit: hol up
October 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
WHY WOULD ICE NEED CHEMICAL WEAPONS AND GUIDED MISSILE WARHEADS?????
October 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
IM FINNA JOIN ICE AND DOUBLE CROSS ‘EM
October 21, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Y’all are talking about whether vampires & zombies can consent to sexual interactions.
October 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Instead of free healthcare, we’re bombing children and paying weak Nazis.
October 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
THERE’s TALK ON HERE ABOUT BEING TOO HORNY TO KILL ZOMBIE MEG THE STALLION…
October 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
HOW YOU WANNA REMOVE HUMANS BUT YOU CANT DO FIFTEEN PUSHUPS? 😂😂😂
My thing is, you knew you had to do 15 pushups by the end of training. You ain’t try it out at home?
October 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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The 2nd amendment was created so we would have a solution for 🧊
October 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Yall. We can take the dudes in a fight lmfao
Now they will lower the standards. Watch.
October 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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A 14 minute mile? You can walk that lmao.

15 pushups is doable with a week’s notice.

Idk about 32 sit-ups, but that seems extremely manageable too lmfao
October 21, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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I’m sorry man any ex athlete can get off the couch and do this without even warming up man
Now they will lower the standards. Watch.
October 21, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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Alcoholics, domestic abusers, & cops are all fine to have guns, but not potheads.
October 21, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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Somebody showed him that video of Meg walking
Senator Mitch McConnell just suffered a fall in Washington.
October 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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That’s Satan pulling him down
Senator Mitch McConnell just suffered a fall in Washington.
October 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
AI IS BEING FORCED DOWN OUT THROATS BECAUSE THE BILLIONAIRES DONT WANT TO PAY FOR LABOR… THIS ISNT MY GUESS OR OPINION… THEY HAVE SAID THE WORDS THEMSELVES
October 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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I need people to understand why AI is being forced down our throats & so quickly:

1) They want us to have poor critical thinking skills & to be reliant on it b/c it makes us easier to control.

A smart populace will organize, ask questions, or revolt.
October 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
HI GUYS… HAVE YALL STRAPPED UP YET? IT WILL FUCK AROUND AND BE ILLEGAL FOR *US* BY CHRISTMAS THE WAY THESE MAGA LUNATICS ARE MOVING
October 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Space walk??? Never heard of it…it’s a bouncy house/castle
October 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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White people who are “on the good side” are not going to do SHIT. No matter HOW bad it gets.

The only white ppl who will riot about the state of the government are the racists & that’s crazy lmao

I’ve kinda accepted that this place has to just eat itself and implode eventually. No saving it.
July 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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There’s always some shit that happens in the country where I think “this is it. This is the big thing. People are going to riot in the streets en masse and topple this entire shit” and they never damn do.

I have no hope left for this place.
July 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
THROWING THE JUNETEENTH TEE BACK ON THIS FRIDAY iCANT ROCK RED WHITE AND BLUE
July 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Whiteness is truly the root of all evil
July 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Y’all keep waiting for to see a glimmer of humanity in people who don’t see you as human and I don’t get it
July 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM