Lauren Delulu
@laurensdelulu.bsky.social
Animals, Bravo, and politics
AuDHD and learning to embrace it
Grateful to be in Massachusetts
AuDHD and learning to embrace it
Grateful to be in Massachusetts
Pinned
made a starter pack for Real Housewives as I know we’re looking for our people. If you want to be added, lemme know!
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Heather is painfully sanctimonious on a good day, but this episode? Holy shit
rhoslc
rhoslc
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Heather is painfully sanctimonious on a good day, but this episode? Holy shit
rhoslc
rhoslc
Happy that after ditching RHOP a couple of years ago that I’ve returned to watching. Stacey and Tia were great additions
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Happy that after ditching RHOP a couple of years ago that I’ve returned to watching. Stacey and Tia were great additions
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
Sunday snuggles with dinosaur sounds
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Sunday snuggles with dinosaur sounds
True story
“Why is bluesky so incredibly dull” because you haven’t carefully curated a feed of the most unhinged people on the internet, like i have
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
True story
Spotted at America’s Hometown Thanksgiving parade. Absolutely terrifying
November 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Spotted at America’s Hometown Thanksgiving parade. Absolutely terrifying
I should have looked at these before venturing on my own. I had to shut off the one I chose because I’m so tired of seeing women get hurt by men
This world 😭
This world 😭
It’s my day off! I have an open schedule until around 3 and I want to watch something good
Any documentary recommendations? I’ve seen a ton but I need something new to feed my brain
Any documentary recommendations? I’ve seen a ton but I need something new to feed my brain
November 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I should have looked at these before venturing on my own. I had to shut off the one I chose because I’m so tired of seeing women get hurt by men
This world 😭
This world 😭
It’s my day off! I have an open schedule until around 3 and I want to watch something good
Any documentary recommendations? I’ve seen a ton but I need something new to feed my brain
Any documentary recommendations? I’ve seen a ton but I need something new to feed my brain
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
It’s my day off! I have an open schedule until around 3 and I want to watch something good
Any documentary recommendations? I’ve seen a ton but I need something new to feed my brain
Any documentary recommendations? I’ve seen a ton but I need something new to feed my brain
Half the time I’m scrolling here, I’m screaming obscenities at the horrors of our collective present. The other half I’m spitting all over my phone laughing at my bloomfs who are some of the most clever people on the planet
The yin and the yang of it all!
The yin and the yang of it all!
a man is standing in front of a pool with a bravo logo on his shirt
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November 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Half the time I’m scrolling here, I’m screaming obscenities at the horrors of our collective present. The other half I’m spitting all over my phone laughing at my bloomfs who are some of the most clever people on the planet
The yin and the yang of it all!
The yin and the yang of it all!
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I can’t with her ears 😍
November 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I can’t with her ears 😍
Bailed on my plans today and did some farm therapy instead. Met a lovely goat who wanted to climb me
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Bailed on my plans today and did some farm therapy instead. Met a lovely goat who wanted to climb me
Mr delulu was subjected to a marathon of SLOMW and said that out of all my shows, “these are the worst women out there. The rich ladies are who they are. These women are all fake”
So a glowing endorsement of Bravo programming if I’ve ever heard one
PS spicy margaritas
So a glowing endorsement of Bravo programming if I’ve ever heard one
PS spicy margaritas
November 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Mr delulu was subjected to a marathon of SLOMW and said that out of all my shows, “these are the worst women out there. The rich ladies are who they are. These women are all fake”
So a glowing endorsement of Bravo programming if I’ve ever heard one
PS spicy margaritas
So a glowing endorsement of Bravo programming if I’ve ever heard one
PS spicy margaritas
I have a super quick day today, only 2 hours, but that’s 2 hours away from SLOMW!
Tearing myself from the couch now to get business done!
Tearing myself from the couch now to get business done!
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I have a super quick day today, only 2 hours, but that’s 2 hours away from SLOMW!
Tearing myself from the couch now to get business done!
Tearing myself from the couch now to get business done!
Jace ❤️ 😭 he’s a real one
SLOMW
SLOMW
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Jace ❤️ 😭 he’s a real one
SLOMW
SLOMW
Jessi going to dinner and hanging out with Marciano all chummy after he “lied” about the extent of their affair?
Is she OK? I’m actually at a loss for words over this
#SLOMW
Is she OK? I’m actually at a loss for words over this
#SLOMW
November 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Jessi going to dinner and hanging out with Marciano all chummy after he “lied” about the extent of their affair?
Is she OK? I’m actually at a loss for words over this
#SLOMW
Is she OK? I’m actually at a loss for words over this
#SLOMW
Just signed my annual review and they only had me exceed in one category? I demand to see every else’s reviews so I can compare
I’ve been with this company for 7 years and the turnover rate in this field is insane. I demand a recount
My ass will perseverate for days
I’ve been with this company for 7 years and the turnover rate in this field is insane. I demand a recount
My ass will perseverate for days
November 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Just signed my annual review and they only had me exceed in one category? I demand to see every else’s reviews so I can compare
I’ve been with this company for 7 years and the turnover rate in this field is insane. I demand a recount
My ass will perseverate for days
I’ve been with this company for 7 years and the turnover rate in this field is insane. I demand a recount
My ass will perseverate for days
Demi’s hair in episode 3? Like you trashed Jessi’s salon and show up looking like that?
SLOMW
SLOMW
November 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Demi’s hair in episode 3? Like you trashed Jessi’s salon and show up looking like that?
SLOMW
SLOMW
Up every two hours with the dog that decided to eat a box of sugar free gum, poison herself, become hypoglycemic, visit the emergency vet, and need to eat every two hours before having her liver enzymes rechecked
DEAD tired. And this was the 5 year old, not the pup
DEAD tired. And this was the 5 year old, not the pup
November 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Up every two hours with the dog that decided to eat a box of sugar free gum, poison herself, become hypoglycemic, visit the emergency vet, and need to eat every two hours before having her liver enzymes rechecked
DEAD tired. And this was the 5 year old, not the pup
DEAD tired. And this was the 5 year old, not the pup
Went to bed super early because I’ve been fighting my way though a burnout. Wake up to find my first client of the day cancelled so now I can watch #RHOP. Shaping up to be a nice little Monday
November 10, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Went to bed super early because I’ve been fighting my way though a burnout. Wake up to find my first client of the day cancelled so now I can watch #RHOP. Shaping up to be a nice little Monday
Making dinner tonight to the album Live Through This by Hole if you want to know how my Sunday evening is going
a close up of a woman singing into a microphone with her eyes closed .
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November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Making dinner tonight to the album Live Through This by Hole if you want to know how my Sunday evening is going
My cross to bear is being surrounded by the technically challenged. My husband couldn’t DoorDash from my step daughters house earlier because “it’s not on my phone”, so I placed the order
Please also see: my mother used her iPad to take pics at my cousins wedding because “they come out bigger”
Please also see: my mother used her iPad to take pics at my cousins wedding because “they come out bigger”
a woman in a flapper dress is saying i 'm done right now
ALT: a woman in a flapper dress is saying i 'm done right now
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November 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
My cross to bear is being surrounded by the technically challenged. My husband couldn’t DoorDash from my step daughters house earlier because “it’s not on my phone”, so I placed the order
Please also see: my mother used her iPad to take pics at my cousins wedding because “they come out bigger”
Please also see: my mother used her iPad to take pics at my cousins wedding because “they come out bigger”
Calling out of all family obligations today. I need a day by myself with just my animals
But now I’m finding that I need some stimulation
So picture it - Carl and Capt Sandy on a charter. The hijinks the hilarity. THE PERSONALITY OF IT ALL
Who else from bravo should go on the snooze cruise?
But now I’m finding that I need some stimulation
So picture it - Carl and Capt Sandy on a charter. The hijinks the hilarity. THE PERSONALITY OF IT ALL
Who else from bravo should go on the snooze cruise?
November 8, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Calling out of all family obligations today. I need a day by myself with just my animals
But now I’m finding that I need some stimulation
So picture it - Carl and Capt Sandy on a charter. The hijinks the hilarity. THE PERSONALITY OF IT ALL
Who else from bravo should go on the snooze cruise?
But now I’m finding that I need some stimulation
So picture it - Carl and Capt Sandy on a charter. The hijinks the hilarity. THE PERSONALITY OF IT ALL
Who else from bravo should go on the snooze cruise?
Just went to my saved skeets to share this video of a goat I liked and noticed that I had accidentally saved some random shit. One was literally like this is what I’m wearing if you see me out tonight and I had it saved?
I promise I’m not a stalker
I promise I’m not a stalker
November 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Just went to my saved skeets to share this video of a goat I liked and noticed that I had accidentally saved some random shit. One was literally like this is what I’m wearing if you see me out tonight and I had it saved?
I promise I’m not a stalker
I promise I’m not a stalker
Can we talk about Meredith’s body? Like, I want to normalize not talking about people’s bodies but I was raised by a boomer with an eating disorder… sooo anyway, she looks incredible in a bikini and it should be noted
#RHOSLC
#RHOSLC
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Can we talk about Meredith’s body? Like, I want to normalize not talking about people’s bodies but I was raised by a boomer with an eating disorder… sooo anyway, she looks incredible in a bikini and it should be noted
#RHOSLC
#RHOSLC