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Laurell Phoebus
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Im Laurell Phoebus, but you might recognise me as the news broadcaster.

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Feel free to talk to the man'z but warning... He is kinda crazy.
Please respect the boundaries.

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"Cute! I mean that work's - I have no idea why my parents called me Laurell but it follow's a Greek mytho's so im pretty chuffed about it."
“Mhm. King Freinag named me after thistles because of the colour of my eyes.”
"Well, it truly is a pleasure Thistle. Seem's we were both named after plants." He lightly joked "Im Laurell."
May 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
"Well, it truly is a pleasure Thistle. Seem's we were both named after plants." He lightly joked "Im Laurell."
Thistle blinked up at him.

“Thistle.” a long pause,” Who are you?”
"Got it, wont do it again." He smiled brightly as if to show off his teeth.
"Whats your name then buddy?"
May 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
"Got it, wont do it again." He smiled brightly as if to show off his teeth.
"Whats your name then buddy?"
Thistle considered this for a while. He felt mainly empty, but it did remind him of some… off putting encounters.

“…A little, yes.”
"Oh, just a habit, Does it bother you?"
May 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
"Oh, just a habit, Does it bother you?"
“I suppose. I do eat sometimes. It is just … difficult…”he trailed off, before frowning, “Why are you calling me ‘cutie’ ?”
"Creature? And just cuz you don't have a desire to, doesn't mean you shouldn't cutie."
He seemed concerned about Thistle.
May 22, 2025 at 11:37 AM
"Creature? And just cuz you don't have a desire to, doesn't mean you shouldn't cutie."
He seemed concerned about Thistle.
“I don’t need to anymore.” he went silent for several long moments.

“…Well, I suppose I do technically still /need/ to eat, I just do not have any instinct to do so anymore.

I do not have any desire. That creature ate it all. I shouldn’t even be alive.”
"Im not gonna make you cutie but sometimes its worth the effort, there's alot of incredible flavours out there."

He kept smiling though their convocation, quite intrigued on why someone wouldn't want to eat.

"If you don't mind me asking, why don't you eat?"
May 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
"Im not gonna make you cutie but sometimes its worth the effort, there's alot of incredible flavours out there."

He kept smiling though their convocation, quite intrigued on why someone wouldn't want to eat.

"If you don't mind me asking, why don't you eat?"
“Seems like way too much effort. Though I guess if it melts in your mouth then you don’t have to do much while eating it…Hm. No, I don’t need anything anymore. People can make me eat if they want, I guess, but I don’t care if I don’t.”
"Im telling you cutie, its worth a shot! but im not going to force you." He smiled, happy that someone took an interested.

"And are you sure you don't need to eat? because your body is telling me something else." He softly chuckled. "I could make you something else?"
May 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
"Im telling you cutie, its worth a shot! but im not going to force you." He smiled, happy that someone took an interested.

"And are you sure you don't need to eat? because your body is telling me something else." He softly chuckled. "I could make you something else?"
“Meat that melts in your mouth…?” He wrinkled his nose, “Gross. Don’t cook me any. I don’t need food.”

That was not true at all. He was visibly malnourished. You wouldn’t be getting much meat if you tried eating this elf.
"Depends on what cut you have. I prefer the back as there's a lot of dish options. It contains a contrast of fat to hold the flavour, but not too much where it becomes gammy. If cooked right, it should melt in your mouth."
He paused before adding
"I'll happily cook you some if you're interested."
May 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
"Depends on what cut you have. I prefer the back as there's a lot of dish options. It contains a contrast of fat to hold the flavour, but not too much where it becomes gammy. If cooked right, it should melt in your mouth."
He paused before adding
"I'll happily cook you some if you're interested."
“So what do people taste like?” he asked, mildly curious.
"Can people stop shitting on Cannibalism?! Seriously, its not as crazy as what people think it is - All im saying... Is don't knock it before you try it!"
May 21, 2025 at 8:14 AM
"Can people stop shitting on Cannibalism?! Seriously, its not as crazy as what people think it is - All im saying... Is don't knock it before you try it!"
May 21, 2025 at 4:16 AM
"People keep asking if im a cannibal?! Like really?? Who do you think I am!"

His rage quickly spiralled into laughter and then a moment of peace.

"Of course I am."
February 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
"BEST HUNT IVE DONE IN ALONG TIME!" He has a crazed but energized look in his eyes before he quickly added.
"That damn bear nearly got me too!"

Art done by @kitaply.bsky.social
February 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
"So, apparently the news's is out dated?!"
He looked genuinely confused and added. "With everyone on there phones these day's, how could that be true."

He paused.
"Anyone got any advise to reach more people??"
February 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
"Dude, that food took so much time to prep! Haha! Well, Andrew's head didnt - his brain's are already fried."
so... maybe this was eight days late... but WHATEVER, if you notice ANYTHING off just pretend it isn't there hehe

Tatsuo hopes everyone had a wonderfully scary halloween! 👻

#art #artist #oc #ocart #halloween #halloween2024 #digitalart #artwork #anime
January 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
"Okay, would love to have people's thoughts.
Considering this doesn't damage or change anything in my world, I was thinking on posting a draft of my murder memoir. See what you guys think?? If it needs any editing??"

He paused.

"What do you guys think? Wanna help me be remembered?"
January 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
"How pathatic, your scared of me?? Yet again, can I blame you."

He smiled, reveiling in his cocky confidence.
January 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
"I love having to talk to my shit-head of an ex-wife!"

He said sacrasically while forcing a smile, subtly gritting his teeth together in annoyance.

//Art done by: bsky.app/profile/kita...
January 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Just havin' a good night with the boys!!

[Art done by: bsky.app/profile/kita... ]
January 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
"Happy new year's everyone!!"
January 1, 2025 at 6:01 AM
"If you're listening to this, it's because you're here for the truth - The uncensored violent truth, but doesn't that make you just as bad as me. Everyone is capable of murder, no matter how much you lie to yourself, however there is one difference between us. I won't lie about what we are."
December 28, 2024 at 2:19 AM
// Im trying to learn some Greek because of Laurell. Im sorry if its not great as im just starting but I would love to try and learn from other people as well! Feel free to drop me a message!
December 28, 2024 at 2:16 AM
"Γεια σου!"
December 27, 2024 at 9:26 PM
"WOOOH! GETTING DRUNK!"
December 25, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Reposted by Laurell Phoebus
"Merry Crimbo."
December 25, 2024 at 1:26 PM
"Happy Holiday's Peeps, hope you all have a great time!"
December 25, 2024 at 7:06 PM